alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
so there's a book about how some freaks turned a New Hampshire town into a "libertarian paradise" and the bears took over because, obviously they did. And I feel like that's what happening on a nationwide scale, except the libertarians are also Nazis
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
so there's a book about how some freaks turned a New Hampshire town into a "libertarian paradise" and the bears took over because, obviously they did. And I feel like that's what happening on a nationwide scale, except the libertarians are also Nazis
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Sorry but the lowest common denominator is now endangering all of us and they've got to be stopped.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sorry but the lowest common denominator is now endangering all of us and they've got to be stopped.
I am a notorious phone dropper, so I had to make a decision! sucky!
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am a notorious phone dropper, so I had to make a decision! sucky!
to put your phone in, silly!
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
to put your phone in, silly!
I have bought the Supcase UB grip
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have bought the Supcase UB grip
he's also going to have the 6 conservative Supreme Court justices arrested and the 2024 election results overturned
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
he's also going to have the 6 conservative Supreme Court justices arrested and the 2024 election results overturned
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He pees and poos when sleeping
He throws up when awake
It's coming out of all the holes
Get a bucket, for goodness' sake
He throws up when awake
It's coming out of all the holes
Get a bucket, for goodness' sake
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He pees and poos when sleeping
He throws up when awake
It's coming out of all the holes
Get a bucket, for goodness' sake
He throws up when awake
It's coming out of all the holes
Get a bucket, for goodness' sake
I drop my phone WAY too much to live this lifestyle but admire you for being able to do it!
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I drop my phone WAY too much to live this lifestyle but admire you for being able to do it!
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Pokemon go to T’Pols
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Pokemon go to T’Pols
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