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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️
@budbuddyguy.bsky.social
E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.

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Im going to rate the games I'm playing/played this year in this thread. If I fail to update it, it simply means I forgot or died.

Starting out with:
Heroes of Hammrwatch 2 -

Incredible ARPG roguelike with 4 player co-op. Real blast with buddies. Only $15 rn as well. 6.8/10
Cute dog pics
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I saw some teens today. I asked them who represents them best. They told me that Gen Alpha and Zoomers are on Tiktok and Instagram demanding more and more clips of Alan Dershowitz. They can’t get enough of him. He is the voice of their generation. The voice America needs.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Just imagined a guy that pronounces "root beer" like "roop beer" and I fucking hate his ass.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They should make a show about a guy who gets kidnapped by a mad scientist who swaps his brain with a dog's brain and the guy goes on to win the US presidential election.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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i keep thinking about this and cracking up
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
With any luck the company will be dead before then 🙏
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Baptized my AI son by dunking my MacBook into the tub. He's dead now, but at least he is with Christ.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I pledge allegiance,
To the burgs,
Of the United States of America.
And to the condiments,
For which we dress,
One burg,
Under buns,
Side of fries,
With drive-thrus and discounts for all ... Who use the app.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The bluesky moderation team has killed a senator today
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What a phenomenal defense of your movement. Truly I have been convinced the protests are not a massive waste of time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Could it be that people hate capitalism because they are tired of struggling under a system that demands their labor while giving them next to nothing in return or do they simply hate waking up early?

Bluesky's top minds are on the case.
Why must I, the protagonist of reality, deviate from my base preferences to accommodate the existence of other human beings? Clearly this is the fault of the profit motive
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Plague doctors' masks were like that so they could hit the penjamin without anyone noticing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This Thanksgiving, instead of talking about politics, bring up topics that everyone can agree upon like how much Sen's Fortress fucking sucks in Dark Souls 1.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I keep the key parts of the local infrastructure in my home plugged into a powerstrip from 1970 that smells like cigarettes and has a power light that wigs the fuck out at all hours of the day.

It's fine. Probably. Probably is fine.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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OK ITS HERE
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November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I give
Up
I am
Going
To be
Homeless
No help
I try I
Beg
I cry
No help
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I won a grand gambling online after posting this lmfao.
Dispo had temple balls and brother I am TORCHED.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dispo had temple balls and brother I am TORCHED.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If you acquired your political opinions strictly from the jokes written on Laffy Taffy wrappers I would still value your input more than anything this guy has to say.
there's a lot of people who said Liz Cheney endorsing Kamala Harris was disqualifying who are now extremely happy that Trump said he agreed with Zohran on a lot of things

lot of tension there
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"lower-tier poultry"
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thanksgiving does kinda suck but it isn't turkey's fault! The bird just catches strays from the association. It kicks ass at the Christmas table too!
turkey does not suck. turkey's fine, whatever, it's a tool. hot take: what sucks is thanksgiving, especially as practiced by many many middle class americans. it is a steaming poisonous stew of performance anxiety, unwelcome guests, poor communication, unreasonable/unclear expectations.
I'm sick of this psyop that turkey sucks. I can only assume it derives from Big Ham. Oh, turkey is too dry? Learn how to brine properly, put some gravy on it, go for the dark meat. BuT iT's ToO bLaNd! Any protein can be too bland if you're balls at cooking it!
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm sick of this psyop that turkey sucks. I can only assume it derives from Big Ham. Oh, turkey is too dry? Learn how to brine properly, put some gravy on it, go for the dark meat. BuT iT's ToO bLaNd! Any protein can be too bland if you're balls at cooking it!
One side effect of half the world being in the throes of a fascist takeover is that comments like "turkey sucks" that used to lead to a 4 hour slapfight and approximately 135 blocks are now met with "well thats just like your opinion man" and thats progress
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM