lindsey adler
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while we're doing literary takes today: the sentences that kindle underlines as frequently highlighted by readers are usually the most banal insights on the page
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my fandom just wore off when i started covering baseball. i'm agnostic.
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while i'm on the subject of baseball, i got a jeremy affeldt–style injury the other day. i took too much melatonin and used my 25 pound weighted blanket for the first time in months and woke up totally injured. i was injured by a weighted blanket. straight to the IL.
lindseyadler.bsky.social
a dichotomy we will never be able to explain to future generations. as a former giants fan, the entire 2010-2014 run will be impossible to explain to future generations.
stillbevens.bsky.social
As a dodger fan it pains me to admit that Madison Bumgarner was that fuckin dude in the playoffs that Kershaw never was
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a universal yes on this one, applicable beyond kershaw.
chadfinn.bsky.social
Can I at least blame Blake Treinen a little?
lindseyadler.bsky.social
it's been an incredible, amazing privilege to watch kershaw's entire career. it's also time to stop blaming his october numbers on pedro baez. it just is what it is.
lindseyadler.bsky.social
after more than a damn decade of wah wah wah bequeathed runners and it's dave roberts' fault and it was a fluke outing and every reason-turned-excuse in the book, let's look at the numbers:

clayton kershaw postseason stats
196.1 IP
40 G
4.63 ERA
3.98 FIP
1.146 WHIP
lindseyadler.bsky.social
for the weird teeth enjoyers
lindseyadler.bsky.social
i'm getting this made into a fridge magnet. lindsey nypd adler.
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all i can say is lmfao my dog is ok and so am i
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the aspca is giving fisher a dental cleaning with possible extractions later this month so enjoy these weird teeth while you still can
lindseyadler.bsky.social
shout out to @benjaminkabak.com's toddler for asking me to give this to fisher so that his feet feel better soon 🥲🥲🥲🥲
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the aspca says fisher is currently only accepting "warm rotisserie chicken" or a "variety of cheese" as bribes to take his pain meds lol
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second biggest reunion of the year
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adamweinstein.bsky.social
Camus, Kierkegaard, Charles Schulz
mollyknight.bsky.social
Hey Phillies fans-

Who so you read for info on your team? Thanks.

I read all the mainstream writers but what about the under-the-radar all-knowing fans?
lindseyadler.bsky.social
already feeling very emotional because i'm taking my dog home from the hospital today and then the pastry shop was playing "let it be" hello 911??????
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses
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milk provided by bryce harper
mlbbot.bsky.social
The Phillies have a limited-edition "Fall Classic Shake" with vanilla soft serve blended with dulce de leche and topped with an apple cider donut 😮
The Phillies Fall Classic Shake topped with in an apple cider donut. The shake is placed on a bale of straw with a pumpkin in the background.