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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
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Immigrant in 🇫🇷&🇨🇭 - Omega male - GenX - #BollocksToBrexit - - awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul - 🐣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿331ppm🏠🇫🇷 💻🇨🇭 - 🗣️ 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇩🇪
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · Jan 22
My thoughts on the matter have not changed.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · Nov 5
Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 55m
I had to look at it twice, TBF 😅.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 1h
Congratulations 😉.

The grammar in that gif is making my eye twitch, though 😖.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 1h
How long did it take to fall? How tall *are* you?
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 1h
You seem off color.
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Amber Speaks Up @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning 🖤🦋

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!! 🗣️

#EpsteinFiles

Free article 👇🏼
A survivor’s words — shared ahead of her memoir’s release. “Nobody’s Girl: The Voice of Virginia Giuffre”
In advance of the release of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir, I’m sharing key excerpts that show not just what she endured —but how hard and long she fought back.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
🤣
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
I just swear at people until I get a reaction. Twat.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
Tis but a scratch.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
Far be it for me to kink shame, old boy. They probably have chlamydia, as do koalas, though.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
Are these those invisible jeans I've been hearing so much about?
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
a black and white photo of a man with the words tell me more on the bottom
Alt: a black and white photo of a man with the words tell me more on the bottom Freud
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
Drop from trees, they do.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
OZYMANDIAS. I MET a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away."
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3h
Americanize.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
Mountain hedgehogs would be a thing 🤔.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
This is the content I come here for.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
Decathlon finest 😉.

It's still morning? Fuck a duck.

Hi 🖖🏼
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
Ж
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
I wouldn't trust either of you to spell X correctly.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
I have a son. 16.

I may have to set his room on fire and start again.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
I've improvised with hot chocolate and a shot of ristretto. My colleagues may survive until this afternoon.
Insulated aluminium (please don't try to pronounce this, American friends) mug.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is holding another man 's tie .
Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is holding another man 's tie .
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
Not with that cable, mate. No, nor that one. You got anything else? No, not that one. Wait... Try the first one again. Ha! Still no. Turn the cable round, stand on one leg. Try the third cable. Nope. Seventh? No. Throw all the cables in the bin in anguish. Now try the first again. Oh, it's working.
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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4h
I'm a bit agricultural.
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