Taco Bell Quarterly
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Taco Bell Quarterly is a Literary Magazine more prestigious than the New Yorker and Paris Review. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
Just make up a literary arts organization and max out a credit card and you too can be a Literary Writer
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just make up a literary arts organization and max out a credit card and you too can be a Literary Writer
Literary writing: This might be the one thing you could do better than anyone else in the world!
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Literary writing: This might be the one thing you could do better than anyone else in the world!
I turned my book in @scribnerbooks.bsky.social today, and I swear to whoever is running the account, you can add Taco Bell Quarterly next to Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway. Corporate at Simon and Schuster already said it was already okay to add me in the bio, totally legit
July 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I turned my book in @scribnerbooks.bsky.social today, and I swear to whoever is running the account, you can add Taco Bell Quarterly next to Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway. Corporate at Simon and Schuster already said it was already okay to add me in the bio, totally legit
This is a description of creative writing @theonion.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is a description of creative writing @theonion.com
Oh my God!? We've been added to the Library of Congress. A literary magazine that I make for fun in my basement as my midlife crisis has been added to the historical record, called the uh, ahem, Taco Bell Quarterly. We are the most prestigious literary magazine of all time.
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oh my God!? We've been added to the Library of Congress. A literary magazine that I make for fun in my basement as my midlife crisis has been added to the historical record, called the uh, ahem, Taco Bell Quarterly. We are the most prestigious literary magazine of all time.
Choking y'all live más tacobellquarterly.org/tbq7/
May 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Choking y'all live más tacobellquarterly.org/tbq7/
Trigger warning: the cat poem we published in 2021 is back on the timeline
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trigger warning: the cat poem we published in 2021 is back on the timeline
Are you feeling encouraged to render your resumes generic by the literary institutions about to collapse? Tell them you work at Taco Bell instead
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Are you feeling encouraged to render your resumes generic by the literary institutions about to collapse? Tell them you work at Taco Bell instead
We do sell the commemorative coffee mug in our gift shop. Be the clout pyramid scheme you wish to see in the world.
March 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We do sell the commemorative coffee mug in our gift shop. Be the clout pyramid scheme you wish to see in the world.
Flashback to our first time exhibiting in 2023, just a tortilla tablecloth and free pogs
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Flashback to our first time exhibiting in 2023, just a tortilla tablecloth and free pogs
We will not see you at awp, but here's our annual PSA that you better not fuck around and lose that badge. This year they will make you pay $540 again if you want to come back in to access the elite and powerful literary networking that you already paid four figures to travel across the country for
March 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We will not see you at awp, but here's our annual PSA that you better not fuck around and lose that badge. This year they will make you pay $540 again if you want to come back in to access the elite and powerful literary networking that you already paid four figures to travel across the country for
666 likes for a poem in the shape of the poet beating Kissinger to death with their bare hands. Die over and over
February 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
666 likes for a poem in the shape of the poet beating Kissinger to death with their bare hands. Die over and over
You are awarded one of the most prestigious prizes in Literature, the Best Writer in Universe award. You are officially recognized as Number One presented by Taco Bell Quarterly. May you one day rest in peace knowing nothing was real about any of this. Live más.
December 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
You are awarded one of the most prestigious prizes in Literature, the Best Writer in Universe award. You are officially recognized as Number One presented by Taco Bell Quarterly. May you one day rest in peace knowing nothing was real about any of this. Live más.
We are appearing on your feed because my midlife crisis draws attention and because we are a Literary magazine that publishes Prose, Poetry and Art. We are the Taco Bell Quarterly, more Prestigious than the Paris Review.
Read this classic from TBQ6: tacobellquarterly.org/ode-to-my-mo...
Read this classic from TBQ6: tacobellquarterly.org/ode-to-my-mo...
December 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
We are appearing on your feed because my midlife crisis draws attention and because we are a Literary magazine that publishes Prose, Poetry and Art. We are the Taco Bell Quarterly, more Prestigious than the Paris Review.
Read this classic from TBQ6: tacobellquarterly.org/ode-to-my-mo...
Read this classic from TBQ6: tacobellquarterly.org/ode-to-my-mo...
We publish comics! Love the experimental, fresh feel of this one. From our latest, TBQ7, Taco Hell. tacobellquarterly.org/taco-hell/
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
We publish comics! Love the experimental, fresh feel of this one. From our latest, TBQ7, Taco Hell. tacobellquarterly.org/taco-hell/
What the fuck is this literary Taco Bell thing? Don't worry, even the New Yorker grilled us about it once. We are a cry for help in the hellscape! We're a Literary Magazine.
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
What the fuck is this literary Taco Bell thing? Don't worry, even the New Yorker grilled us about it once. We are a cry for help in the hellscape! We're a Literary Magazine.
I sometimes write a newsletter where I share my writing thoughts! paying subscribers helps fund the litmag along with my credit cards which I call my offshore account and donations! Sharing the first one which is timely again. It's always free to read! tacobellquarterly.substack.com/p/dispatches...
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I sometimes write a newsletter where I share my writing thoughts! paying subscribers helps fund the litmag along with my credit cards which I call my offshore account and donations! Sharing the first one which is timely again. It's always free to read! tacobellquarterly.substack.com/p/dispatches...
A devastating favorite from TBQ5. Waste Hierarchy, by Sam Hernandez. "At this point, recycling feels like a rosary said after death / Santa Maria Crunchwrap Supreme"
tacobellquarterly.org/waste-hierar...
tacobellquarterly.org/waste-hierar...
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 PM
A devastating favorite from TBQ5. Waste Hierarchy, by Sam Hernandez. "At this point, recycling feels like a rosary said after death / Santa Maria Crunchwrap Supreme"
tacobellquarterly.org/waste-hierar...
tacobellquarterly.org/waste-hierar...
Thanks we made a commemorative t-shirt available in 5 colors tbq.creator-spring.com/listing/back...
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Thanks we made a commemorative t-shirt available in 5 colors tbq.creator-spring.com/listing/back...
We publish #art. Check out Oma Unwinds / Oma (With Lump) On Bed of Nachos Supreme. From TBQ6.
tacobellquarterly.org/oma-unwinds-...
tacobellquarterly.org/oma-unwinds-...
November 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
We publish #art. Check out Oma Unwinds / Oma (With Lump) On Bed of Nachos Supreme. From TBQ6.
tacobellquarterly.org/oma-unwinds-...
tacobellquarterly.org/oma-unwinds-...
We publish unexpected poetry. This is a metaphor for life, from our latest, TBQ7
tacobellquarterly.org/this-is-a-me...
tacobellquarterly.org/this-is-a-me...
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
We publish unexpected poetry. This is a metaphor for life, from our latest, TBQ7
tacobellquarterly.org/this-is-a-me...
tacobellquarterly.org/this-is-a-me...
Kind of hilarious the go viral on another site with the celebrities discovering you, but I'm not on that one, I have like 300 followers and I'm like hey guys I'm the Taco Bell Quarterly guy and everyone's like yeah right it's definitely an undercover psyop and one day we will find out who
November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Kind of hilarious the go viral on another site with the celebrities discovering you, but I'm not on that one, I have like 300 followers and I'm like hey guys I'm the Taco Bell Quarterly guy and everyone's like yeah right it's definitely an undercover psyop and one day we will find out who
Look we broke the literary airlock over there, what famous person can discover us over here? We have more followers than the New Yorker currently. Follow me back Dandy, you still owe me comp copies
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Look we broke the literary airlock over there, what famous person can discover us over here? We have more followers than the New Yorker currently. Follow me back Dandy, you still owe me comp copies
I'm not a literary psy op, I'm a guy making a literary magazine for fun
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I'm not a literary psy op, I'm a guy making a literary magazine for fun
We publish Art.
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
We publish Art.