Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
Immigrant in 🇫🇷&🇨🇭 -
Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
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Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
🐣🏴331ppm🏠🇫🇷 💻🇨🇭 -
🗣️ 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇩🇪
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Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
#QuietPiggy 🖕🏼
My Spanish colleague is back from, er, Spain.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My Spanish colleague is back from, er, Spain.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
But why, Dalula,
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
But why, Dalula,
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
This guy is St Julian the Hospitaller, patron saint of lion tamers and of Manchester (although this is unfortunately little known in Manchester these days).
In fact, Neil was born in a hospital named after him, in Manchester. The hospital no longer exists, alas, and is now a Lidl.
In fact, Neil was born in a hospital named after him, in Manchester. The hospital no longer exists, alas, and is now a Lidl.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This guy is St Julian the Hospitaller, patron saint of lion tamers and of Manchester (although this is unfortunately little known in Manchester these days).
In fact, Neil was born in a hospital named after him, in Manchester. The hospital no longer exists, alas, and is now a Lidl.
In fact, Neil was born in a hospital named after him, in Manchester. The hospital no longer exists, alas, and is now a Lidl.
Wales 🏴 🏉 ouch 😖.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wales 🏴 🏉 ouch 😖.
@profanity.accountant I'll be disappointed if I don't get a good score...
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@profanity.accountant I'll be disappointed if I don't get a good score...
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It seems that every commercial entity to which I've ever given my email address or phone number has taken it upon itself to send me Black Friday bollocks.
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It seems that every commercial entity to which I've ever given my email address or phone number has taken it upon itself to send me Black Friday bollocks.
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
How many pairs of skiing socks do I have?
3?
How many can I fucking find for tomorrow?
0.
How many will I buy on my way home this evening to cover my arse?
1.
How many pairs will I now have?
4.
🤬
3?
How many can I fucking find for tomorrow?
0.
How many will I buy on my way home this evening to cover my arse?
1.
How many pairs will I now have?
4.
🤬
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
How many pairs of skiing socks do I have?
3?
How many can I fucking find for tomorrow?
0.
How many will I buy on my way home this evening to cover my arse?
1.
How many pairs will I now have?
4.
🤬
3?
How many can I fucking find for tomorrow?
0.
How many will I buy on my way home this evening to cover my arse?
1.
How many pairs will I now have?
4.
🤬
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Regular readers of this common may remember this, er, game from yesterday.
I didn't specify any rules because I thought it was clear that the first word had to end with -less, and both words to start with the same letter.
Yet people have been submitting all sorts in a freewheeling fandango 🤬.
I didn't specify any rules because I thought it was clear that the first word had to end with -less, and both words to start with the same letter.
Yet people have been submitting all sorts in a freewheeling fandango 🤬.
Sleepless in Seattle.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Regular readers of this common may remember this, er, game from yesterday.
I didn't specify any rules because I thought it was clear that the first word had to end with -less, and both words to start with the same letter.
Yet people have been submitting all sorts in a freewheeling fandango 🤬.
I didn't specify any rules because I thought it was clear that the first word had to end with -less, and both words to start with the same letter.
Yet people have been submitting all sorts in a freewheeling fandango 🤬.
Anyone know where I put my ski clamps at the end of last season? They aren't with the rest of the waxing stuff 🤬.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone know where I put my ski clamps at the end of last season? They aren't with the rest of the waxing stuff 🤬.
Daughter (18) on Tuesday:
I've sprained my ankle again. Do I need to see the vet?
Daughter (still 18) today:
Do you want to go skiing at the weekend?
Me (50, 80, who knows?):
😑
I've sprained my ankle again. Do I need to see the vet?
Daughter (still 18) today:
Do you want to go skiing at the weekend?
Me (50, 80, who knows?):
😑
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Daughter (18) on Tuesday:
I've sprained my ankle again. Do I need to see the vet?
Daughter (still 18) today:
Do you want to go skiing at the weekend?
Me (50, 80, who knows?):
😑
I've sprained my ankle again. Do I need to see the vet?
Daughter (still 18) today:
Do you want to go skiing at the weekend?
Me (50, 80, who knows?):
😑
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Drop your New Wave album cover here...
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Drop your New Wave album cover here...
Reposted by Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
The British Empire was the largest empire that ever existed. At its zenith it controlled 1/4 of the world’s population and landmass. This achievement was built upon systematic violence.
I guess 'British exceptionalism' arose from the misconception that the British were somehow special b/c of this.
I guess 'British exceptionalism' arose from the misconception that the British were somehow special b/c of this.
What Were the Most Terrible Acts of the British Empire? | TheCollector
The British Empire was much more invasive and destructive than many people realize. Read on to find out more.
www.thecollector.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The British Empire was the largest empire that ever existed. At its zenith it controlled 1/4 of the world’s population and landmass. This achievement was built upon systematic violence.
I guess 'British exceptionalism' arose from the misconception that the British were somehow special b/c of this.
I guess 'British exceptionalism' arose from the misconception that the British were somehow special b/c of this.
GET IN! 🥳 ⛷️
Avoriaz!
With the recent snowfall, we are announcing a pre-opening this weekend, November 29 and 30, 2025
That's my weekend sorted.
Avoriaz!
With the recent snowfall, we are announcing a pre-opening this weekend, November 29 and 30, 2025
That's my weekend sorted.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
GET IN! 🥳 ⛷️
Avoriaz!
With the recent snowfall, we are announcing a pre-opening this weekend, November 29 and 30, 2025
That's my weekend sorted.
Avoriaz!
With the recent snowfall, we are announcing a pre-opening this weekend, November 29 and 30, 2025
That's my weekend sorted.
Reposted by Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
Happy Thanksgiving, American friends 🦃.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, American friends 🦃.
Sleepless in Seattle.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sleepless in Seattle.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Absolutely fucking not.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Absolutely fucking not.
@mikeo-g.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social all blocked or just me? Fucking hell 🙄.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@mikeo-g.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social all blocked or just me? Fucking hell 🙄.