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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield

(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
this is why I married the weirdest girl I knew.
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
my hacky-sack is a Stradivarius. it needs to be used regularly, or it loses its sparkle
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Really? You wanna hacky-sack right now? With everything going on, you wanna stand in a sunny park and kick a little bag back and forth? Unbelievable.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I should be senate minority leader. I'm *always* disappointed.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
oh, they help her surprise her family by adding an extra free surprise and suddenly they're the bad guy. real nice.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
if she did it by throwing them into a volcano, she could probably qualify for tax-exempt status as a religion.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
it's basically blue flavor, but with yellow also
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
if a 7yo convinced someone to give them a nobel peace prize, you'd be like "oh no I guess my kid is an idiot"
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
starting to think that ending Civil War One with sort of a "don't you do that again, you little scamps" didn't send the right message
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
not sure "we need to spend a lot more money on these piece of shit stormtroopers" is the right tone for this moment, senator
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
wait, wait, you want to spend MORE money on these goon squads?
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
see, this way it's an accident when it definitely still kills you
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
no link though huh? smdh
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
hey, gavin's out there working to bridge the gap between the "right" and the "also the right"
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
anyway, there’s no such thing as a “fade-out.” it’s a studio trick

bands have only 2 choices:

1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or

2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
a direct appeal to the president? to that guy? that's the plan? are you fucking kidding?
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
well whatever you want to call it, I still say the godfather should have been about big bugs.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
hey yeah why can't protests be done in ways that are easy to ignore
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Women need to pay attention to the people defending the killing of Renee Good.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
"Don't give him what he has."
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM