A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
Pinned
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Dog just threw a pillow at me, I think it’s time to go to bed
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dog just threw a pillow at me, I think it’s time to go to bed
CORGI KNOWLEDGE DROP:
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
CORGI KNOWLEDGE DROP:
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
Corgis have a double coat with "crinkly" hairs that trap pockets of air between their skin adn their outer coat layer!
For this reason, you should NEVER shave a corgi except for medical reasons and should bathe them as rarely as possible.
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one of the best things we’ve ever bought is a light up collar for Tâf for the winter
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
one of the best things we’ve ever bought is a light up collar for Tâf for the winter
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“Ember Barnett is the best arson investigator in the world. Her job: keep the Gävle Goat safe from those who would burn it. But when Shawn Shepherd asks her to hold a newborn lamb as he saves its mother’s life, she realizes the long-dead embers in her own heart might set her burning instead.”
Add in a city girl coming home for the annual goat-burning festival and falling for an handsome goatherd and you’ve got a full Hallmark movie.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Ember Barnett is the best arson investigator in the world. Her job: keep the Gävle Goat safe from those who would burn it. But when Shawn Shepherd asks her to hold a newborn lamb as he saves its mother’s life, she realizes the long-dead embers in her own heart might set her burning instead.”
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
I hope they do this scene with Robert Downey Jr.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I hope they do this scene with Robert Downey Jr.
Guy at my house doing repair estimate: What happened there? Critters?
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Guy at my house doing repair estimate: What happened there? Critters?
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
Me: Squirrels kept chewing their way in.
GAMH: I see.
Me: [almost proudly] Yeah, the exterminator said he never saw squirrels do that before.
GAMH: You get ‘em all?
Me: Think so, why?
GAMH: There’s a hole in the mesh.
Me: SON OF A
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Actually, walking into the human pharmacy and saying you’re there to pick up a prescription for Gigidog Lastname does not get any less giggle-inducing over time.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Actually, walking into the human pharmacy and saying you’re there to pick up a prescription for Gigidog Lastname does not get any less giggle-inducing over time.
And if you can buy two books today, get this one, y’all have no idea how much I want there to be more in this series and that only happens when we buy the books.
Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on sale for $2.99 digitally. It's one of my favorite books. It makes Mermaids horrifyingly fascinating!
Into the Drowning Deep
Amazon.com: Into the Drowning Deep eBook : Grant, Mira: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
And if you can buy two books today, get this one, y’all have no idea how much I want there to be more in this series and that only happens when we buy the books.
Look I know I’m biased but this book is hopeful without being naive, full of friendship without being sappy, and a damn good thing to fill the American Gods-shaped hole in your bookcase (AND you don’t even have to move the books too much if you’re a freak like me who alphabetizes by author!)
Today! Yes, on a Monday! The official release of SNAKE-EATER! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DW4KNLR...
Snake-Eater
Amazon.com: Snake-Eater eBook : Kingfisher, T.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Look I know I’m biased but this book is hopeful without being naive, full of friendship without being sappy, and a damn good thing to fill the American Gods-shaped hole in your bookcase (AND you don’t even have to move the books too much if you’re a freak like me who alphabetizes by author!)
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mac when he was a terrible needle-toothed puppy. you are welcome
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
mac when he was a terrible needle-toothed puppy. you are welcome
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Seconded. That last line hits hard.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Seconded. That last line hits hard.
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Her favorite begging spot is off the back of the couch and it really highlights what fucking CREATURES corgis are
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Her favorite begging spot is off the back of the couch and it really highlights what fucking CREATURES corgis are
Here come the grannies!
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Here come the grannies!
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It is currently “put a sweater on the corgi” cold in Seattle.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It is currently “put a sweater on the corgi” cold in Seattle.
In my next life I’m going to become a critic so I can get paid to say things like “I would like this piece of media better if it were a different piece of media aimed at a different audience and telling a different story.”
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In my next life I’m going to become a critic so I can get paid to say things like “I would like this piece of media better if it were a different piece of media aimed at a different audience and telling a different story.”
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
I said it… And I MEANT it!
@lasrina.bsky.social You've made it to the 'screenshots shared on Imgur meme dumps' hall of fame!
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I said it… And I MEANT it!
Hmm, seems low.
@lasrina.bsky.social has swears! They've used 216 profanities in their last 4,136 posts.
🥇 "shit" (33 times)
🥈 "fucking" (26 times)
🥉 "fuck" (21 times)
🥇 "shit" (33 times)
🥈 "fucking" (26 times)
🥉 "fuck" (21 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hmm, seems low.
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my writing seminar: "Well, what you gotta do is, like, figure out what you're trying to do and then sort of do that, unless your deal is not knowing what you're trying to do and getting there by doing that, which is different, but you can do that, or you can just sit with the idea a while"
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my writing seminar: "Well, what you gotta do is, like, figure out what you're trying to do and then sort of do that, unless your deal is not knowing what you're trying to do and getting there by doing that, which is different, but you can do that, or you can just sit with the idea a while"
@profanity.accountant This oughta be good
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@profanity.accountant This oughta be good
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We spent all morning at St Agnes Leisure Park.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
We spent all morning at St Agnes Leisure Park.
Dog owners will understand exactly how this happened.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Dog owners will understand exactly how this happened.