Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
this is why I married the weirdest girl I knew.
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
this is why I married the weirdest girl I knew.
my hacky-sack is a Stradivarius. it needs to be used regularly, or it loses its sparkle
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
my hacky-sack is a Stradivarius. it needs to be used regularly, or it loses its sparkle
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Really? You wanna hacky-sack right now? With everything going on, you wanna stand in a sunny park and kick a little bag back and forth? Unbelievable.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Really? You wanna hacky-sack right now? With everything going on, you wanna stand in a sunny park and kick a little bag back and forth? Unbelievable.
I should be senate minority leader. I'm *always* disappointed.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I should be senate minority leader. I'm *always* disappointed.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
oh, they help her surprise her family by adding an extra free surprise and suddenly they're the bad guy. real nice.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
oh, they help her surprise her family by adding an extra free surprise and suddenly they're the bad guy. real nice.
if she did it by throwing them into a volcano, she could probably qualify for tax-exempt status as a religion.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
if she did it by throwing them into a volcano, she could probably qualify for tax-exempt status as a religion.
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anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
it's basically blue flavor, but with yellow also
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
it's basically blue flavor, but with yellow also
if a 7yo convinced someone to give them a nobel peace prize, you'd be like "oh no I guess my kid is an idiot"
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
if a 7yo convinced someone to give them a nobel peace prize, you'd be like "oh no I guess my kid is an idiot"
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Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits
starting to think that ending Civil War One with sort of a "don't you do that again, you little scamps" didn't send the right message
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
starting to think that ending Civil War One with sort of a "don't you do that again, you little scamps" didn't send the right message
not sure "we need to spend a lot more money on these piece of shit stormtroopers" is the right tone for this moment, senator
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
not sure "we need to spend a lot more money on these piece of shit stormtroopers" is the right tone for this moment, senator
wait, wait, you want to spend MORE money on these goon squads?
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wait, wait, you want to spend MORE money on these goon squads?
see, this way it's an accident when it definitely still kills you
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
see, this way it's an accident when it definitely still kills you
no link though huh? smdh
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
no link though huh? smdh
hey, gavin's out there working to bridge the gap between the "right" and the "also the right"
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
hey, gavin's out there working to bridge the gap between the "right" and the "also the right"
anyway, there’s no such thing as a “fade-out.” it’s a studio trick
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
anyway, there’s no such thing as a “fade-out.” it’s a studio trick
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
bands have only 2 choices:
1) get physically smaller and smaller until we can’t hear them or
2) keep playing until the record label puts them down
a direct appeal to the president? to that guy? that's the plan? are you fucking kidding?
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
a direct appeal to the president? to that guy? that's the plan? are you fucking kidding?
well whatever you want to call it, I still say the godfather should have been about big bugs.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
well whatever you want to call it, I still say the godfather should have been about big bugs.
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🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
hey yeah why can't protests be done in ways that are easy to ignore
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
hey yeah why can't protests be done in ways that are easy to ignore
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Women need to pay attention to the people defending the killing of Renee Good.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Women need to pay attention to the people defending the killing of Renee Good.
"Don't give him what he has."
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
"Don't give him what he has."
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