Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
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Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
written by vinGPT
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
written by vinGPT
“The terms of the mortgage state that if you miss a payment you need to jump into a quarry while on fire and if the video doesn’t get 1 million views we foreclose”
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“The terms of the mortgage state that if you miss a payment you need to jump into a quarry while on fire and if the video doesn’t get 1 million views we foreclose”
ooh yea lemme separate those minerals
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
ooh yea lemme separate those minerals
leslie nielson just showed up wearing that
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
leslie nielson just showed up wearing that
oh damn forgot about this
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
oh damn forgot about this
they’re putting something in the water that’s turning THE WITCHES GAY
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
they’re putting something in the water that’s turning THE WITCHES GAY