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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
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Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. HWA.

Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
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there's that Battlestar episode where the gang of six hold quickie trials and airlock collaborators, and the lesson at the end of it is to not act rashly and you need fair trials, but then the guy they pardon ends up leading a violent coup the next season so,
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Folks, you know it, I know it, everybody knows it... there is no God but Allah. And a little guy named Muhammad--for a long time nobody was talking about Muhammad, nobody was talking about him until I started talking about him and now everybody's talking about him. You used to never hear that name-
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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when the spirit bomb gifs come out on the timeline, you don't even need to know the details, you just know it's time to join in on wishing
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Depending on the time of day It Happens I am either leaving whatever I'm doing early to get drunk or showing up hungover.

Work, therapy, funeral, gynecology appointment, I don't care, whatever. Just take my feet out the stirrups and pop the champagne with my toes.
I sincerely love how primed all of Bluesky is for whenever it Happens
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Okay but the real reason they cut off the cameras is because Trump is in his jimjams and a fresh dydee for seepytime and doesn't want to put the big kid suit back on to get off one plane and get on another
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
COME ON MARS IN TRUMP'S SIXTH HOUSE OF HEALTH, DO YOUR THING

YOU ARE AT YOUR EXALTATION DEGREE

DO IT

DO IT DO IT DO IT
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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sigh, delete draft, tap sign
Reposting the sign for my own benefit
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Jan 2026 so far got me feeling like:
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Okay the line about the dogsleds actually made me laugh out loud, which means chatGPT *definitely* wrote this, because Trump's social media presence is the only thing stupider than chatGPT.
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.

This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Every day dawns anew, rich and fragrant with the possibility that today, at last, the most wonderful thing will happen
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.

This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Girl Squirrel has the soul of a champion. She is my 2026 inspiration.
Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Watch this entire 2:30 video and ask yourself if you're really making the most of your life
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Y'all got any more of that coffee cake or
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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No one wants AI slop. They want your brain damage
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Reminder: lay on your couch in the dark with your phone on your forehead + the bridge of your nose and turn the song way up
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Doctor: you need to follow a liquid diet for 24 hours
Patient: is butter a liquid diet
Doctor: no
Patient: ...what about fermented butter
Doctor: you need to follow a liquid diet for 24 hours
Patient: is three berry preserves a liquid diet
Doctor: no
Patient: ...what about seedless preserves
Doctor: you need to follow a liquid diet for 24 hours
Patient: is gravy a liquid diet
Doctor: no
Patient: ...what about white gravy
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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AI can't take my job as a writer because I don't even have one
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Live forever by refusing to die. Become a writer
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
just got laid off from the markdown corporation. my job was tables
just got laid off from the markdown corporation. my job was to make sure that nobody remembers how to create a line break
just got laid off from the markdown corporation. my job was to make sure that nobody remembers how to strikethrough text
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Fellas, is it progressive to yearn for the mines?
April 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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For realistic trauma recovery to stick, you can be mad at yourself-- I know I've been plenty mad at myself-- but you can't be mean to yourself. There's a difference.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM