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Skeletal Viking Amy

@lasrina.bsky.social

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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · Nov 25

13. My permanent pinned tweet

Tweet reads:

I love how much of my social media feeds these days is:
CORGI OWNER: Here's a picture of my baby!
RANDOM REPLY: He's so cute! I want a corgi so much!
CORGI OWNER: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE ROTTEN LITTLE SHITS

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28m

the people who built the trolley are never on the tracks. literally never

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1m

🔥

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 31m

labour/democrats/whoever are not losing because they’re discussing supporting trans people. they’re losing because they agreed, by engaging in the argument at all, with the premise that some minority groups can be blamed for social problems.

it’s only ever going to be a question of who is blamed.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 4m

And “I know this could bring about a fate worse than death but what am I going to do, NOT go rescue my stupid dog?”

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

I have a pile of these blankets picked up from beach shops over the years. Love them, they’re so washable. 🤣

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 6h

When you could code silly quizzes on Facebook, it was FULL of "what would you be in medieval times?!" etc.

I made one that nearly always answered "died as a child", "died in childbirth", "lived and died as a servant"

People got SUPER mad with it.

Everyone assumes they'll be at the top of the tree

William Carruthers @williamcarruthers.bsky.social · 6h

The subtext of ‘we should be more like Dubai’, beyond the obvious racism, is ‘I should have a servant’.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

If he doesn’t know better by now, then that’s on him, honestly.

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 13h

Irish life: The things you don't discuss, Halloween Edition - Out of Ambit

This came up on Tumblr some years back, at the end of a lively thread that featured this exchange: At which point I could only add the following (which comes…

www.dianeduane.com

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Boxes also work on bobcats

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 11h

doomscroll break

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 17h

Sleep tappies in time to the background music.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19h

Shhhh, we want them on our side.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20h

Oh, they're both haunted as FUCK (complimentary).

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21h

She hear it, she smell it, she nyoom at it!

A black dog with white markings. Her floppy ears are perked up as high as they will go.

Same black dog with her nose pointed straight up at the sky, sniffing furiously.

The dog is now mostly motion blur as she lunges toward the source of the strange sensory input.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21h

Fuck.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22h

Sealed packages are no match for dog hair.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22h

Well she is on there repeatedly, it can't be ALL Ursula.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22h

I spy with my little eye a list with @tkingfisher.com on it. www.goodreads.com/blog/show/30...

Ten Years of Horror Hits to Read This October

Halloween is, of course, the traditional season for scary stories. But for those of us weirdly dedicated to the genre, it’s a year-round endeavor....

www.goodreads.com

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

Her lil snoot 🥰

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Sigrid Ellis @sigridellis.bsky.social · 1d

My wish for ALL of you, but especially my fellow nerodivergents. (including the socially castigated,) undiagnosed, queers (esp. nonpassing as cishet,) disabled, jobless, mentally ill, crippled, and chronically ill - to EVERYONE reading this but ESPECIALLY to y'all;

May you catch a fucking break.

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 1d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1d

don’t be, we are absolutely flying by the seat of our asses here. My only advice is don’t have kids if you are determined for things to go any type of way because you just don’t control what kids you get and how they are. Just accept that from before conception

I've always been very impressed with your parenting. If you had to give one piece of parenting advice, what would it be?

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so nice when the neurospicy memory works in your favor!

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

AAAAAAAAAAA

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

Stopped paying attention to him for half a minute and he was like, “Bestie, respectfully, ✨NO.✨”

A corgi bumping a human’s hand with his nose in an effort to get more petties.

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