HALLO I AM YULE DOGG 🎄
@whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Pinned
Jerking off and calling it "going number three"
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>the jingle horse makes eye contact
>slowly, its mouth begins to open
>there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss
>the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider
>was it always this close?
>why can't you move?
>slowly, its mouth begins to open
>there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss
>the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider
>was it always this close?
>why can't you move?
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
>the jingle horse makes eye contact
>slowly, its mouth begins to open
>there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss
>the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider
>was it always this close?
>why can't you move?
>slowly, its mouth begins to open
>there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss
>the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider
>was it always this close?
>why can't you move?
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not everyone has seen a rose so if i was juliet i wouldve compared romeo to a satisfying piss
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
not everyone has seen a rose so if i was juliet i wouldve compared romeo to a satisfying piss
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“The struggle is real…”
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“The struggle is real…”
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I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
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I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
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From this day forward I will respond to all criticism with a photo of myself as a baby or toddler. If I can work a kitten or puppy in I will, to the best of my ability.
No screenshot of that original paragraph is complete without the visual that comes immediately after
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
From this day forward I will respond to all criticism with a photo of myself as a baby or toddler. If I can work a kitten or puppy in I will, to the best of my ability.
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Take the holidays and shove them up your ass.
Me:
Me:
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Take the holidays and shove them up your ass.
Me:
Me:
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Quarterflash Gordon
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Quarterflash Gordon
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's a longshot people will get this joke
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i dont kiss and tell i tell while kissing ill say the whole alphabet right in your mouth
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i dont kiss and tell i tell while kissing ill say the whole alphabet right in your mouth
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hey @jaketapper.bsky.social put me on tv so I can tell this eugenicist piece of shit that i don't care for the way he wishes my formula-drinking kids had died
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
hey @jaketapper.bsky.social put me on tv so I can tell this eugenicist piece of shit that i don't care for the way he wishes my formula-drinking kids had died
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would replacing the tuna in tuna salad with goldfish crackers be considered innovation or a cry for help
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
would replacing the tuna in tuna salad with goldfish crackers be considered innovation or a cry for help
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babe ur like the soyrizo to my scrambled egg
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
babe ur like the soyrizo to my scrambled egg
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being told by as a child that both jesus and santa were always watching me really prepared me for the surveillance state
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
being told by as a child that both jesus and santa were always watching me really prepared me for the surveillance state
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i follow a decent diversity of people on here, which means occasionally i catch glimpses of some intra-community drama that i don't understand and that is clearly some Wild Shit
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i follow a decent diversity of people on here, which means occasionally i catch glimpses of some intra-community drama that i don't understand and that is clearly some Wild Shit
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blasting thievery corp through the apartment, in a good ass mood for a monday
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
blasting thievery corp through the apartment, in a good ass mood for a monday
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soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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it's funny when people get indignant about someone else's reply settings. "The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !" yeah man, you're not invited to every party. lmao grow up
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it's funny when people get indignant about someone else's reply settings. "The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !" yeah man, you're not invited to every party. lmao grow up
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I can’t wait to take the little panties off some tamales this Christmas.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can’t wait to take the little panties off some tamales this Christmas.
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i like it when all of you post good because then i can just repost your good posts and i don't have to think
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i like it when all of you post good because then i can just repost your good posts and i don't have to think
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the pirate code is an aye for an aye
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the pirate code is an aye for an aye
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a pirate with a thousand yarrr'd stare
August 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
a pirate with a thousand yarrr'd stare
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You can take the girl out of Australia, but you can not take the Australian out of the girl.
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You can take the girl out of Australia, but you can not take the Australian out of the girl.