EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
Pinned
in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
Back in my day we used to chug gallons of milk
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
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plz
Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
plz
Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.
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A system that does not account for a certain percentage of waste is not a system, it is a public relations presentation
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A system that does not account for a certain percentage of waste is not a system, it is a public relations presentation
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The French 75 is the most delectable mistake
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The French 75 is the most delectable mistake
Finally, the animal research study we’ve all been yearning for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally, the animal research study we’ve all been yearning for.
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.”
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
8 foot tall angel girl who wants to "save you" but in a fucked up way that takes away your agency and your bodily autonomy. But also, again, she's 8 feet tall and an angel girl. So there's some tradeoffs to consider here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.”
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.”
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
8 foot tall angel girl who wants to "save you" but in a fucked up way that takes away your agency and your bodily autonomy. But also, again, she's 8 feet tall and an angel girl. So there's some tradeoffs to consider here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.”
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “
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We can change the subject to tarts if anyone needs that to happen
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We can change the subject to tarts if anyone needs that to happen
Stephanie is being once again Stephanie-tier perfectly and utterly correct!
Lemon cheesecake is perfect
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stephanie is being once again Stephanie-tier perfectly and utterly correct!
Happy Thanksgiving 2.0/1.b (Electric Friendsgiving Boogaloo) to all who celebrate.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving 2.0/1.b (Electric Friendsgiving Boogaloo) to all who celebrate.
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Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
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We are sixty
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
Something about how it feels to eat soup
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We are sixty
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
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The bad news is that nobody gets to be this pretty without a lot of work.
But this is also the good news.
But this is also the good news.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The bad news is that nobody gets to be this pretty without a lot of work.
But this is also the good news.
But this is also the good news.
This place has Jamón Ibérico ounces on the menu and payday came a day early because of the holiday. Fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This place has Jamón Ibérico ounces on the menu and payday came a day early because of the holiday. Fuck.
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Guillermo del Toro's Elfen Lied
Guillermo del Toro's K-On!
Guillermo del Toro's Blade of the Immortal
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Guillermo del Toro's Elfen Lied
Guillermo del Toro's Blade of the Immortal
Guillermo del Toro's One Punch Man
Guillermo del Toro’s The Mask
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Blade of the Immortal
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Idk who needs to hear this but if going home for Thanksgiving makes you miserable, then stop going home for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but if going home for Thanksgiving makes you miserable, then stop going home for Thanksgiving.
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yes yes I said yes I will yes
Guillermo del Toro's Carrie
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stokers Dracula. With cowboy.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
yes yes I said yes I will yes
Guillermo del Toro's Carrie
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stokers Dracula. With cowboy.
Guillermo del Toro's Alien
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Carrie
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Guillermo del Toro’s The Neverending Story
Guillermo del Toro's Alien
Guillermo del Toro's Akira
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s The Neverending Story