Shepherd
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social
"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself.
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself.
The day after her first Solensia shot we've been fishing ancient cat Emmaline out of cupboards, dissuading her from hunting younger cats for sport, and watching her bathe herself comfortably. That $73 for 1cc is so worth it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The day after her first Solensia shot we've been fishing ancient cat Emmaline out of cupboards, dissuading her from hunting younger cats for sport, and watching her bathe herself comfortably. That $73 for 1cc is so worth it.
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Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
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Behold, the face of a border collie who discovered the turkey carcass was leaking into the kitchen floor... And, as he cleaned that up, onto his head.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Behold, the face of a border collie who discovered the turkey carcass was leaking into the kitchen floor... And, as he cleaned that up, onto his head.
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The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
...my dead estranged asshole father took me to see Raiders in the theater so I could see Nazi faces melt on the big screen. I was 5. It probably was not an appropriate movie but I recall enjoying it.
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
...my dead estranged asshole father took me to see Raiders in the theater so I could see Nazi faces melt on the big screen. I was 5. It probably was not an appropriate movie but I recall enjoying it.
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"saw ... the cast of 'Hamilton' do some propaganda" feels a bit dated?
It's been a decade, come up with some new material to die mad at
It's been a decade, come up with some new material to die mad at
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"saw ... the cast of 'Hamilton' do some propaganda" feels a bit dated?
It's been a decade, come up with some new material to die mad at
It's been a decade, come up with some new material to die mad at
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This is excellent soap! Highly recommend!
DINNER IS OVER
I HAVE COMPLETED THE ANNUAL RITUAL OF HAVING A SURPRISE FIGHT WITH MY WEBSITE
IT IS TIME FOR THE BIG SALE
20% OFF EVERYTHING, EXCEPT THE JEWELRY IS STILL 50% OFF THEN 20% OFF ON TOP OF THAT
GO BUY STUFF & I'll stop shouting now
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I HAVE COMPLETED THE ANNUAL RITUAL OF HAVING A SURPRISE FIGHT WITH MY WEBSITE
IT IS TIME FOR THE BIG SALE
20% OFF EVERYTHING, EXCEPT THE JEWELRY IS STILL 50% OFF THEN 20% OFF ON TOP OF THAT
GO BUY STUFF & I'll stop shouting now
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November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
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Ethologist Konrad Lorenz with Goslings He Raised — Nina Leen, 1965
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ethologist Konrad Lorenz with Goslings He Raised — Nina Leen, 1965
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as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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“Twenty-first century society is no longer a disciplinary society. but rather an achievement society … its inhabitants are no longer “obedience-subjects” but “achievement-subjects” -
Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society.
Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Twenty-first century society is no longer a disciplinary society. but rather an achievement society … its inhabitants are no longer “obedience-subjects” but “achievement-subjects” -
Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society.
Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society.
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#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is BACK for our 6th year! 🎁✨
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is BACK for our 6th year! 🎁✨
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
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my yearly reminder: don't use a reversing vacuum cleaner to clear a clogged garbage disposal unless you are prepared to clean ten pounds of potato peelings off the roof. poof! up through the vent! clog was gone, though. so successful!
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
my yearly reminder: don't use a reversing vacuum cleaner to clear a clogged garbage disposal unless you are prepared to clean ten pounds of potato peelings off the roof. poof! up through the vent! clog was gone, though. so successful!
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My hottest of hot takes that I fervently believe is that the endeavor to replace animal husbandry entirely with cultured meat is a eugenicist project.
Logs on, checks discourse: “Hey let’s make humanity’s protein source something that can become the intellectual property of billionaires”
Some of the worst people on Bluesky: “how about not”
Poasters: “wow, fascists want to do an animal cruelty”
Some of the worst people on Bluesky: “how about not”
Poasters: “wow, fascists want to do an animal cruelty”
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My hottest of hot takes that I fervently believe is that the endeavor to replace animal husbandry entirely with cultured meat is a eugenicist project.
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Happy birthday, America!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday, America!!
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Me: Okay it's done! Did I cut the breast right?
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ...
Me: 🥰🥰🥰
Him: ... Okay so normally you cut along the keel--
Me: that's not a real thing. Is that a real thing? A thing a bird has?
Him: ...You cut it like a ham.
Me: I've actually never cooked a ham.
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ...
Me: 🥰🥰🥰
Him: ... Okay so normally you cut along the keel--
Me: that's not a real thing. Is that a real thing? A thing a bird has?
Him: ...You cut it like a ham.
Me: I've actually never cooked a ham.
While we're here does anyone actually know how to carve a turkey or are we just yoloing that shit into production
Stuffing is cooking, potatoes are boiling, turkey!! is in the oven!!!!
I think this is where I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a genteel, restrained adult beverage
I think this is where I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a genteel, restrained adult beverage
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me: Okay it's done! Did I cut the breast right?
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ...
Me: 🥰🥰🥰
Him: ... Okay so normally you cut along the keel--
Me: that's not a real thing. Is that a real thing? A thing a bird has?
Him: ...You cut it like a ham.
Me: I've actually never cooked a ham.
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ...
Me: 🥰🥰🥰
Him: ... Okay so normally you cut along the keel--
Me: that's not a real thing. Is that a real thing? A thing a bird has?
Him: ...You cut it like a ham.
Me: I've actually never cooked a ham.
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These guys are great! I donate every year and may I suggest that some of the crafts they sell on behalf of the elders make great Christmas presents?
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
These guys are great! I donate every year and may I suggest that some of the crafts they sell on behalf of the elders make great Christmas presents?
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When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
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And for this I thank God; for all have doubts; many deny; but doubts or denials, few along with them, have intuitions.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And for this I thank God; for all have doubts; many deny; but doubts or denials, few along with them, have intuitions.
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please stop coming up with new understandings of domestication, some of us are trying to write 😭
The domestic cat may be a far more recent arrival to Europe than previously thought, a new Science study. finds. The results offer new insight into one of humanity’s most enigmatic animal companions and identify North Africa as the cradle of the modern housecat.
Learn more: https://scim.ag/44kov1S
Learn more: https://scim.ag/44kov1S
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
please stop coming up with new understandings of domestication, some of us are trying to write 😭
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the live rat the dog brought in is in my oven, the rat appears to intend to stay in the oven forever, I have disassembled most of the oven without successfully displacing the rat, there are no stores open, I have built a DIY live trap out of cardboard but the rat doesn’t seem to be hungry, fml
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the live rat the dog brought in is in my oven, the rat appears to intend to stay in the oven forever, I have disassembled most of the oven without successfully displacing the rat, there are no stores open, I have built a DIY live trap out of cardboard but the rat doesn’t seem to be hungry, fml