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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁
@takahanazawa.bsky.social
花沢 鷹

Terminally Online Leftist Queer Stoner Boy down in New Orleans. 130,446th Dumbest BlueSky User. 30 or 40 years old.

I make porn!

"I'm so sexy and normal."

頑張り屋で真面目くん
He/Him
18+/18禁

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The right's now hegemonic argument that cocaine is actually a chemical weapon and that mere suspicion of having it on your boat justifies an order to kill everyone aboard is astoundingly insane
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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this is why liberals won't call for actual consequences. nothing trump is doing is something we didn't spend two decades doing throughout the middle east, central asia and africa during the war on terror. it's just that trump brags about it on social media too much
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This is what's great about social media. Watching a rich and powerful man be driven to big wet tears by an anonymous old lady with the sauce.
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just tried to voice type the word cuatro and voice typing interpreted it at "Quattro" as in "The Schick Quattro"
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have performed three tasks and have two to go.

I have 3 hours to kill in the meantime time to smork that weerd and dissociate until then
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Samurai Champloo
Sakamichi no Apollon ("Kids on the Slope")
Mononoke
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Teaching "The Secret Lives of the Nine Negro Teeth of George Washington" by @pdjeliclark.bsky.social today and I could read a thousand books like this, set in this world.

What other authors/books do y'all recommend in this magical realist alternate history fuck colonizers vein?
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i want to show my ass!
and i will if i reach tip goal 🤭
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December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Are people aware that saying “I’m not mad about it, I actually think it’s funny” when they’re getting pulverized in the comments for a shitty take makes them look extremely mad about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Lowkey I was put on this earth to be unemployed like my whole vibe is kinda like a mob wife who answers the door smoking a cigarette and says like "you'll never fine him" or "can't you bastards leave him alone he's a father for christsake" and "do i look like i know about "the money" look at me"
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Trying to look up my favorite poem ("Throw Yourself Like Seed" by Miguel de Unamuno) with a line, and got THIS from Google's AI ...
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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New glasses, new silly inscription
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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yeah absolutely because the alternative is that after the Events of the Jungle Book, Baloo:

-got his life together
-survived into
the nebulously interbellum setting of TaleSpin
-learnee to fly a plane
-qualified for and subsequently defaulted on a loan
August 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Are You NOT Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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This is making me wish that I had a mulberry coloured couch so bad.... But also that I look awfully hot here
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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We are losing what physicist Richard Feynman called “the pleasure of figuring things out”
A not insignificant part of the fatalistic adoption of AI in Higher Ed, I think, is because we have stripped thinking, learning, reading, writing from the idea of pleasure; it has become pure utilitarian product, rather than joyful--and difficult--process.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
boiling a gigantic pot of water because it's cold in my house and my heater is broken
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
if you named the character who fucks everything up for everyone and holds everyone back all the time "John Fetterman" your editor would tell you to change it because it's two on the nose
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Cofe time for talk in English
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Alfred Kubin (1877-1959), “Every Night We Are Haunted by a Dream” (1900).
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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So far the worst I can manage is “Make America Trickle Down Again”
I could have spent a year and would never have come up with a worse slogan than “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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New Orleans welcomes partnership. We do not welcome occupation.

What we are seeing unfold in our community is not public safety; it is a political stunt wrapped in badges, armored vehicles, and military uniforms.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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come watch me crash out over my gambling video game husband www.twitch.tv/thereisnodan...
Thereisnodanaonlyzuul - Twitch
Spoonie neurodivergent space goth from the Delta Quadrant who collects toys, reads too many comics, and cosplays. Header and pfp by @chasecubed!
www.twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM