The Octopus Gallery
@octopusgallery.bsky.social
Dogs, plants, quilts, nerd shit, birds and fish. Time’s gotta funny kind of violence and I’m trying to keep in mind it can’t leave you the way it finds you.
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
Sure, I could be on here looking at bad takes it instead I’m reading Jason Todd/Slade Wilson kink fic and I WILL give you links.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Sure, I could be on here looking at bad takes it instead I’m reading Jason Todd/Slade Wilson kink fic and I WILL give you links.
Man, I should have gone to @beckyhammer.bsky.social's Bad Bunny lecture.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Man, I should have gone to @beckyhammer.bsky.social's Bad Bunny lecture.
I've gotten to the point in my life where dudes doing a bunch of crotch grabbing when they're dancing it just looks like they need to go pee to me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I've gotten to the point in my life where dudes doing a bunch of crotch grabbing when they're dancing it just looks like they need to go pee to me.
Appreciating the fanficcers dropping their new works right now too.
Shout-out to all the brand marketers whose companies made them login during the game so they could launch the "halftime flash sale" emails.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Appreciating the fanficcers dropping their new works right now too.
Penny is playing her favorite game, “I have a ball and you don’t!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Penny is playing her favorite game, “I have a ball and you don’t!”
Why does it come with a tree stump?
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Why does it come with a tree stump?
Thought about doing more sewing after spending most of this afternoon on the portfolio because I could get a lot of the oranges done but instead I'm going to drink a ridiculously large cocktail.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Thought about doing more sewing after spending most of this afternoon on the portfolio because I could get a lot of the oranges done but instead I'm going to drink a ridiculously large cocktail.
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More info on this nesting location. Two days ago 1 owlette was reported, today it was TWO. TOO FUCKING CUTE!!! 😭 😭 🪶 🐣
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
More info on this nesting location. Two days ago 1 owlette was reported, today it was TWO. TOO FUCKING CUTE!!! 😭 😭 🪶 🐣
23F outside and my husband is lighting the chimney started for the charcoal grill while balanced precariously on an unshoveled ice hillock. Thought about how much I didn’t want to explain that to the attending at the ER so went out with the shovel after to clear the ice.
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
23F outside and my husband is lighting the chimney started for the charcoal grill while balanced precariously on an unshoveled ice hillock. Thought about how much I didn’t want to explain that to the attending at the ER so went out with the shovel after to clear the ice.
I’ve been demoted from horn holder to horn surface.
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I’ve been demoted from horn holder to horn surface.
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toot.supply
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I hate making practice pieces in stuff I don’t like because what if it comes out good in the end but also what if I waste good fabric on a shitty practice piece? And usually I end up with something okay but not great. Today’s reason I was yelling about binding: a zipper case.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I hate making practice pieces in stuff I don’t like because what if it comes out good in the end but also what if I waste good fabric on a shitty practice piece? And usually I end up with something okay but not great. Today’s reason I was yelling about binding: a zipper case.
Fuck binding into the sea!
February 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Fuck binding into the sea!
Love to tell a parent “hey, your kid can’t control your dog and it’s endangering other people” and getting a “thanks for your feedback” response that you can tell means they aren’t going to do a fucking thing about the situation.
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Love to tell a parent “hey, your kid can’t control your dog and it’s endangering other people” and getting a “thanks for your feedback” response that you can tell means they aren’t going to do a fucking thing about the situation.
Last night’s dream theatre was once again “back to uni but I don’t know my classes or where they are” with a bonus mass shooting and hiding in non-Euclidean buildings so that sucked.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Last night’s dream theatre was once again “back to uni but I don’t know my classes or where they are” with a bonus mass shooting and hiding in non-Euclidean buildings so that sucked.
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Is craftivism performative? Yes. That's the point. Resistance includes a public demonstration of opposition at accessible events with a low barrier to entry.
The red resistance hat pattern has raised $300k for the people of Minnesota. That's not effective?
The red resistance hat pattern has raised $300k for the people of Minnesota. That's not effective?
Angela, the pussy hats weren't very effective. Knitting is cool, especially if you put resistance messages in it, but it's not resistance. It's performative. It's only actually effective if you're a spy and putting messages in or something. Otherwise it's a hobby, and the pussy hats were just silly.
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Is craftivism performative? Yes. That's the point. Resistance includes a public demonstration of opposition at accessible events with a low barrier to entry.
The red resistance hat pattern has raised $300k for the people of Minnesota. That's not effective?
The red resistance hat pattern has raised $300k for the people of Minnesota. That's not effective?
Husband told me about this earlier tonight and I was like "Matt the transmisogynist?" but no, it's "female presenting nipples" guy!
He’s best known in internet lore for
his infamous 2018 “female presenting nipples” memo. Now he will ensure democracy doesn’t die in darkness www.buzzfeednews.com/article/remy...
his infamous 2018 “female presenting nipples” memo. Now he will ensure democracy doesn’t die in darkness www.buzzfeednews.com/article/remy...
People Are Saying That They’re Leaving Tumblr Because Of Its New Ban On Adult Content
“Tumblr dies for good on December the 17th.”
www.buzzfeednews.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Husband told me about this earlier tonight and I was like "Matt the transmisogynist?" but no, it's "female presenting nipples" guy!
I’m gonna have to quilt this with an orange peel pattern, aren’t I?
Well, those look more like oranges now don’t they. #fandommarket
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’m gonna have to quilt this with an orange peel pattern, aren’t I?
Well, those look more like oranges now don’t they. #fandommarket
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Well, those look more like oranges now don’t they. #fandommarket
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No whole, live things.”
“No whole, live things.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
Took the dogs out for walks and survived! Actually, my Carhartt knock off is so warm that everywhere it covered was too hot. My eyes and the exposed skin around them are very cold. We put two layers on Meatball and he seemed fine.
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Took the dogs out for walks and survived! Actually, my Carhartt knock off is so warm that everywhere it covered was too hot. My eyes and the exposed skin around them are very cold. We put two layers on Meatball and he seemed fine.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Aw, c’mon, Ivy. That’s too far.
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Aw, c’mon, Ivy. That’s too far.
“No beta I die” I don’t think that’s how the tag is supposed to go.
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
“No beta I die” I don’t think that’s how the tag is supposed to go.