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Dogs, plants, quilts, nerd shit, birds and fish. I got all my thralls the old-fashioned way. Feminine wiles and flora-based intoxicants.

Shop with famous cat toys and other sewn goods. https://ko-fi.com/octopusgallery/shop
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Use your extra hour to buy a cat toy!
ko-fi.com/octopusgallery
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
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The thing where I know the issue is that their routine is off and they keep getting extra food but gosh I wish the dogs would sleep through the night instead of demanding to go out at 3 am in blowing snow.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Might be a good week to try a bit of Alfreda. They are time sequential, but they pretty much stand alone.

There might be a bargain price somewhere over at Book View Cafe.

I was writing neurodiverse demi heroes before we gave ourselves a name. . . .
Maybe you need to run away for a while. You can visit a alternate early America, where magic seeps from every plant & the land chooses its own.

I wrote neurodiverse before we said ND. Meet Alfreda. She hears werewolves & Death talks to her. At the usual places.

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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So like am I right and this professor’s official photo is a Homestuck cosplay?

www.jmu.edu/polisci/peop...
www.jmu.edu
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Penny, why are you like this?
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!

view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...

Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Run.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why the FUCK are stoves built so that food can fall down into the burner with no way to access it for quick cleaning???
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ah the now annual tradition of having to vent smoke out of my mom’s house. At least this time it’s not vintage Tupperware!
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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🚨🚨 WeeooWeeoo 🚨🚨
Black Friday deals at the Squid facts shop are LIVE!

Here's the deal: When you buy calendars, stickers, and posters, you get the satisfaction of supporting science education FREE!

Wow!
What a deal!
Who could pass this opportunity up? not me! That's for sure.

SquidFacts.net
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pulled my CGM off to find a bunch of zits underneath which is new and gross. Not infected, doesn’t look like allergy, just zits that were covered for two weeks and didn’t heal.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Watching this show that’s supposed to be set in Michigan with my mom and we’re both like “where the heck did they film this because that architecture is all wrong for Detroit. I want to say Pennsylvania.” Filmed in Pittsburgh and Toronto! Score one for Michigan nerds.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I am so over food discourse.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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My cats love these toys.
I am not doing a special sale in my shop this weekend because everything is already at cost, I’m not able to ship until next week, and I didn’t make some of the extra stuff I intended. But cat toys and goat totes are available! Bookmarks! A couple of original paintings!

ko-fi.com/octopusgalle...
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
ko-fi.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I am not doing a special sale in my shop this weekend because everything is already at cost, I’m not able to ship until next week, and I didn’t make some of the extra stuff I intended. But cat toys and goat totes are available! Bookmarks! A couple of original paintings!

ko-fi.com/octopusgalle...
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Do you wish we still had a wealth of eel metaphors in English? Do you think eels are cool, underappreciated creatures full of scientific wonders?? WELL, have I got an Advent Calendar for you supporting @skypeascientist.bsky.social!!
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Found it! \o/
Fuck, I lost an earring! I have nothing to replace it with and the shop I got it from isn’t open anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fuck, I lost an earring! I have nothing to replace it with and the shop I got it from isn’t open anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Do you need 21 pounds of sauerkraut? I can hook you up.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This horrible creature shoved her way behind me on the couch and slammed her hock into my tailbone. That was surprisingly painful!
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m surprised it took this long for “just the tip” to be canonical.
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We’re looking at the satellite view of the rich prepper down the road from my parents’ place and the morherfucker has a MOAT.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am not doing a special sale in my shop this weekend because everything is already at cost, I’m not able to ship until next week, and I didn’t make some of the extra stuff I intended. But cat toys and goat totes are available! Bookmarks! A couple of original paintings!

ko-fi.com/octopusgalle...
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I STAND CORRECTED, here is the recommended brand of toothpaste for inflating beetle dicks
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“The League of Assassins?” Hardison explodes. “Eliot, man, you cannot be serious!”

“I wouldn’t joke about this.”

“But from a knife flip? Come on–”

“It’s a very distinctive flip,” Eliot growls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM