a7h13f
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Gamer, Reader, Critter (he/him)
Currently Playing: Dispatch
Currently Reading:
New Orleans, LA
Currently Playing: Dispatch
Currently Reading:
New Orleans, LA
Critical Role now has me listening to German Hamilton. Beacon bits know.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Critical Role now has me listening to German Hamilton. Beacon bits know.
No Spotify here, so here's My Deezer Year!
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No Spotify here, so here's My Deezer Year!
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The way it splooted when passing out
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The way it splooted when passing out
If anyone has ever wanted to fill Mr Beast with "three unique kinds of goo", I have some excellent news for you
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If anyone has ever wanted to fill Mr Beast with "three unique kinds of goo", I have some excellent news for you
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<innocently whistles>
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
<innocently whistles>
I got that holiday spirit:
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I got that holiday spirit:
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Evergreen tweet from early 2016 (just before the world went to complete shit).
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Evergreen tweet from early 2016 (just before the world went to complete shit).
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Oh, yes, it's finally time for the ADVENT CALENDAR FEED! bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh, yes, it's finally time for the ADVENT CALENDAR FEED! bsky.app/profile/did:...
Look upon my gourmet kitchen, ye Mighty, and despair.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Look upon my gourmet kitchen, ye Mighty, and despair.
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where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde
💚
💚
December 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM
where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde
💚
💚
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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My poem “The Last Pick Up” is live at Mulberry Literary. I wrote it after my dad died, trying to make sense of an impossible errand. 💞
www.mulberryliterary.com/issue-xi/mau...
www.mulberryliterary.com/issue-xi/mau...
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My poem “The Last Pick Up” is live at Mulberry Literary. I wrote it after my dad died, trying to make sense of an impossible errand. 💞
www.mulberryliterary.com/issue-xi/mau...
www.mulberryliterary.com/issue-xi/mau...
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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vibe coding your whole company working out great
<a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/
<a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/
Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken
Microsoft has confirmed that Windows 11 Shell and every associated core feature and element are actually broken, and have been like this for many months.
www.neowin.net
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
vibe coding your whole company working out great
<a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/
<a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/
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With alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
HAPPY MIGHTY NEIN DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. (You should definitely celebrate)
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
HAPPY MIGHTY NEIN DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. (You should definitely celebrate)
Yeah that'll do it. AI slop will get all of your customers back. Customers love some AI slop. Maybe an AI-generated Starbucks drink too?
Target announces partnership with OpenAI as it aims to reverse sales slump
Target looks to get ahead in the AI retail race, announcing an integration with ChatGPT alongside another quarter of disappointing results on Wednesday.
finance.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yeah that'll do it. AI slop will get all of your customers back. Customers love some AI slop. Maybe an AI-generated Starbucks drink too?
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Um...Focus Friend is Google's...App...of the Year.
OF THE YEAR?!
Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.
BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social
blog.google/products/goo...
OF THE YEAR?!
Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.
BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social
blog.google/products/goo...
Google Play’s best apps, books and games of 2025
We’re announcing Google Play’s Best of 2025 awards, celebrating the best apps, games and books of the year.
blog.google
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Um...Focus Friend is Google's...App...of the Year.
OF THE YEAR?!
Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.
BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social
blog.google/products/goo...
OF THE YEAR?!
Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.
BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social
blog.google/products/goo...