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Julie Irwin
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Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
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Mrs Brown's Boys, Christmas Day at 11.05
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Ok folks, I've got a task I need help with.

I need to know about high money value detector finds found since 2019 (not including tudor heart or Chew Valley hoard) from news reports, social media posts etc.

England & Wales only.

Please share, thank you 😊

#Archaeology 🏺 #Treasure #Detecting
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Once again, I predicted that non-sparkling would win the Best Water Award.

Still got it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A couple on TV had a 'champagne trough' fitted next to a sink in their new kitchen.

Fuck off.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Sound Of Music Sequel looks rubbish.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Drop your new wave album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
A drawing that youngest did of me cooking when about 3yo.

The Marty Feldman years.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I like editing because I frequently laugh at my own stuff. Profanity IS funny.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Can't be arsed to type it again.

#Farage
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I declare that I have told right-wing scum to 'fuck off', but I would never, ever do it in an insulting way.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Up at 7 to edit.

House like the bleeding Artic.

Slight exaggeration.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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#QuietPiggy 🖕🏼
Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If the future of the human race depended on my IT skills we'd all be DEAD.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#TheArchers

I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shout out to HMRC who wrote to my dad (who is deceased) regarding the tax affairs of 'the late Julie Irwin' (Me. I am alive).

#ffs
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Great.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Twitter buggered.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A Dolly Parton fancy-dress do is on the horizon.

I may end up with Lilly Savage.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My annual post that Christmas should be every four years, like the Olympics.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In from a music thing and my ears are ringing like a bastard.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Collected from Waitrose.

Be still, my beating heart.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The first page of my debut children's novel, on the early display of Christmas decorations.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The new Bond movie should be about removing the US President from office.
Trump's national security strategy: (1) become the leader of a global fascist movement beholden to Trump; (2) betray all America's democratic allies in Europe and East Asia; and (3) reverting to gunboat diplomacy, make America the regional hegemon of the Americas (seize Canada and Greenland, too).
Trump’s Unpublished National Security Strategy Is Stephen Miller’s Far-Right Wet Dream
The president’s new national-security draft document rants against migration and cultural “erasure” – and endorses far-right political parties abroad, sources tell Zeteo.
zeteo.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM