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this one. this is what's rotating in my head every time people on here are talking about butches
post on twitter from "charlie" locked account on 3/13/22 "this is like butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared" the photo is a woman with nice makeup and her pink (dark roots) hair done up and styled but she's got a leather jacket on and she's sitting on a motorcycle. she looks nice but no for real. i swear anything more butch than this got cowards on here going "that's just a man basically tho" you are weak and will not survive the coming winter
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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old tumblr post conversation casualbaloth responding to someone by saying "please god let me find these things out normally i am begging you" and red-mercer responding to that with "If you go to the circus for news don't complain if a clown tells it to you"
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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bunch of girls posing at some pool party and also Goofy and Donald from kingdom hearts 4 are there looking like they don't know how they got there but they are worried
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
synapsid.bsky.social
these things work great in stores for stuff like that anyway
peg hooks on a pegboard on a store gondola fixture. they go from very short metal rods at the top to very long metal rods at the bottom. they're all slightly angled at the end with a smooth little nob to prevent damaging product when it's placed or removed from them
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
synapsid.bsky.social
always smart
"don't get the discord subpoenaed" discord emoji of white text on a blue background
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
doing this one and not being a self-hating cynic about it
the "Trans Woman Bingo" card Emmy made left to right starting at the top: "an absolute treasure" - everyone you've dated "effortlessly cunty" "you made it this far in a world hellbent on destroying us (free space)" (which i circled) "terminally online" (which i circled) "worthy of love (yes, YOU)" (which i circled with much duress, but i did!) "ethereal being deserving of worship" "fucking gorgeous" ""you're like,, SO funny" which i circled "bimbo with it (one of the smartest women live)"
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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lol, if you think the goal involves letting them just walk away from their posts after it's all said & done
Nils Gilman ‪@ nilsgilman .bsky .social‬ It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills. 10:29 PM · Jan 12, 2026 17 reposts 450 quotes 116 likes 8 saves
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
also the child dilbert pc adventure game that came with a bunch of gateway computers was extremely bizarre
a large bedroom with a 90s computer on a desk, an easel with math symbols on it, a hamster wheel hooked up to a lightbulb, a purple bed with stars on it, and a tv with generic game console in the background. child dilbert stands in his room next to dogbert who is somehow alive when dilbert was a child making it seem like he's a figment of dilbert's imagination when you consider how many years apart the comics and this game were. also there is a green dinosaur who looks like a melted Barney in the room. his name is Bob an intersection in a 90s cartoon town of a point and click adventure game. there is a phone booth, and signs pointing to various directions in "Dilbertville" "Eastbert Post Office" "Greenbert's Department Store" "Woodbert Park" "School Playground" (which inexplicably isn't a -bert of some sort) child Dilbert is on his blue bicycle with red backpack deciding where to go. Dogbert is reacting to something but the frozen moment of animation makes him appear as if tractor beam was stretching him upwards
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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"what if we kissed in the ______" meme format that says "SLAB GRAVEYARD" with ridiculous face, kiss, and embarassed monkey emojis as is protocol for these kinda things
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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for the record:
Synapsid MD ‪@synapsid.bsky.social‬ ⡰⠛⠛⢷⡄   ⡰⠛⠛⢷⡄  ⡰⠛⠛⢷⡄⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠉⠀⠀ ⠀   ⠀⠀⣸⠆   ⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣿ ⣸⠆ ⠀⣼⠟⠛⠳⣦⠀ ⠀⢀⡼⠋⠀ ⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⠀ ⢀⡼⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⠀  ⠸⠷⠶⠶⠆ ⠙⣄⣀⣠⠋⠀⠸⠷⠶⠶⠆⠀  ⠙⣄⣀⣠⠋⠀ (it's braille unicode characters being used to sculpt the number "2026") ‪Synapsid MD‬ ‪@synapsid.bsky.social‬ · 16h ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠠⢤⣦⠤⠀⠀⠉⢏⠀⠠⣤⣦⠄⠀⡸⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠹⠛⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⠀⠀⠉⠈⠐⢄⠀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠉⡏⠀⠰⠁⠀⠀⠠⠊⠀⠀⠠⢤⣦⡤⠀⠀ ⠘⠛⠋⠒⠂⠤⢀⠀⠁⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠣⢤⣦⡤⠀⠁⠀⡀⠤⠒⠉⠈⠈⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⣶⡄⠀⣀⣀⠀⠙⠛⢋⡀⠀⠀⡸⠉⠁⠀⠀⣁⡀⠠⠤⠄⠾⠷⠂⠀⠀ ⣀⣤⣀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠁⢤⣶⡄⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⣠⣀ ⠘⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠄⠂⠀⡠⠀⠀⠀⠐⢄⠀⠀⠂⠠⠄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⣶⣶⠉⠁⠀⢀⣄⠞⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠑⠄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣾⡖⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠃⠀⠠⣴⣦⠄⠀⠈⠝⠛⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀          ⠁⠈ (it's braille unicode characters and spaces arranged to look like a firework burst) 3:40 AM · Jan 1, 2026 8 reposts 1 quote 29 likes
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
huh, first time for everything i suppose
mirriam-webster your 2026 word thing where you click on it to stop the rapidly changing words in the video clip to get which one is supposed to be your word of the year. i got "prosperous"
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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oh wait, these are the covers from ours. i guess we had the 92 letterbox editions
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back vhs cover for the 1992 "Special Letterbox Collector's Edition" release Star Wars Return of the Jedi vhs cover for the 1992 "Special Letterbox Collector's Edition" release
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
nah dude, extremely funny that it exists tbh.

do this one next
The Official Flag of (IRGC) made pink and blue and white. I'm preeeeetty sure they'd be cool with this and support everyone involved tho.
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
the birdsrights post lives eternal like a neon indicator sign over some people's heads
birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? 6:17 p.m. 16 August. 13 Twitter Web Client 18.6k Retweets 3,974 Quote Tweets 35.4k Likes
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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brilliant engagement bait; everyone on this site got oppositional defiant disorder
skald ‪@ dang ling hemm ie . bsky . social‬ people whose whole engagement strategy is quote posting to agree with something: just give it a clean repost man 5:45 PM · Dec 15, 2025 17 reposts 41 quotes 204 likes (i broke up the name in the alt text so you can't search and find the screenshot easily because i'm not gonna make it that easy :3 work for your interaction dopamine)
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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pulling the string on one of these and hearing a monotone voice tell you "Maybe but that's not my experience."

*pull*

"I wasn't saying that."

*pull*

"You're taking my previous post out of context."

*pull*

"I've never done it but I don't think that's right."
an old 1989 mattel see'n'say with farm animals on it and a spinning arrow in the middle where if you pull the string on the top of the toy it will land on an animal and say the name of it
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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tiny toy sized people inside a clear inclosure are being carried by a regular sized person Matt Damon is having a beer while sitting at his kitchen counter talking to a tiny man sitting on a box of crackers the tiny man dressed like a real estate agent is sitting on the box of crackers and gesturing to an out of frame Damon while talking, and there's a tiny glass of alcohol on the box next to him tiny Matt Damon is talking to other tiny guys at a party and is holding a full sized normal rose blossom which he has to carry with both hands
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
synapsid.bsky.social
need more classic guys like this
Twitter post lil h @bigsnugga i was raised on the silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man 15:24 - 06 Apr 24 - 168K Views 1,325 Reposts 176 Quotes 5,705 Likes
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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hegseth struggling to screw in the new department of war sign on a building for some dumb photo-op. also holy shit i just noticed he has a dilbert tie!! not a tie with dilbert on it. it's the red stripe tie dilbert wears. lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
synapsid.bsky.social
"You can quickly and conveniently end or transfer your service with no wait time through our website."

except, that's a fucking lie.

you know what happens when you try to do anything related to service transfer or ending online?
Eversource (the devil) website page at the top it says the devil's name, search, help, and signout below that is Account & Billing, Outages & Storms, Services, Save Money & Energy (lies), Safety, About below that is the page nav links showing Home/Moving/Stop of Transfer Services and below that the header for "Stop or Transfer?" then "Select and Address" but then below that in orange text is says "Your request cannot be processed online. Please contact us for assistance." when you call it says to use their website (this one pictured) to end or transfer service "quickly and easily, without the wait at our website"
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
synapsid.bsky.social
this says a lot about society
‪big neutrals‬ ‪@boymoder.meangirls.online‬ · 5m can we go back to talking about men who we want to fuck and then kill us that was fun ‪big neutrals‬ ‪@boymoder.meangirls.online‬ · 4m yes we can talk about evil women too that's acceptable closeup showing "about men" in one post with no like and "women too" in the second post with 1 like the lesbians swarm around these parts
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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A bubble on a blue background containing a circular avatar of @synapsid.bsky.social in the middle, then arranged around @synapsid.bsky.social more circular avatars of people who @synapsid.bsky.social interacts with. The size of the circlular avatars are getting smaller as you move around and outwards representing less and less interaction. A credit at the bottom right reads #bubbel Last Month - Top 50 @synapsid.bsky.social's Interactions https://bubbel.blue
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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first time hearing about three-cueing huh?
the "First time?" hanging cowboy meme image from ballad of buster skrugs (with no subtitles visible in the frame of this one)
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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the no fear shit, sees a thing, one fear shirt final panel of the guy t-posing with sunglasses on and a shirt that says "ONE FEAR"
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
3 panels (edited together because there was a wide panel with another scene inbetween them originally) first is a wide panel with a bunch of below-d-list villains being tied up by Elektra (from Daredevil) in the background. in the foreground is a closeup of the face of a woman with glasses (Dr. Charlene McGowan) who looks annoyed. one of the villains says "Hey, my cousin is trans! Do you know her? She's @ genderama1989 on social?" and the woman responds "Trans people don't all know each other asshole." in the second panel later a close-up of her hand holding a phone open to a DM conversation with @ genderama1989 and and outgoing message "Hey, you never told me you had a cousin who was a SUPER VILLAIN." and a response of "Who, "Redline"? OMG his name is RANDY and he's SUCH a loser." panel 3 at some queer bar, the viewer is looking over Elektra's shoulder and asking "Everything okay?" with Charlene responding "Hmm? Yes! Just fine!" and quickly putting her phone down while taking a sip of her drink.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM