BOO! I AM DOGG
@whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
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Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
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whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Jerking off and calling it "going number three"
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.
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nameshiv.bsky.social
important to remember that no matter how unpopular you think the regime is currently, this is actually the most popular they will ever be between today and any dat you pick in the future
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anna-molly.bsky.social
If someone asks you to do something, tell them you have diarrhea. No one wants to hang out with you if you have diarrhea
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Watching The Others and my God, the Nicole Kidman character is just the absolute worst human being, just an abusive, gaslighting, monstrous hypocritical bitch
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
I don't think anyone involved was happy with me
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Oh I've had one of those. That's when I upchuck in someone's cleavage, right?
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twosense.bsky.social
At Hooters, you'll find craveable food and wings, cold beer, sports, and of course, Chuck Hootery Boards.
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Adult pimples are just not fair
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
I'm so sorry that you are going through this
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
The subtitles of my sextape would just say "squelching" and then, "I'm sorry," after 30 seconds.
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dly.bsky.social
I used Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on my bits and it was like snowmobiling pussy-first through a tundra
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daisy91.bsky.social
One time my son put canola oil on his slip n slide and he didn’t tell me until I asked him why he was shiny and smelled like fried chicken.
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emceekayvee.bsky.social
I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
I'm glad we're mortal because being alive is fucking exhausting (in part because, as you point out, we fucking suck)
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faineg.bsky.social
I was recently scuba diving in Indonesia and I can 100% confirm that the dick starfish are real and they actually look like this:
The dick starfish c. Granulatus
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.
My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.
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emma.meangirls.online
all it takes to get me rowdy are a few hard kombuchas

gimme the booch, you'll prob get my cooch
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missriss.bsky.social
We're all just a bunch of organs built around the food tunnel
whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Good day to stock up on beer and beans, yeah?
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klaybourne.bsky.social
Happy Pre-Friday to those who celebrate! 🎉💨💚
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Soft secession sounds like me a minute after sex.