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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁
@takahanazawa.bsky.social
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花沢 鷹

Terminally Online Leftist Queer Stoner Boy down in New Orleans. 130,446th Dumbest BlueSky User. 30 or 40 years old.

I make porn!

"I'm so sexy and normal."

頑張り屋で真面目くん
He/Him
18+/18禁

https://beacons.ai/takahanazawa
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Enka
a man in a white and gold kimono singing soulfully into a microphone
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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its a meatballs kinda day
a meatball sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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gonna make you call me Daddy
a selfie of me in a tank top
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Berlinghoff Rasmussen
Matt Frewer as Berlinghoff Rasmussen from Star Trek The Next Generation
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"Baby" Billy Freeman
Walton Goggins as "Baby" Billy Freeman in The Righteous Gemstones
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The Cheat
The Cheat The Cheat's fake ID which lists his name as Ilko Skevüld
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Plain, Simple Garak
Andrew Robinson as Elim Garak
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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"Big" Dan Teague
John Goodman as Big Dan Teague in O Brother Where Art Thou
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Ulysses Everett McGill
George Clooney as Ulysses Everett McGill in O, Brother Where Art Thou?
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Max Bialystock
Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock from The Producers (2005)
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Dr. Peter Venkman
Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A Thread of some of my favorite conmen, unscrupled merchants, and swindlers! Post Your Own!!!!

First and Foremost:

QUARK
Armin Shimerman as Quark, Son of Keldar, from Star Trek Deep Space Nine
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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An excerpt from the travels of Ibn Battuta, a 14th century Moroccan scholar who traveled the entire Islamic world and then some.

wherein his Turkish translator is a BORN hustler
The Travels of Ibn Battutah I presented him with an Egyptian robe, one of my own, gave him also ready money, which he left to meet the expenses of his family, assigned him an animal to to ride, and promised him a good reward. When he set out with us it became evident from his conduct that he was a man of substantial wealth, who had made loans to a number of persons, but of mean ambitions, base character, and evil actions. We used to give him money for our expenses and he would take what bread was left was over and trade it for spices, vegetables and salt, and appropriate the money that he got by selling these. was told too that he used to steal some of the money for our expenses as well. We had to put up with him because of our difficulties through not knowing Turk- ish, but the thing went so far that we openly accused him and would say to him at the end of the day, Well, Hajji, how much of the expense money have you stolen today?' He would reply, 'So much,' and we would laugh at him and make the best of it. One of his base actions was that, when a horse of ours died at one of the halts of our journey, he did the job of skinning it with his own hands and sold the hide. Another occurred when we lodged for the night with a sister of his in a village. She brought us food and fruit, namely pears, apples, apricots and peaches, all of them dried and then cooked in water until they soften, when they are eaten and their juice drunk. We wanted to pay her, but when he learned of this he said, 'Don't give her anything, but give that amount to me.' So we gave the money to him to satisfy him, but we also gave her something secretly, in such a way that he did not know of it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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An excerpt from the travels of Ibn Battuta, a 14th century Moroccan scholar who traveled the entire Islamic world and then some.

From an account of his visit with the Sultan of Birgi (in modern day Turkey)

i have many questions about this meteorite but answers are not forthcoming
The Travels of Ibn Battutah Another anecdote In the course of this audience the sultan asked me this question: 'Have you ever seen a stone that fell from the sky?' I replied, 'I have never seen one, nor ever heard tell of one.' 'Well,' he said, 'a stone did fall from the sky outside this town of ours,' and then called some men and told them to bring the stone. They brought in a great black stone, very hard and with a glitter in it -1 reckoned its weight to amount to a hundredweight. The sultan ordered the stone-breakers to be summoned, and four of them came and on his command to strike it they beat upon it as one man four times with iron hammers, but made no impression on it. I was aston- ished at this phenomenon, and he ordered it to be taken back to its place.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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hell yes
a new orleans gay heat map
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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hosting Thanksgiving was lovely and wonderful and i had a great time with all my friends but I am EXHAUSTED
a selfie of me lying in bed
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i am about to be ANNOYING
a beginning band songbook by Hal•Leonard publishing Trumpet 101 Christmas Songs
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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"Fool me once, shame on...
shame on you...

fool me—can't get fooled again"
kier starmer looking down at a US Presidential lectern clearly reading from notes rather than public speaking in any effective way. closed captions say that he is saying the words "the famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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oh I just have hot coffee rn tho
selfie of me in the kitchen drinking coffee out of a fuck racism punch Nazis mug
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I just woke up and I don't know if there's something going around or not but "the Charlie Brown meme" means this post to me
Cam @matrixreloaded_ people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true. 11.33 AM • 8/31/2020
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The First and Last Stop bar has existed for 75 years, always black owned, now the new landlord is a white dude who has been trying to force the lady who has run it for 20 years out.

he tried to evict her before going to court even.

New Orleans legend Kermit Ruffins paid her back rent.
Twice during the confrontation, he called her a n—– b—-, she said. It’s an allegation that Sellers adamantly denied, saying he has never used the n-word in all of his 40 years.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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u/smolpotato0202. 21 Bro why my Genghis Khan like this Help Join Spouse Primary Heir High King Temüjin 'Genghis Khan' of the Mongol Empire, 3( 5 January, 1179 - Foreign Ruler. Fearless Antagonist 1/6 Borjigin Tengri Bugis 5000 25300 50 75592 1/5 43194 The Mongol Empire ▸ Diplomacy Nomadic Realm - Tengri He just spawned in 1215 as Bugis culture looking juicy as hell I a dont have any culture mod, is this a bug or what kinds
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I desperately want this jacket but its too small for me (it is for children)
a light pink winter coat with a faux fur star on thenback and faux fur trim
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Storyville
storyville, my criminally soft cat
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM