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@tnrefugee.bsky.social

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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · Dec 2

Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 13h

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 39m

I hate it when people don’t use their indicators, to virtue signal.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3d

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13h

they need to make a cigarette with vitamins

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2d

I did not fight in the Rock and Roller Cola War just to see it all fall apart

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 7h

The inventor of the snooze alarm has died. He'll be buried next Thursday at 10.15, 10.20 and 10.25.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 33m

Just a normal family shopping trip..

A precocious seven year old boy and a Halloween decoration skeleton flipping the bird together in a store display.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

In the Internet ecosystem, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Shitposters who investigate laughs; and Cute Pet posters, made up of good girls and boys. These are their stories.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 13h

Is it hand-gliding or hang-gliding? Anyway, sorry for your loss.

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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 5h

It’s official. Pam says we’re gonna be executed for being ANTIFA. Let’s party like it’s 1999!

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 57m

And that’s why we fought for our independence. They’re so weird about food.

Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 59m

How are you supposed to do a decent drift in these cars with push button transmission? Hold the button?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16h

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 1h

For the first time in years we won't be doing the Ohio Renaissance Festival. Very bummed but just can't handle all the walking right now.

And unable to get a crew to carry me around in a litter. I mean, wtf?

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 1h

No way!

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 3h

Who called them porn bots and not intrusive thots

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12h

dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 3h

Answering with a French accent “You swine!”

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 3h

If you just felt the earth shake in west Tennessee, it wasn’t the Madras fault. It was my daughter coming down the stairs with a hangover after the grandkids woke her up fighting over an Xbox game.

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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 21h

There should be a limit on the number of times you can say “ethos” during a podcast

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Aug 21

It might just be me being older, but cars these days have too much tech.

I tried shifting into reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 4h

miss the simpler times when everyone just ate tide pods and stormed area 51

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