benefiatemas🧚♀️🎄
@benefiatem.bsky.social
Low-battery powerhouse, n3rd, gamermom, P.L.U.R. advocate, crazy catlady, recovering people-pleaser, uncontrollable treehugger.
What if everyone were just nice to each other 🏳️🌈❤️🔥✨
What if everyone were just nice to each other 🏳️🌈❤️🔥✨
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December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Surely not how I burnt myself out so thoroughly I've been on sickleave for 2+ years, surely
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Surely not how I burnt myself out so thoroughly I've been on sickleave for 2+ years, surely
Rough go of it this Critical Role morning, but coffee will fix me, right? Right?!
#criticalrole #itsfriyaymorn
#criticalrole #itsfriyaymorn
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Rough go of it this Critical Role morning, but coffee will fix me, right? Right?!
#criticalrole #itsfriyaymorn
#criticalrole #itsfriyaymorn
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clearly the spice of life is just salt
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
clearly the spice of life is just salt
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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Them: "always stay positive."
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Them: "always stay positive."
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
My comfort shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scrubs
Supernatural
Being Erica
Schitt's Creek
Psych
Critical Role
Dimension 20
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scrubs
Supernatural
Being Erica
Schitt's Creek
Psych
Critical Role
Dimension 20
My comfort shows:
Critical Role
Doctor Who
Cooking contests
Drag Race
What We Do In The Shadows
Nature documentaries
Bob's Burgers
Critical Role
Doctor Who
Cooking contests
Drag Race
What We Do In The Shadows
Nature documentaries
Bob's Burgers
My comfort shows:
Poirot
Marple
Midsommar Murders
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysterys
(sensing a theme?)
Dr Who
Silent Witness
Taskmaster
GBBO
David Tennant shows
is it on BBC iPlayer? is it a mystery show in any way? that show 🥰
Poirot
Marple
Midsommar Murders
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysterys
(sensing a theme?)
Dr Who
Silent Witness
Taskmaster
GBBO
David Tennant shows
is it on BBC iPlayer? is it a mystery show in any way? that show 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My comfort shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scrubs
Supernatural
Being Erica
Schitt's Creek
Psych
Critical Role
Dimension 20
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scrubs
Supernatural
Being Erica
Schitt's Creek
Psych
Critical Role
Dimension 20
I don't think 3am is a good time to wake up tbh
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don't think 3am is a good time to wake up tbh
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This #GivingTuesday, we at @randomacts.org are flipping the script: we’re trying to give YOU something! randomacts.org/giving-tuesd...
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This #GivingTuesday, we at @randomacts.org are flipping the script: we’re trying to give YOU something! randomacts.org/giving-tuesd...
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Everybody keep calm and BARRY ON! 💪
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Everybody keep calm and BARRY ON! 💪
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writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
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Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
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Many patrons like to take a dip in the river to wash away their bad luck. We believe the leeches in the water add something to the cleansing ritual.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Many patrons like to take a dip in the river to wash away their bad luck. We believe the leeches in the water add something to the cleansing ritual.
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if bsky goes down forever im done with social media. im tired. too old for this shit
December 9, 2023 at 8:34 PM
if bsky goes down forever im done with social media. im tired. too old for this shit
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
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My sister @briespangler.bsky.social has a new etsy shop! She's a professional illustrator and is doing pet designs
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My sister @briespangler.bsky.social has a new etsy shop! She's a professional illustrator and is doing pet designs
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
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Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
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DEAL BLACK FRIDAY BONUS DAMAGE TO PRICES 🎲 🦃
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DEAL BLACK FRIDAY BONUS DAMAGE TO PRICES 🎲 🦃
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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that twitter update that tells you what country every account is from is so funny
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that twitter update that tells you what country every account is from is so funny
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
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in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?