A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
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This is a good time to retell the story of my mom's friend Donna.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is a good time to retell the story of my mom's friend Donna.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
What the project manager said: “I’m surprised to hear that they told you there’s a blocker. I thought they had everything they needed to do their task.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What the project manager said: “I’m surprised to hear that they told you there’s a blocker. I thought they had everything they needed to do their task.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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at first the idea of taco bell insurance sounded great, because when it’s 3am and you need a taco supreme you don’t want to worry about a big bill, but taco premiums have gotten out of control, and prices at the bell are absurd because they expect to be negotiated down, so you have to have insurance
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
at first the idea of taco bell insurance sounded great, because when it’s 3am and you need a taco supreme you don’t want to worry about a big bill, but taco premiums have gotten out of control, and prices at the bell are absurd because they expect to be negotiated down, so you have to have insurance
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Ho Ho Ho to your house!
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ho Ho Ho to your house!
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My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
Y'all, y'all! I wasn't asking because I didn't know the answer, I was asking to get his attention. 🤣
Asked if he wanted a treat and he was like
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Y'all, y'all! I wasn't asking because I didn't know the answer, I was asking to get his attention. 🤣
Asked if he wanted a treat and he was like
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Asked if he wanted a treat and he was like
Shoulders are terrible
Knees are terrible
Ankles are terrible
Not such a huge fan of wrists either
Knees are terrible
Ankles are terrible
Not such a huge fan of wrists either
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Shoulders are terrible
Knees are terrible
Ankles are terrible
Not such a huge fan of wrists either
Knees are terrible
Ankles are terrible
Not such a huge fan of wrists either
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This beautiful boy is six years old today.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This beautiful boy is six years old today.
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Dog just threw a pillow at me, I think it’s time to go to bed
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dog just threw a pillow at me, I think it’s time to go to bed
CORGI KNOWLEDGE DROP:
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
CORGI KNOWLEDGE DROP:
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
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one of the best things we’ve ever bought is a light up collar for Tâf for the winter
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
one of the best things we’ve ever bought is a light up collar for Tâf for the winter
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“Ember Barnett is the best arson investigator in the world. Her job: keep the Gävle Goat safe from those who would burn it. But when Shawn Shepherd asks her to hold a newborn lamb as he saves its mother’s life, she realizes the long-dead embers in her own heart might set her burning instead.”
Add in a city girl coming home for the annual goat-burning festival and falling for an handsome goatherd and you’ve got a full Hallmark movie.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Ember Barnett is the best arson investigator in the world. Her job: keep the Gävle Goat safe from those who would burn it. But when Shawn Shepherd asks her to hold a newborn lamb as he saves its mother’s life, she realizes the long-dead embers in her own heart might set her burning instead.”
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
I hope they do this scene with Robert Downey Jr.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I hope they do this scene with Robert Downey Jr.
Guy at my house doing repair estimate: What happened there? Critters?
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Guy at my house doing repair estimate: What happened there? Critters?
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Actually, walking into the human pharmacy and saying you’re there to pick up a prescription for Gigidog Lastname does not get any less giggle-inducing over time.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Actually, walking into the human pharmacy and saying you’re there to pick up a prescription for Gigidog Lastname does not get any less giggle-inducing over time.
And if you can buy two books today, get this one, y’all have no idea how much I want there to be more in this series and that only happens when we buy the books.
Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on sale for $2.99 digitally. It's one of my favorite books. It makes Mermaids horrifyingly fascinating!
Into the Drowning Deep
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December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
And if you can buy two books today, get this one, y’all have no idea how much I want there to be more in this series and that only happens when we buy the books.
Look I know I’m biased but this book is hopeful without being naive, full of friendship without being sappy, and a damn good thing to fill the American Gods-shaped hole in your bookcase (AND you don’t even have to move the books too much if you’re a freak like me who alphabetizes by author!)
Today! Yes, on a Monday! The official release of SNAKE-EATER! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DW4KNLR...
Snake-Eater
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December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Look I know I’m biased but this book is hopeful without being naive, full of friendship without being sappy, and a damn good thing to fill the American Gods-shaped hole in your bookcase (AND you don’t even have to move the books too much if you’re a freak like me who alphabetizes by author!)