Jillbles
@jillbles.bsky.social
Fuck everything.
I occasionally stream on Twitch.
GenX
She/Her, cis
I'm me everywhere because I'm not very original.
Sometimes I make things. Mostly I buy supplies to make things, & then don't make the things.
Header image is a resin cabochon I made.
I occasionally stream on Twitch.
GenX
She/Her, cis
I'm me everywhere because I'm not very original.
Sometimes I make things. Mostly I buy supplies to make things, & then don't make the things.
Header image is a resin cabochon I made.
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Jillbles
@jillbles.bsky.social
· Apr 14
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
You've just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
So is that the D20? Or the wolpertinger?
Because the D20 gets me killed frequently, but the wolpertinger sits on a l'il wall shelf and has, to date, been mostly harmless.
So is that the D20? Or the wolpertinger?
Because the D20 gets me killed frequently, but the wolpertinger sits on a l'il wall shelf and has, to date, been mostly harmless.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
So is that the D20? Or the wolpertinger?
Because the D20 gets me killed frequently, but the wolpertinger sits on a l'il wall shelf and has, to date, been mostly harmless.
So is that the D20? Or the wolpertinger?
Because the D20 gets me killed frequently, but the wolpertinger sits on a l'il wall shelf and has, to date, been mostly harmless.
Hello, bluesky! I have had too much wine. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hello, bluesky! I have had too much wine. 😆
Playlist just popped out with this. Feels appropriate.
I should watch Russian Doll again.
youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU?...
I should watch Russian Doll again.
youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU?...
Harry Nilsson - Gotta Get Up (Official Audio)
YouTube video by HarryNilssonVEVO
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Playlist just popped out with this. Feels appropriate.
I should watch Russian Doll again.
youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU?...
I should watch Russian Doll again.
youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU?...
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I want this for us.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I want this for us.
Last week I was told my nephew was ill and the status of the holiday was up in the air.
No updates came.
Last night I asked; it took several hours to receive a, "He seems fine," response.
So apparently I AM expected to go.
No updates came.
Last night I asked; it took several hours to receive a, "He seems fine," response.
So apparently I AM expected to go.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Last week I was told my nephew was ill and the status of the holiday was up in the air.
No updates came.
Last night I asked; it took several hours to receive a, "He seems fine," response.
So apparently I AM expected to go.
No updates came.
Last night I asked; it took several hours to receive a, "He seems fine," response.
So apparently I AM expected to go.
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Good morning and yes this is 100% accurate
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good morning and yes this is 100% accurate
Yeah, no, fuck this violent asshole.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yeah, no, fuck this violent asshole.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Because it came up this week, I'd have season 3 of Carnivale made.
Tempting to say Farscape, but we have had some closure, there.
Tempting to say Farscape, but we have had some closure, there.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Because it came up this week, I'd have season 3 of Carnivale made.
Tempting to say Farscape, but we have had some closure, there.
Tempting to say Farscape, but we have had some closure, there.
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NEW: Meta has been paid $3.2 million to promote Tucker Carlson, the company's ad data reveals. www.theredoubt.net/meta-has-bee...
Meta has been paid $3.2 million to promote Tucker Carlson
The parent company of Facebook is helping a right-wing influencer promote conspiracy theories about 9/11.
www.theredoubt.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
NEW: Meta has been paid $3.2 million to promote Tucker Carlson, the company's ad data reveals. www.theredoubt.net/meta-has-bee...
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We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
The stochastic terrorism will continue until it is punished.
NEW: As President Trump increases pressure on Colorado Governor Polis to free Tina Peters, a close ally of Peters is calling for Gov Polis and Attorney General Weiser to be executed.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The stochastic terrorism will continue until it is punished.
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a message to all underpaid production assistants:
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
a message to all underpaid production assistants:
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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Hi! I’m not in the DOJ case load but am on the #nycacc euth list&gpijg 2b killed if no1 in NY NJ NH NE MD DE DC CT ME PA RI VT VA doesn’t save me! I know basic commands- just stressed in here! I’m Chestnut by the way! Pls help me by reposting me! Urgent 🚨
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hi! I’m not in the DOJ case load but am on the #nycacc euth list&gpijg 2b killed if no1 in NY NJ NH NE MD DE DC CT ME PA RI VT VA doesn’t save me! I know basic commands- just stressed in here! I’m Chestnut by the way! Pls help me by reposting me! Urgent 🚨
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no. sorry, no.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
no. sorry, no.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
it's not "calling him names." it's descriptive. it's literal. it's accurate.
it's all the pretending the president is *not* a fascist that's the problem.
An older hippie in town was tickled by my "Giant Meteor 2020 Just end it already," bumper sticker, the other day, and asked to take a photo of it.
I let him, but like. That one is 5 years old, y'all. Sure you don't prefer this one? I do.
www.etsy.com/listing/1470...
I let him, but like. That one is 5 years old, y'all. Sure you don't prefer this one? I do.
www.etsy.com/listing/1470...
www.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
An older hippie in town was tickled by my "Giant Meteor 2020 Just end it already," bumper sticker, the other day, and asked to take a photo of it.
I let him, but like. That one is 5 years old, y'all. Sure you don't prefer this one? I do.
www.etsy.com/listing/1470...
I let him, but like. That one is 5 years old, y'all. Sure you don't prefer this one? I do.
www.etsy.com/listing/1470...
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In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Quiet, piggy
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Quiet, piggy
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed