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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
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Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. SFWA, HWA.

Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
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My favorite review of my book, hands down, just says "JESUS CHRIST, DUDE."
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Behold, the face of a border collie who discovered the turkey carcass was leaking into the kitchen floor... And, as he cleaned that up, onto his head.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me: Okay it's done! Did I cut the breast right?
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ...
Me: 🥰🥰🥰
Him: ... Okay so normally you cut along the keel--
Me: that's not a real thing. Is that a real thing? A thing a bird has?
Him: ...You cut it like a ham.
Me: I've actually never cooked a ham.
While we're here does anyone actually know how to carve a turkey or are we just yoloing that shit into production
Stuffing is cooking, potatoes are boiling, turkey!! is in the oven!!!!

I think this is where I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a genteel, restrained adult beverage
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
While we're here does anyone actually know how to carve a turkey or are we just yoloing that shit into production
Stuffing is cooking, potatoes are boiling, turkey!! is in the oven!!!!

I think this is where I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a genteel, restrained adult beverage
We are on to set potato pie and cranberry jelly (jelly credit goes to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social). Critical infrastructural support provided by Poppy the puppy, who got to eat her first sweet potato skin.
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Stuffing is cooking, potatoes are boiling, turkey!! is in the oven!!!!

I think this is where I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a genteel, restrained adult beverage
We are on to set potato pie and cranberry jelly (jelly credit goes to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social). Critical infrastructural support provided by Poppy the puppy, who got to eat her first sweet potato skin.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is 5lbs of potatoes... Too many lbs of potatoes for 2 people

What about 2 people and a very hopeful border collie
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sweet potato pie is in the oven, cranberry jelly is a beautiful ruby color, dishwasher is running for the second time today, and I'm... Gonna play video games for an hour I guess? This is pretty fucking chill so far, but up next we start the main event.
We are on to set potato pie and cranberry jelly (jelly credit goes to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social). Critical infrastructural support provided by Poppy the puppy, who got to eat her first sweet potato skin.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We are on to set potato pie and cranberry jelly (jelly credit goes to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social). Critical infrastructural support provided by Poppy the puppy, who got to eat her first sweet potato skin.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Chocolate pie is setting in the fridge. Brief but critical break to eat breakfast and top up Asteria's love tanks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did not get 75% of the Thanksgiving prep done yesterday that I wanted to because Ms. Emmy's vet visit took way longer than we thought it would, so today is COOKING EXTRAVAGANZA and frankly, reader, I'm excited about it. I love cooking. Time to lock in. First up: chocolate pie.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Absolute timeline magic this morning
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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So a wondrous new technology (or more accurately, a kleptomatic bullshit generator) that does the writing for you is not remotely helpful. Nobody asked for it. What would be more helpful would be if the big publishing companies paid us more and weren't so predatory or inscrutable in their practices.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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You can't just write the book, you also have to buy food and pay the rent and look after your mental health. You can try to ignore these things in the service of your ART but you are very unlikely to flourish or succeed (unless, of course, you have inherited wealth or a spouse who earns millions)
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.

Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I would ask you to rank your children, actually. We all know there's a good one.
OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING PIE RANKINGS

1. I love all of them like my children you wouldn’t ask me to rank my children you ghouls.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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i saw a tiktok about how being hella dope in childhood is a sign of high sex drive and i can't stop thinking about it
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The parts of Christianity we've invested ENTIRELY too much time in

Who going with who
where do they "be" putting "it"
who gets to preach the sermons
which method of baptism
How many ethically consenting and informed "boos" you running

none of which make you a better Christian
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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People vastly underestimate how important trans* rights are in the contemporary fight for freedom.

If you cannot make your own choices for your body, the name you go by, or even the very clothes that you wear, then you are not, in any sense, meaningfully free.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Predictable heel turn after half the Vatican was rolling their faces off and making out in bell towers at the birthday rave.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Everyone digs “[AI] won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation,” but don’t sleep on Leo’s other great line.

“Use it in such a way that if it disappeared tomorrow, you would still know how to think, how to create, how to act on your own, how to form authentic friendships.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Bay Area Alert: if you don't see Jefferson Mays' magnificent solo A Christmas Carol at Berkeley Rep this Friday you've only yourself to blame. It's a beaut.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM