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inplacesdeep.bsky.social
DMiurge
@inplacesdeep.bsky.social
She/Her, TTRPG blogger who likes Old Things, Pinko, Witch Loving Witch, Assigned Mage at Birth

Acteon had it comin'

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Hi! I'm Miranda and I write stuff for old versions of D&D. In particular I am writing up a megadungeon I've been running for over a decade on this patreon. Nightwick Abbey! It's spooky! It moves! It's alive! It's got an orange julius!

Check it out!
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creating RPG material for the World of Nightwick and others.
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I dunno if this makes any sense but: I wish I could see myself with the eyes of a lesbian
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Tragically due to the gutting of the ADA we will be getting a space staircase
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One of my players said that he recorded I described some dry pee from a dungeon description last session as "you find not but a stale slickness" which I think is basically an archetypal Miranda DMing description
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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the phrase "its not my job to educate you" has done insane damage to the trans liberation movement btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Teaching Trashmouth about Christianity
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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and here's another thing I hate about fandom: it replacing words like "Œuvre", "History", "Setting", "Fact", and "Diegetic" with "Canon"
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Nun
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I was pulling some cards in the lobby on Friday.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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She has such big dick energy.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They burn witches, don't they? - @umlauthuth.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your blog!
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A joke I set up a year ago has payed off tonight.

Me, roleplaying a vicar of the Invisible Basilisk: with this technology [a puppet show of a basilisk] soon we will make the terrible basilisk machine

Player, understanding the joke: you are a Bad Woman
From tonight's game of Cuccagna: The Temple of Reason venerates no god, but all within fear an invisible basilisk they claim to have conjured through reason alone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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publisher: wow, that's quite the opinion piece! whaddya call it?

jesse singal: the aristocrats!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I've heard people say "nobody says 'as you know' the way they do in movies. It's so stupid!" when people absolutely do say "as you know" but it's to mean "as I told you in that email you better have fucking read but I can tell you didn't you son of a bitch" and adding that tone to a movie would be 🤌
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sierra Ferrell sang like a bar from this after at the end of a video where she sang something else and I am haunted by the fact I can never hear her do a full version
The Garden
YouTube video by Tim O'Brien - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Also the estradiol vials need a dry ice effect
The problem with transitioning is it happens too slow for me to go I'M CHANGING! and then fall out of view of the webcam only to come back up differnt
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The problem with transitioning is it happens too slow for me to go I'M CHANGING! and then fall out of view of the webcam only to come back up differnt
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
[Trying to explain Buddhism with a D&D metaphor] ok imagine you have a weekly game and it Sucks Shit. You show up every week and even when your character dies you keep showing up. Ok what if you just stopped going?
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also the actual "witch-cult hypothesis" is definitely wrong, but like some other woo tropes I cannot keep my thoughts away from it when thinking about writing projects
It will probably not surprise any of you that I have always loved the phrase "Witch-cult"
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Drawing Down the Moon
YouTube video by Blood Ceremony - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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can i get a fuckin uhhhh Feeling of Being Owned with a side of Mental Conditioning
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SOMEONE DID A CAR OF MY FAVORITE SHIP
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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One of like three songs I cannot hear without starting to dance at least a little
What Would a Wookie Do?
YouTube video by Clutch - Topic
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September 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
This came on my work playlist and I was fucking dancing in the aisle
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM