Hipster Viking Amy
@lasrina.bsky.social
She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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a lazy artist told me students keeps eating his AI art so I asked how many pieces he has left and he said he just generates a new piece afterwards so I said it sounds like you're just feeding real artists and then his review committee started crying
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
a lazy artist told me students keeps eating his AI art so I asked how many pieces he has left and he said he just generates a new piece afterwards so I said it sounds like you're just feeding real artists and then his review committee started crying
TFW you realize your mother is wearing socks with your face on them
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 AM
TFW you realize your mother is wearing socks with your face on them
Do not get up. I am. Comfy
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Do not get up. I am. Comfy
Being a foster means that I’m on the list to get emails whenever somebody gets adopted from the rescue that Turkey Dog came from. Today’s adopted dog was named Katy Pawry.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Being a foster means that I’m on the list to get emails whenever somebody gets adopted from the rescue that Turkey Dog came from. Today’s adopted dog was named Katy Pawry.
These are accurate descriptions of my pets.
FYI, I’m now calling them Weighted Blanket, Fancy Alligator, Princess Karaja Waggytail, and …. Girldog.
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
These are accurate descriptions of my pets.
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I have now seen multiple groups who have taken it upon themselves/their social groups to re-create the historical signs that the federal gov't took down in Philly yesterday.
The best way to get people to spread a message (especially in this anti-authority, fuck-you town), is to try to censor it.
The best way to get people to spread a message (especially in this anti-authority, fuck-you town), is to try to censor it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I have now seen multiple groups who have taken it upon themselves/their social groups to re-create the historical signs that the federal gov't took down in Philly yesterday.
The best way to get people to spread a message (especially in this anti-authority, fuck-you town), is to try to censor it.
The best way to get people to spread a message (especially in this anti-authority, fuck-you town), is to try to censor it.
It’s still 48°F but as the ice storm bears down on us, central NC is already in survival mode with the blankets and the space heaters and the grocery stores sold out of milk.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It’s still 48°F but as the ice storm bears down on us, central NC is already in survival mode with the blankets and the space heaters and the grocery stores sold out of milk.
CORGI: * furious barking*
ME: What’s the problem, bud?
CORGI: BIG DOG BLOCKING PATH!
ME: You can literally just go around him on the other side.
CORGI: *zips into crate*
ME: I know you were smart enough to figure that out on your own, without the yelling.
CORGI: PLEASE RESPECT MY CREATIVE PROCESS!
ME: What’s the problem, bud?
CORGI: BIG DOG BLOCKING PATH!
ME: You can literally just go around him on the other side.
CORGI: *zips into crate*
ME: I know you were smart enough to figure that out on your own, without the yelling.
CORGI: PLEASE RESPECT MY CREATIVE PROCESS!
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
CORGI: * furious barking*
ME: What’s the problem, bud?
CORGI: BIG DOG BLOCKING PATH!
ME: You can literally just go around him on the other side.
CORGI: *zips into crate*
ME: I know you were smart enough to figure that out on your own, without the yelling.
CORGI: PLEASE RESPECT MY CREATIVE PROCESS!
ME: What’s the problem, bud?
CORGI: BIG DOG BLOCKING PATH!
ME: You can literally just go around him on the other side.
CORGI: *zips into crate*
ME: I know you were smart enough to figure that out on your own, without the yelling.
CORGI: PLEASE RESPECT MY CREATIVE PROCESS!
> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
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An infestation of bath Corgis seems a serious issue. Unfortunately the leaflet ends on a cliffhanger about what to do about them
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
An infestation of bath Corgis seems a serious issue. Unfortunately the leaflet ends on a cliffhanger about what to do about them
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celebrimbor to the apprentices assembled in his forge: i would like for you to explore how we can improve our workflows with AI. to this end, i've brought on a consultant to get us all onboarded, and i'm excited to see where we'll be in two weeks
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
celebrimbor to the apprentices assembled in his forge: i would like for you to explore how we can improve our workflows with AI. to this end, i've brought on a consultant to get us all onboarded, and i'm excited to see where we'll be in two weeks
This stinkin cute little creature with his Gollum teeth and his smugness about bossing the big dog around and stealing my seat, I cannot even
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
This stinkin cute little creature with his Gollum teeth and his smugness about bossing the big dog around and stealing my seat, I cannot even
And it deserves all of them
Ryan Coogler’s blues-steeped vampire epic “Sinners” led all films with 16 nominations for the 98th Academy Awards, setting a record for the most in Oscar history.
‘Sinners’ makes history, setting Oscars nomination record
www.seattletimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
And it deserves all of them
I’m not going to put the picture of that fucking guy on anybody’s timeline but like, can he just no longer be compelled to sit still for long enough to swipe some concealer on the back of his hand, or does nobody in the admin give enough of a shit to bother anymore?
January 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I’m not going to put the picture of that fucking guy on anybody’s timeline but like, can he just no longer be compelled to sit still for long enough to swipe some concealer on the back of his hand, or does nobody in the admin give enough of a shit to bother anymore?
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
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you ever fall asleep just sitting upright? happened to Tâf
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
you ever fall asleep just sitting upright? happened to Tâf
Fella got a tooth pulled today and I think he might be feeling the aftereffects of the anesthesia just a tad
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Fella got a tooth pulled today and I think he might be feeling the aftereffects of the anesthesia just a tad
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
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If I ever hit it big the only way you'll know is that I'll change every single part of my lifestyle and disappear from society altogether.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
If I ever hit it big the only way you'll know is that I'll change every single part of my lifestyle and disappear from society altogether.
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Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh