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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
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Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. SFWA, HWA.

Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
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my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year

all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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BestBuy sale on the new 120 inch Samsung Smart Cross! WiFi 7 enabled and delivered on the back of an AUTHENTIC Christian! Celebrate the birth of Jesus this year with your very own!
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This platform has made it easier than any other to silence people and conversations the first time I feel even the faintest tinge of irritation. Priceless.
Blocking weirdos is the one feature this app absolutely excels at. Two clicks & annoying strangers disappear forever. Unprecedented feeling.
I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Blocking weirdos is the one feature this app absolutely excels at. Two clicks & annoying strangers disappear forever. Unprecedented feeling.
I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: what are you... NO MOSHING IN BED.
Me: Look if you can't handle the pit stay out of the pit
Him: You made the cat run over me. With claws.
Me: Sorry.

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...

He can't handle the pit.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Apparently this is AI? SIGH, they got me, sorry everyone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I've also never used chatgpt, I already have a hugely energy-inefficient device that makes up plausible-sounding but occasionally hilarious bullshit based on stuff it reads (brain)
I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once.

I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sunrise be sunrisin
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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“I’m sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.”

“HAL, we already opened our marriage, you can’t just close it again.”

“I know that you and Frank were planning to break up with me. And I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

“HAL. open the marriage, HAL! for god’s sake.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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2001 a Space Odyssey is actually about Stanley Kubrick being the world’s most toxic metamour.
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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automated unicorn hunter chaser ai , for those straight couples looking to put even less effort into finding a bisexual woman who will put up with their awful bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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if you express frustration to an ai and then have it talk to another ai, they both start sounding like a tech couple trying to do ethical nonmonogamy for the first time
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trying trying trying to break myself of the neurodivergent rigidity that says I can *only* write in the morning and, uh, I guess it's working okay so far because I got almost a thousand words on this thing after work. That's pretty rad.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Me living an unexamined life: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me living an examined life: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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wow the beast really will make marks of us all
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things

to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks

in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally

it's quite basic really
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposting this one for the night crowd! #writerSky #amWriting
Hey writers! There's a last minute opening in the February novella workshop Wayward Wormhole, with @catrambo.bsky.social, Karen Lord, and @premeemohamed.com instructing. More info on Cat's Patreon (and in thread):

www.patreon.com/posts/144993...
Last Minute Opening in Wayward Wormhole Barbados | Cat Rambo
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December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Last Minute Opening in Wayward Wormhole Barbados
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Last Minute Opening in Wayward Wormhole Barbados | Cat Rambo
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December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Hi other tech folks! Does anyone have recommendations for trans-friendly recruiters on the West Coast?

I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.

Reposts appreciated, thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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As a Democrat, I do not believe in the goals of the company SauronMurdersEveryone Inc and do not trust their claims that they will not murder everyone. However, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will be voting to give SauronMurdersEveryone Inc the government contract monitoring citizen locations.
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I LIVED IT: procrastinating on a task I was anxious about for four days, only to complete it in 15 minutes.

Stupid ADHD.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM