EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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Pinned
in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
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![The image says "Shen is seeking an ENGLISH -> BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE TRANSLATOR TO TRANSLATE ABOUT 100 COMICS! - Image editing is not required. I only need a translation of the text, panel by panel, like "panel 1: [dialogue], panel 2: [dialogue]" - Comics are generally 4-6 panels with 2-8 lines of dialogue between them. - Must be fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, preferably including modern slang and grammatical quirks. If interested, my DMs on here are temporarily open to anyone. Please message me your rates!" There is also a picture of Shen with a determined expression with sparkles in his eyes, clenching his fists in front of himself. He is saying "those fellas in my quote replies... I... I must SPEAK to them...!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fnmi7afaet3hqjmsagh5mc2p/bafkreigd6yy42lqftuhzqbsb2ospimc7ir4glzuvh552hfstyz2jtcoddy@jpeg)
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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
For @jcsalterego.bsky.social it was just Tuesday
rookie numbers gotta pump those up
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
For @jcsalterego.bsky.social it was just Tuesday
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Save a tree, top a cat girl
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Save a tree, top a cat girl
@hankgreen.bsky.social if you have ever felt good about a product endorsement then I hope that TimerCap is front and center on your list of product endorsements to be proud of. It worked fr!
Fuck, I need to buy a new timer cap type thing for me meds (the last one had the battery die and then it got lost in the move.
And yes, the pack came with two. I gave the second one to a friend the INSTANT I realized for amazing those things are for ADHD meds.
And yes, the pack came with two. I gave the second one to a friend the INSTANT I realized for amazing those things are for ADHD meds.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social if you have ever felt good about a product endorsement then I hope that TimerCap is front and center on your list of product endorsements to be proud of. It worked fr!
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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I have to say, I'm really losing patience with this 'the exercise of power is inherently immoral' stuff. In a very narrow sense, that's probably true; in a practical sense, it's not.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have to say, I'm really losing patience with this 'the exercise of power is inherently immoral' stuff. In a very narrow sense, that's probably true; in a practical sense, it's not.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
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Change in Headline
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Change in Headline
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let's take qualified immunity away from cops and give it to retail employees instead
September 6, 2024 at 4:56 PM
let's take qualified immunity away from cops and give it to retail employees instead
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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Seconded. I'm appalled, but good art should disturb its viewers
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Seconded. I'm appalled, but good art should disturb its viewers
Brooklyn Dad Tumescent
Brooklyn Dad Quiescent
Brooklyn Dad Resplendent
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Brooklyn Dad Tumescent
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Found your mom at the aquarium today
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Found your mom at the aquarium today
Slightly diminish a band
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
slightly diminish a band
Ah-
Ah-
slightly diminish a band
Men on Break
Men on Break
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Slightly diminish a band
Sonic geriatric millennial
Sonic geriatric millennial
slightly diminish a band
Samsara
Samsara
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Sonic geriatric millennial
Sonic geriatric millennial
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slightly diminish a band
Judas Youth Pastor
Judas Youth Pastor
slightly diminish a band
reinforced plastica
reinforced plastica
slightly diminish a band
Kilodeth
Kilodeth
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
slightly diminish a band
Judas Youth Pastor
Judas Youth Pastor
Slightly diminish a band
Operation Tumbler–Snapper
Operation Tumbler–Snapper
slightly diminish a band
Avenged Threefold
Avenged Threefold
slightly diminish a band
The Denting Pumpkins
The Denting Pumpkins
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Operation Tumbler–Snapper
Operation Tumbler–Snapper
New Vape, new me (exactly the same except using slightly different batteries and race-car red)
(Not even “I should drink less” red, more like “the lips in Cherry Lips red)
(Not even “I should drink less” red, more like “the lips in Cherry Lips red)
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
New Vape, new me (exactly the same except using slightly different batteries and race-car red)
(Not even “I should drink less” red, more like “the lips in Cherry Lips red)
(Not even “I should drink less” red, more like “the lips in Cherry Lips red)
I’m sorry, but Alex Clejan is saying “she like the way that I fuck” and getting cut off until near the end of the song.
“She like the way that I fi” fuck if subtitles. Don’t lie.
“She like the way that I fi” fuck if subtitles. Don’t lie.
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I’m sorry, but Alex Clejan is saying “she like the way that I fuck” and getting cut off until near the end of the song.
“She like the way that I fi” fuck if subtitles. Don’t lie.
“She like the way that I fi” fuck if subtitles. Don’t lie.
Maybe this is just excessively “39 years old because it’s 3 years after we were all 36” coded of me but like holy fuck The Vitamin String Quartet never fails to hit Like That.
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Maybe this is just excessively “39 years old because it’s 3 years after we were all 36” coded of me but like holy fuck The Vitamin String Quartet never fails to hit Like That.
Theories on Canada Wet have now been thoroughly studied by the documentary Letterkenny
the existence of canada dry implies the existence of canada wet.
the existence of rich & rare implies the existence of poor & common.
anyways, it's time for some day drinking!
the existence of rich & rare implies the existence of poor & common.
anyways, it's time for some day drinking!
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Theories on Canada Wet have now been thoroughly studied by the documentary Letterkenny
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the existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext. now stop being mean to yourself, that's someone else's job.
September 17, 2023 at 9:08 PM
the existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext. now stop being mean to yourself, that's someone else's job.
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The other two kittens are asleep in bed with my wife so now middle-kitten is following me around screaming.
I know bud. You’re not used to getting attention but it’s boring when they aren’t around getting attention. I’m glad I could give you an authentic Middle Child Life.
I know bud. You’re not used to getting attention but it’s boring when they aren’t around getting attention. I’m glad I could give you an authentic Middle Child Life.
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The other two kittens are asleep in bed with my wife so now middle-kitten is following me around screaming.
I know bud. You’re not used to getting attention but it’s boring when they aren’t around getting attention. I’m glad I could give you an authentic Middle Child Life.
I know bud. You’re not used to getting attention but it’s boring when they aren’t around getting attention. I’m glad I could give you an authentic Middle Child Life.