EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
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as a parent I cannot imagine how absolutely fucking heartbreaking and awful it must be to have to put out a statement like this because the federal government killed your son and is telling monstrous lies about him
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
as a parent I cannot imagine how absolutely fucking heartbreaking and awful it must be to have to put out a statement like this because the federal government killed your son and is telling monstrous lies about him
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
The fact that the Empire State Building tried to steal wonder if the world valor and the pyramids are on there but dogs never get Wonder billing is kinda fucked up if you think about it.
Dogs *exist*, that should beat out anything made of stone.
Dogs *exist*, that should beat out anything made of stone.
But not cats. It is incredibly important to me that everyone understands that cats met us and decided to do all that on their own. We get credit as an inspiration but that’s it.
(Dogs are also so glorious and so great and a wonder of the world, tho)
(Dogs are also so glorious and so great and a wonder of the world, tho)
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The fact that the Empire State Building tried to steal wonder if the world valor and the pyramids are on there but dogs never get Wonder billing is kinda fucked up if you think about it.
Dogs *exist*, that should beat out anything made of stone.
Dogs *exist*, that should beat out anything made of stone.
Sure we all have a crush on Zia McCabe but can we also talk about how Courtney Taylor-Taylor is Gender as fuck?
Sure maybe I’m maybe 18 hours into a Dandy Warhols concert/music video binge, but PNW dudes tell me CTT isn’t one of (our) key dude genders.
Sure maybe I’m maybe 18 hours into a Dandy Warhols concert/music video binge, but PNW dudes tell me CTT isn’t one of (our) key dude genders.
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Sure we all have a crush on Zia McCabe but can we also talk about how Courtney Taylor-Taylor is Gender as fuck?
Sure maybe I’m maybe 18 hours into a Dandy Warhols concert/music video binge, but PNW dudes tell me CTT isn’t one of (our) key dude genders.
Sure maybe I’m maybe 18 hours into a Dandy Warhols concert/music video binge, but PNW dudes tell me CTT isn’t one of (our) key dude genders.
New Safe For Work pornography just dropped!
together we are as strong as the mighty @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social, and the fascists will break upon us
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
New Safe For Work pornography just dropped!
Ah, the classic “cannot fail, can only be failed” ideology
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Ah, the classic “cannot fail, can only be failed” ideology
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
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![The image says "Shen is seeking an ENGLISH -> BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE TRANSLATOR TO TRANSLATE ABOUT 100 COMICS! - Image editing is not required. I only need a translation of the text, panel by panel, like "panel 1: [dialogue], panel 2: [dialogue]" - Comics are generally 4-6 panels with 2-8 lines of dialogue between them. - Must be fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, preferably including modern slang and grammatical quirks. If interested, my DMs on here are temporarily open to anyone. Please message me your rates!" There is also a picture of Shen with a determined expression with sparkles in his eyes, clenching his fists in front of himself. He is saying "those fellas in my quote replies... I... I must SPEAK to them...!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fnmi7afaet3hqjmsagh5mc2p/bafkreigd6yy42lqftuhzqbsb2ospimc7ir4glzuvh552hfstyz2jtcoddy@jpeg)
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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
For @jcsalterego.bsky.social it was just Tuesday
rookie numbers gotta pump those up
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
For @jcsalterego.bsky.social it was just Tuesday
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Save a tree, top a cat girl
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Save a tree, top a cat girl
@hankgreen.bsky.social if you have ever felt good about a product endorsement then I hope that TimerCap is front and center on your list of product endorsements to be proud of. It worked fr!
Fuck, I need to buy a new timer cap type thing for me meds (the last one had the battery die and then it got lost in the move.
And yes, the pack came with two. I gave the second one to a friend the INSTANT I realized for amazing those things are for ADHD meds.
And yes, the pack came with two. I gave the second one to a friend the INSTANT I realized for amazing those things are for ADHD meds.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social if you have ever felt good about a product endorsement then I hope that TimerCap is front and center on your list of product endorsements to be proud of. It worked fr!
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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I have to say, I'm really losing patience with this 'the exercise of power is inherently immoral' stuff. In a very narrow sense, that's probably true; in a practical sense, it's not.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have to say, I'm really losing patience with this 'the exercise of power is inherently immoral' stuff. In a very narrow sense, that's probably true; in a practical sense, it's not.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.
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Change in Headline
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Change in Headline
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let's take qualified immunity away from cops and give it to retail employees instead
September 6, 2024 at 4:56 PM
let's take qualified immunity away from cops and give it to retail employees instead
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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Seconded. I'm appalled, but good art should disturb its viewers
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Seconded. I'm appalled, but good art should disturb its viewers
Brooklyn Dad Tumescent
Brooklyn Dad Quiescent
Brooklyn Dad Resplendent
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Brooklyn Dad Tumescent
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Found your mom at the aquarium today
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Found your mom at the aquarium today
Slightly diminish a band
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
slightly diminish a band
Ah-
Ah-
slightly diminish a band
Men on Break
Men on Break
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes
Slightly diminish a band
Sonic geriatric millennial
Sonic geriatric millennial
slightly diminish a band
Samsara
Samsara
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Slightly diminish a band
Sonic geriatric millennial
Sonic geriatric millennial