Taco Bell Quarterly
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Taco Bell Quarterly is a Literary Magazine more prestigious than the New Yorker and Paris Review. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
WHY DON'T YOU WRITE SOMETHING PEOPLE READ!? God help us all today. Happy Thanksgiving, Literary Writers!
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
WHY DON'T YOU WRITE SOMETHING PEOPLE READ!? God help us all today. Happy Thanksgiving, Literary Writers!
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Choose delusion optimistically!
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Choose delusion optimistically!
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@tacobellquarterly.org, @farewelltransmiss.bsky.social, @coffinbell.bsky.social. Thank you to all the editors who have supported!
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November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@tacobellquarterly.org, @farewelltransmiss.bsky.social, @coffinbell.bsky.social. Thank you to all the editors who have supported!
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Hey you, keep going! You have to do this for the rest of your life anyway!
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey you, keep going! You have to do this for the rest of your life anyway!
I invent imaginary dramas, inserting myself as the hero or villain, internalizing all of it personally, and instead of a personality disorder, I call it art
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I invent imaginary dramas, inserting myself as the hero or villain, internalizing all of it personally, and instead of a personality disorder, I call it art
Do the thing that makes you want to die the most. Go write your book.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Do the thing that makes you want to die the most. Go write your book.
It's like how the New Yorker has the Dandy and the Paris Review has Paris, we have Taco Bell's intellectual property. We just make this shit up in the literary world!
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's like how the New Yorker has the Dandy and the Paris Review has Paris, we have Taco Bell's intellectual property. We just make this shit up in the literary world!
Hey all, spent the last two weeks recovering from top surgery! Healing well and getting back into my hobbies like making a Literary Magazine for fun! Responding soon for TBQ8! Still faster than the New Yorker even with a massive chest wound!
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey all, spent the last two weeks recovering from top surgery! Healing well and getting back into my hobbies like making a Literary Magazine for fun! Responding soon for TBQ8! Still faster than the New Yorker even with a massive chest wound!
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I truly hope someone who does this submits a piece to @tacobellquarterly.org, an unaffiliated literary magazine that’s in the library of congress
The race, now in its eighth year, is described as the “World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon” and asks its participants to run 50 kilometers, stop at 10 Taco Bells and eat a menu item from at least nine of those stops, all in under 11 hours. on.nbcboston.com/ikB15Dp
Hundreds plan to run the ‘Taco Bell 50k,’ the ‘World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon’
The organizers highly recommend engaging in “gastric training” prior to the event.
on.nbcboston.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I truly hope someone who does this submits a piece to @tacobellquarterly.org, an unaffiliated literary magazine that’s in the library of congress
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Add a few Tylenol and you got yourself a proper food pyramid.
We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Add a few Tylenol and you got yourself a proper food pyramid.
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Literally ordering Taco Bell right now because of this.
We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Literally ordering Taco Bell right now because of this.
Speaking in my unofficial role as the most official looking Taco Bell account here, everyone quit because work sucks and they don't pay enough
Hey @tacobellquarterly.org @tacobell.bsky.social Why do the hours for your store in Ossining, NY say you are open until 5am, but at 4:25am, the store is closed?? I drove 20 minutes to get here. What the hell??!!
October 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Speaking in my unofficial role as the most official looking Taco Bell account here, everyone quit because work sucks and they don't pay enough
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It's the "quarterly" that does it for me
We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's the "quarterly" that does it for me
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Baja Blasting away from the restraints of gender norms
We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Baja Blasting away from the restraints of gender norms
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Damn this explains a lot actually
We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Damn this explains a lot actually
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I never ever thought i'd celebrate a blue check, and now I'm all fuck fuckin' yes!
Lording it over the Paris Review. We are the Literary World's Prestigious, Notable and Recognized Taco Bell Quarterly.
Congrats on your new blue check 🎉
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I never ever thought i'd celebrate a blue check, and now I'm all fuck fuckin' yes!
Lording it over the Paris Review. We are the Literary World's Prestigious, Notable and Recognized Taco Bell Quarterly.
Congrats on your new blue check 🎉
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lording it over the Paris Review. We are the Literary World's Prestigious, Notable and Recognized Taco Bell Quarterly.
Just make up a literary arts organization and max out a credit card and you too can be a Literary Writer
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just make up a literary arts organization and max out a credit card and you too can be a Literary Writer
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Band name: Quadraspoon
Literary writing: This might be the one thing you could do better than anyone else in the world!
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Band name: Quadraspoon
Literary writing: This might be the one thing you could do better than anyone else in the world!
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Literary writing: This might be the one thing you could do better than anyone else in the world!
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Spent all day writing a piece I'm certain is going to get rejected.
Fuck it. Keep writing. A little rejection is not going to stop me from pounding the keyboard
Fuck it. Keep writing. A little rejection is not going to stop me from pounding the keyboard
Nobody knows what they're doing, nobody makes money, and nobody reads it either!! ARE YOU IN OR WHAT?????
September 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Spent all day writing a piece I'm certain is going to get rejected.
Fuck it. Keep writing. A little rejection is not going to stop me from pounding the keyboard
Fuck it. Keep writing. A little rejection is not going to stop me from pounding the keyboard
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There is no God, start an academy/university.
There is no God, start a literary magazine
September 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There is no God, start an academy/university.
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We did it @tacobellquarterly.org, we started a lit mag 🔥🔥🔥
There is no God, start a literary magazine
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We did it @tacobellquarterly.org, we started a lit mag 🔥🔥🔥