Jeremy Boo-remy 🎃
@satyric.bsky.social
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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.
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satyric.bsky.social
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:
- Friendly
- Sasquatch-Americans
- Players and makers of games
- So many Cat Photos
- Unrepentant leftists
- Somewhat funny Jewish people
- Neurodivergents Who Like Various Stuff A Lot
- Nice old people who will tell you they’re proud of you during the holidays
m00gart.bsky.social
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:

- 90s Anime Lovers
- Leftists who won’t argue in the comments
- Stylized Environment Artists
- Civ Addicts
- Cute dog pics
- Uppity Women
- Disaster Bisexuals
- Tom Nook’s Indentured Servants
emberdione.bsky.social
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:

- level designers
- game designers
- gender minorities
- obsessed with Genshin
- Indie game devs
- AAA game devs
- Elder Millennial
- Moms of Game Dev
- Terminally Online
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crushbort.bsky.social
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
satyric.bsky.social
It’s baconeggandcheese and don’t hold up the line
satyric.bsky.social
Many people are saying that Stephen Miller laughs at Trump behind his back, and brags that he “has Trump handled.”
satyric.bsky.social
Stephen Miller is obviously the real power behind the Presidency.
satyric.bsky.social
So if our government has failed and shut down, it’s time to elect a new one right?
satyric.bsky.social
sounds like they secretly yearn to see you pole vault over a smooth shark
satyric.bsky.social
Can we have a voice vote to impeach the President?
satyric.bsky.social
There were boomers who did in the late 60s? But they can and should be ignored.
satyric.bsky.social
the objectively best cover of this song was done by lick the tins and was on the some kind of wonderful soundtrack

youtu.be/7kORTAjFAWM
Lick The Tins - Can't Help Falling in Love (Official Video)
YouTube video by 48 a
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satyric.bsky.social
"peacekeeping" as in not treating civilians as the enemy? keeping the peace and protecting them from harm?

or "peacekeeping" as in showing the locals more efficient genocide?
satyric.bsky.social
but in the long-ago beforetimes you'd tend to get mocked if you presented opinion as fact with no facts behind it

now we all see it all day, every day from folks who seem to think they're the same thing
satyric.bsky.social
That said, you still don't want an open cut full of hemo- or neurotoxin.

You're really unlikely to die from a rattler bite if you're in civilization, but you may have a bad time.

We had maybe one or two a year on the farm and kept a respectful distance unless they were by the house/dogs/horses.
satyric.bsky.social
for folks from this century:

IMO: In My Opinion
IMCO: In My Considered Opinion
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IMPO: In My Pedantic Opinion

us being gen x, the last two were almost always used ironically to show we knew we weren't being humble, or knew it was something trivial that was bugging us
satyric.bsky.social
Urban legend. Baby venomous snakes have the same venom control, smaller venom glands, and can't bite as hard as adults.

Depending on the species they might be more easily frightened/aggressive though.
satyric.bsky.social
oh, i get it now, this explains so much

now we know why rfk jr. looks like that

he's a foreskin golem
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
satyric.bsky.social
This is just saying “Jews.” It isn’t even a dog whistle.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
satyric.bsky.social
Im sorry, he can’t sing, but Bob Dylan is still alive.

If you’ve never just read a bunch of his lyrics, some of them are stunningly good.

I don’t listen to their music but Joni Mitchell and Carole King could write circles around most lyricists. So could Springsteen.
satyric.bsky.social
The one who has screamingly spread hate and fear every single day since she’s been in the public eye?

The one who can’t even put out a statement that she supports lower insurance costs without tacking a bunch of xenophobic nonsense to it?

That politician?
satyric.bsky.social
I miss when people used IMO, IMHO, IMCO, and IMPO online

The amount of people stating unsupported opinion or repeating propaganda as facts is too damn high
satyric.bsky.social
We do not refer to Willie Nelson in the past tense in this house.
satyric.bsky.social
The next room is an office “secret santa” with no guidelines and everyone has to open the gifts in front of each other.
satyric.bsky.social
Manchaca, Guadalupe, Koenig