Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
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Really? You wanna hacky-sack right now? With everything going on, you wanna stand in a sunny park and kick a little bag back and forth? Unbelievable.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Really? You wanna hacky-sack right now? With everything going on, you wanna stand in a sunny park and kick a little bag back and forth? Unbelievable.
I should be senate minority leader. I'm *always* disappointed.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I should be senate minority leader. I'm *always* disappointed.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
if a 7yo convinced someone to give them a nobel peace prize, you'd be like "oh no I guess my kid is an idiot"
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
if a 7yo convinced someone to give them a nobel peace prize, you'd be like "oh no I guess my kid is an idiot"
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Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits
starting to think that ending Civil War One with sort of a "don't you do that again, you little scamps" didn't send the right message
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
starting to think that ending Civil War One with sort of a "don't you do that again, you little scamps" didn't send the right message
anyway, there’s no such thing as a “fade-out.” it’s a studio trick
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
anyway, there’s no such thing as a “fade-out.” it’s a studio trick
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
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🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
hey yeah why can't protests be done in ways that are easy to ignore
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
hey yeah why can't protests be done in ways that are easy to ignore
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Women need to pay attention to the people defending the killing of Renee Good.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Women need to pay attention to the people defending the killing of Renee Good.
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now I'm hearing it "grew back but he did it again almost right away" please donate as much as you can
praying for that ICE agent, they're saying he "pooped his dick off" somehow
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
now I'm hearing it "grew back but he did it again almost right away" please donate as much as you can
praying for that ICE agent, they're saying he "pooped his dick off" somehow
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
praying for that ICE agent, they're saying he "pooped his dick off" somehow
you mean like in his feelings
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
you mean like in his feelings
gonna get a harvard grad to give me their diploma so I went to harvard
Nobel Institute rejects María Corina Machado’s offer to share peace prize with Trump
Nobel Institute rejects María Corina Machado’s offer to share peace prize with Trump
Organisers clarify award ‘cannot be revoked, shared or transferred’ after Venezuelan opposition leader’s comments
The organisers of the Nobel peace prize have said it “cannot be revoked, shared or transferred” after Venezuela’s opposition leader, María Corina Machado, said she wanted to give her award to Donald Trump.
When Machado was named Nobel laureate in October, it was seen as a snub by the White House, despite Machado rushing to dedicate the prize to the US president and his “decisive support of our cause”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
gonna get a harvard grad to give me their diploma so I went to harvard
any more fun people get ded yet today
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
any more fun people get ded yet today
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One of the better pieces of advice I got when I was younger is that if you’re having a bad day, go to bed.
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 AM
One of the better pieces of advice I got when I was younger is that if you’re having a bad day, go to bed.
so, dilbert was about, like “offices are stupid” is that pretty much it, or?
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
so, dilbert was about, like “offices are stupid” is that pretty much it, or?
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To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
those nazi terror squads aren't getting the training they need to be sweet andy griffiths
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
those nazi terror squads aren't getting the training they need to be sweet andy griffiths
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[watching as an innocent person is dragged out of their car by five nazis and beaten]
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
[watching as an innocent person is dragged out of their car by five nazis and beaten]
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
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There's a weird kind of aggression in the way that conservative white men interact with everyone who isn't also a conservative white man.
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
There's a weird kind of aggression in the way that conservative white men interact with everyone who isn't also a conservative white man.
Fuck. Off. You. Worthless. Nothing.
Fox News' Will Cain: “There's a weird kind of smugness... in the way that some of these liberal white women interact with authority”
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Fuck. Off. You. Worthless. Nothing.
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.