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google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
BE NOT DA FRAID
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Muppet an X-rated movie
It's Not Easy Being Behind the Green Door
It's Not Easy Being Behind the Green Door
Muppet an X-rated movie
Gonzo's 50 Load Weekend
Gonzo's 50 Load Weekend
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Muppet an X-rated movie
It's Not Easy Being Behind the Green Door
It's Not Easy Being Behind the Green Door
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meet me at the RVA Harmacy for an ass whoopin
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
meet me at the RVA Harmacy for an ass whoopin
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
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Erik the Red’s marketing prowess paying off 1,000 years later.
Listen, Iceland, you never know about this guy.
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Erik the Red’s marketing prowess paying off 1,000 years later.
Welcome To Nintendo 64 I Say As The Repo Company Turns The GameStop Lights Off
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Welcome To Nintendo 64 I Say As The Repo Company Turns The GameStop Lights Off
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Scott Adams died, my response:
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Scott Adams died, my response:
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so this is how i found out eh
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
so this is how i found out eh
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
you're standing on my grave
la-la la-la la
la-la la-la la
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
you're standing on my grave
la-la la-la la
la-la la-la la
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PRIEST: salvation is in sight. Take the host!
TEXAS CATHOLIC: I can't, Father. The pope is Woke!
ME (watching from the pews): Holy Father! He won't do it!
TEXAS CATHOLIC: I can't, Father. The pope is Woke!
ME (watching from the pews): Holy Father! He won't do it!
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
PRIEST: salvation is in sight. Take the host!
TEXAS CATHOLIC: I can't, Father. The pope is Woke!
ME (watching from the pews): Holy Father! He won't do it!
TEXAS CATHOLIC: I can't, Father. The pope is Woke!
ME (watching from the pews): Holy Father! He won't do it!
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Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
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It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
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"no way to prevent this" says only computer modelling technique where this happens regularly.
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"no way to prevent this" says only computer modelling technique where this happens regularly.
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rip 2025 (2025-2025)
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
rip 2025 (2025-2025)
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This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
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grimace accepts his fate as mayor mccheese washes his hands
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
grimace accepts his fate as mayor mccheese washes his hands
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After All, Why Not? Why Shouldn't I Keep Them?
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 AM
After All, Why Not? Why Shouldn't I Keep Them?
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
"We Sold Our Soul for Beef Tallow"
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"We Sold Our Soul for Beef Tallow"