A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
@lasrina.bsky.social
She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Sunday Morning Corgi
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sunday Morning Corgi
Just watched Boydog deliberately scoot the entire dog bed closer to @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy before lying down.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just watched Boydog deliberately scoot the entire dog bed closer to @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy before lying down.
Good morning, it’s time for snuggles
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning, it’s time for snuggles
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After _extensive_ discussion, my partner and I have agreed that John is Morticia's older sibling's child, making him Wednesday and Pugley's older cousin.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
we are watching the addams family (1991) and i am suddenly intensely curious about whether the addams underground network ever connects with the john wick underground network
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
After _extensive_ discussion, my partner and I have agreed that John is Morticia's older sibling's child, making him Wednesday and Pugley's older cousin.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
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I feel like "municipal fundraiser for the right to burn down the goat on Christmas Eve" is a reasonable compromise tbh
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel like "municipal fundraiser for the right to burn down the goat on Christmas Eve" is a reasonable compromise tbh
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
This has lived rent-free in my head since 1980
Bread, Milk and Butter (1972), dir. Jim Simon, Wantu Studios
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This has lived rent-free in my head since 1980
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Hey remember when they made fun of giving out participation trophies
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey remember when they made fun of giving out participation trophies
Hey, do my fellow GenXers remember how a lot of our childhood books had plotlines about a boy who was flunking school and was angry for no reason, and the parents sent him to live on his uncle's farm for the summer where he learned Important Life Lessons from the animals?
Yeah, that kid had autism.
Yeah, that kid had autism.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey, do my fellow GenXers remember how a lot of our childhood books had plotlines about a boy who was flunking school and was angry for no reason, and the parents sent him to live on his uncle's farm for the summer where he learned Important Life Lessons from the animals?
Yeah, that kid had autism.
Yeah, that kid had autism.
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No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.
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🎶And I can see you
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
🎶And I can see you
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
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"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
February 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
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This is a good time to retell the story of my mom's friend Donna.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is a good time to retell the story of my mom's friend Donna.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
In the days before caller ID, my mother answered the phone and Donna said, "I took the dog's heartworm medicine by accident."
"Hello, Donna," said my mother.
What the project manager said: “I’m surprised to hear that they told you there’s a blocker. I thought they had everything they needed to do their task.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What the project manager said: “I’m surprised to hear that they told you there’s a blocker. I thought they had everything they needed to do their task.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
What the project manager means: “Ooh, somebody’s head is gonna roll.”
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst