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Dogs, plants, quilts, nerd shit, birds and fish. Time’s gotta funny kind of violence and I’m trying to keep in mind it can’t leave you the way it finds you.

Shop with famous cat toys and other sewn goods. https://ko-fi.com/octopusgallery/shop
“Slade Wilson has been through alot.” Fuck, I don’t want to see what Slade would do to an alot.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I finally looked up where the ° symbol was hiding on the iPhone keyboard and I feel so powerful now! I’ve missed it since typing ° stopped working in most places
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Penny. Penny, that’s my spot.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Two hours later, a mod post appears. Lol
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
post a banger that's not in english

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_N_...
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Penny once again barked directly in my ear and fucking ow. I’m going to get hearing loss because of this asshole
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my FAVORITEST HUMAN told me NO BABYDOG YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH and that news was SO DEVASTATING that I had to THROW MYSELF TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR and FLAIL DRAMATICALLY to show my UTTER DESPAIR

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I hate that commissions scams have gotten so common that I've got to scrutinize every ask I get* because it suuuuucks. :(

*(and generally I just don't take them since my brain doesn't play well with that sort of demand and goes into avoidance mode which is deeply frustrating)
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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If you have been waiting a super easy way to support the printing folks without giving 'zon your money, @protopasta.bsky.social stepped up with a solution! Every $20 you give them at this link helps produce 500 whistles.

proto-pasta.com/products/the...
"We Keep Us Safe" by The Whistle Crew
The Protopasta Fil-anthropy Fund is proud to partner with the Whistle Crew, "a loose federation united by our love for 3D printing and community safety." Across the nation, our communities' lives are ...
proto-pasta.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
slipping around on an ice hillock to try and put the trash cans away and reach out to grab the closest upright material next to me. Which is a climbing rose bush. Not my best move.
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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good listening for a day such as today

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouuP...
Bad Bunny: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
m.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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We need this energy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAmR...
The Quick Style - Chicken Biryani (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheQuickStyle
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Constantly amazed at how people will still just send you their password in email when they're having login troubles, especially when you can tell from looking at it that it's probably one they reuse.
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I have original art for a Sally Forth Sunday page up for sale on eBay. Art features the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport. All net proceeds of the sale will go to a local Minneapolis school which is being overwhelmed as they help families affected by ICE agents.
www.ebay.com/itm/27771094...
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Man, it would be nice to see bird seed mixes with native seeds in them other than sunflowers. And I know that part of it is that there's not a lot of extra seed out there, especially regionally, but like someone's got to have echinacea seeds past their germination prime.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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The WaPo news continues to be heartbreaking.

A new update: The majority of international employees reportedly aren't eligible for union protections, and have been left in a lurch as a result

You can support them here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
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February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I have created multiple ways for this coworker to see the information I’m being asked for and they never get used. I just get another stupid email.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Sure, I could be on here looking at bad takes it instead I’m reading Jason Todd/Slade Wilson kink fic and I WILL give you links.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Man, I should have gone to @beckyhammer.bsky.social's Bad Bunny lecture.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I've gotten to the point in my life where dudes doing a bunch of crotch grabbing when they're dancing it just looks like they need to go pee to me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Appreciating the fanficcers dropping their new works right now too.
Shout-out to all the brand marketers whose companies made them login during the game so they could launch the "halftime flash sale" emails.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Penny is playing her favorite game, “I have a ball and you don’t!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Why does it come with a tree stump?
This burger at Super Bowl LX is $180 👀
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM