Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
$1500??? I have one with a screen, an extra disk drive, and extra screen stand, and a mouse. I paid $150 for everything and that was 2 years ago. It also came with the original box. This guy is an idiot hoping for another idiot to buy this
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
$1500??? I have one with a screen, an extra disk drive, and extra screen stand, and a mouse. I paid $150 for everything and that was 2 years ago. It also came with the original box. This guy is an idiot hoping for another idiot to buy this
The man is freaking gorgeous and it shows his skill as an actor that he’s able to sell being taken off guard
Also, they tried to make Cha Seung-won seem like an unassuming shoe salesman when he’s a well known former model
Also, they tried to make Cha Seung-won seem like an unassuming shoe salesman when he’s a well known former model
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The man is freaking gorgeous and it shows his skill as an actor that he’s able to sell being taken off guard
Also, they tried to make Cha Seung-won seem like an unassuming shoe salesman when he’s a well known former model
Also, they tried to make Cha Seung-won seem like an unassuming shoe salesman when he’s a well known former model
I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime
Just FYI, this is exactly how I look when you call out my name to me and also “Plastic Love” begins to play softly too
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just FYI, this is exactly how I look when you call out my name to me and also “Plastic Love” begins to play softly too
Literal oatmeal got me like
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Literal oatmeal got me like
Finally, a breakfast that will fill me up and leave me thinking about it dreamily during quiet moments of my workday
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Finally, a breakfast that will fill me up and leave me thinking about it dreamily during quiet moments of my workday
Me trying to get on this train car once they close the doors
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me trying to get on this train car once they close the doors
Building off with this by reposting this awesome Colonel Sanders cosplay
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Building off with this by reposting this awesome Colonel Sanders cosplay
It’s a great bible
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It’s a great bible
Daniel the badass also did this too
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Daniel the badass also did this too
Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
Imagine if your mom adopted some smaller, walleyed guy who was found drinking chemicals in an abandoned warehouse used in underground bareknuckle fights before he arrived at your home. That’s how imagine Cary sees Angus
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Imagine if your mom adopted some smaller, walleyed guy who was found drinking chemicals in an abandoned warehouse used in underground bareknuckle fights before he arrived at your home. That’s how imagine Cary sees Angus
She sucks on multiple levels. She’d probably hate this adorable little baby too
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
She sucks on multiple levels. She’d probably hate this adorable little baby too
Not one of his more impressive fetches, but to be fair he’s been playing hard for a good 15 minutes
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Not one of his more impressive fetches, but to be fair he’s been playing hard for a good 15 minutes
My New Year’s resolution is to become an insufferably smug asshole trying to fend off the inevitability of death while attempting to survive late stage capitalism
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to become an insufferably smug asshole trying to fend off the inevitability of death while attempting to survive late stage capitalism
Currently thinking about how damn cute the stoat is
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Currently thinking about how damn cute the stoat is
Here’s to more embarrassing experiences for me
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Here’s to more embarrassing experiences for me
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
I have a feeling Jon won’t make it into the advanced class for reasons
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a feeling Jon won’t make it into the advanced class for reasons
My generous bounty of cake comes with challenges other than finding pants that fit
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My generous bounty of cake comes with challenges other than finding pants that fit
I sometimes go back to the gender swapped, faceapped version of myself and just think “damn, why I do I feel like this guy would be like such a misogynistic asshole?”
And then I remember I look a lot like my dad
And then I remember I look a lot like my dad
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I sometimes go back to the gender swapped, faceapped version of myself and just think “damn, why I do I feel like this guy would be like such a misogynistic asshole?”
And then I remember I look a lot like my dad
And then I remember I look a lot like my dad
People traveling today, please stay safe 🙏
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People traveling today, please stay safe 🙏