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Skeletal Viking Amy

@lasrina.bsky.social

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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · Nov 25

13. My permanent pinned tweet

Tweet reads:

I love how much of my social media feeds these days is:
CORGI OWNER: Here's a picture of my baby!
RANDOM REPLY: He's so cute! I want a corgi so much!
CORGI OWNER: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE ROTTEN LITTLE SHITS

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1h

*hugs*

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1h

Cool, if it’s one of the common ones then I keep my little dudes pretty well up-to-date just in case they have to go to the kennel, so this is good to know!

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1h

Well, I did ask, even if I didn’t seriously expect an answer. 😂

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

I’m given to understand that it’s extremely unlikely but theoretically possible for a moose to have rabies and oh boy do I have feelings about that

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

I hope you’re talking about leptospirosis and not like a secret third thing I have to worry about.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

I mean the truth is I feel bad for them too and that’s part of why I’m mad about this.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

That’s part of the problem because I’m going to feel bad for them when they start getting run over by cars.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

… how did you know I was going to look at your bio?

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

The armadillos are probably morally upright creatures. It’s the effects of the armadillos that are going to become a problem.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

That’s what an operative for Big Armadillo would say.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and says we know but hey

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and says we know but hey

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Well if I have to compare everything to moose I’m not gonna be able to complain about anything.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I don’t want to hurt them, and I appreciate what you’re doing. I just have enough wildlife problems already without new non-native ones joining the mix.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Is this a psyop. Did Big Armadillo put you up to this

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

What’s with all the armadillo apologists in my mentions tonight

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Weighing 9 pounds but fearing neither God nor man and being able to trap a fully grown human by being sleepy sounds amazing.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah but. Even without the leprosy and the digging up people’s foundations, I’m also told by a number of reliable Texans that their favorite thing to do is hang out on the road, get startled, and jump up to the exact height of a car bumper.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

I still do not want them.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

How ironic would it be if the thing that finally took out your house was armadillos?

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Have you met people from North Carolina

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Hawkeye from the Marvel comics says “Today sucks. I’m goin’ back to bed.”

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

and property damage. And roadkill. But mostly the leprosy.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Leprosy and also they damage the foundations of your home and also their response to seeing a car coming is to jump up to exactly bumper height and also leprosy.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Up until now I thought being a rabbit was a pretty sweet life.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

LEPROSY IS THE ENEMY OF GREATNESS SHEP

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