Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
if you still have any chestnuts that were roasted over a closed fire, you better get them the fuck out of the house now
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you still have any chestnuts that were roasted over a closed fire, you better get them the fuck out of the house now
this is what leftover turkey tastes like it looks like
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is what leftover turkey tastes like it looks like
I kind of can't wait for all the presidential candidates to be pressed to say whether they'd offer Trump a blanket pardon, even though he hasn't admitted he's committed any crimes.
gonna be a really sad display, and because I'm a sicko, I sort of want to watch
gonna be a really sad display, and because I'm a sicko, I sort of want to watch
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I kind of can't wait for all the presidential candidates to be pressed to say whether they'd offer Trump a blanket pardon, even though he hasn't admitted he's committed any crimes.
gonna be a really sad display, and because I'm a sicko, I sort of want to watch
gonna be a really sad display, and because I'm a sicko, I sort of want to watch
no. sorry, no.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
no. sorry, no.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
The Sunken City of R'lyeh, where Dead Cthulhu Waits Dreaming, Rises from the Eldritch Deep Charlie Brown!
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Sunken City of R'lyeh, where Dead Cthulhu Waits Dreaming, Rises from the Eldritch Deep Charlie Brown!
it’s like if a team had no scholarship players at all, just 5th year walk-ons.
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
it’s like if a team had no scholarship players at all, just 5th year walk-ons.
anyway, I have never understood even one small part of ashton kutcher’s whole entire thing
I’m tired of pretending it ever made sense to me
I’m tired of pretending it ever made sense to me
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
anyway, I have never understood even one small part of ashton kutcher’s whole entire thing
I’m tired of pretending it ever made sense to me
I’m tired of pretending it ever made sense to me
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I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
anyway, the best star wars movie is the one where one of them says “I think I like you” and the other one says “who gives a shit?”
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
anyway, the best star wars movie is the one where one of them says “I think I like you” and the other one says “who gives a shit?”
I don’t care where you rank which star wars movies. You’re wrong. You got it all wrong.
Even if you rank them exactly like I would, you don’t know why correctly.
Even if you rank them exactly like I would, you don’t know why correctly.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t care where you rank which star wars movies. You’re wrong. You got it all wrong.
Even if you rank them exactly like I would, you don’t know why correctly.
Even if you rank them exactly like I would, you don’t know why correctly.
This stupid asshole thinks this will make him Don Rickles
but in fact he’s Lt. Steve and he just invented RoboFrenchy and now literally no one even knows how to *pretend* to like him.
but in fact he’s Lt. Steve and he just invented RoboFrenchy and now literally no one even knows how to *pretend* to like him.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This stupid asshole thinks this will make him Don Rickles
but in fact he’s Lt. Steve and he just invented RoboFrenchy and now literally no one even knows how to *pretend* to like him.
but in fact he’s Lt. Steve and he just invented RoboFrenchy and now literally no one even knows how to *pretend* to like him.
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Everyone knows the most popular guys at parties are the ones who get their phones out and start saying vicious things about people's appearances.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everyone knows the most popular guys at parties are the ones who get their phones out and start saying vicious things about people's appearances.
you mean, like, my house?
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
you mean, like, my house?
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART.
anyway, I bet if you lived in the Star Wars universe, you’d have a friend who never shut up about the kid his cousin knew at summer camp who became a jedi
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
anyway, I bet if you lived in the Star Wars universe, you’d have a friend who never shut up about the kid his cousin knew at summer camp who became a jedi
I only just now realized that quicksand used to be in every show and movie because “a mud puddle” was the least money you could possibly spend on SFX.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I only just now realized that quicksand used to be in every show and movie because “a mud puddle” was the least money you could possibly spend on SFX.
you know, I get the sense that some of these Black Friday ads aren’t actually intended to save me money
I hate to be cynical
I hate to be cynical
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
you know, I get the sense that some of these Black Friday ads aren’t actually intended to save me money
I hate to be cynical
I hate to be cynical
turkey is neither good nor bad but a secret third thing
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
turkey is neither good nor bad but a secret third thing
I’m not doing the pope at the mic meme because there isn’t a single thing in my head
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m not doing the pope at the mic meme because there isn’t a single thing in my head
on the other hand, I think the pope should be using A.I. to pray for ppl when he’s busy or just not in a jesusy mood.
Don't let AI do your homework, Pope Leo tells US youth reut.rs/48tKTYY
Don't let AI do your homework, Pope Leo tells US youth
Artificial intelligence may be a useful tool for learning, but don't use it for your homework, Pope Leo told about 15,000 U.S. youth during a question-and-answer session on Friday.
reut.rs
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
on the other hand, I think the pope should be using A.I. to pray for ppl when he’s busy or just not in a jesusy mood.
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Im bored I made this
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Im bored I made this
Remember: everyone makes mistakes, but no one should ever make them and you should feel bad about it when it happens.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Remember: everyone makes mistakes, but no one should ever make them and you should feel bad about it when it happens.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
so newsom is going to ask MTG to run with him right
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
so newsom is going to ask MTG to run with him right