Eleanor Cassady, Elderly Transexual
@jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social
Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
Tag urself I'm
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tag urself I'm
Also not strictly my art but it is art on me and there are horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also not strictly my art but it is art on me and there are horns
Quote with your art with horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Quote with your art with horns
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
Moments after taking this photo Dr. Spettel came out of nowhere and started hitting me with a broom until I got away from her secret testicle hoard
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Moments after taking this photo Dr. Spettel came out of nowhere and started hitting me with a broom until I got away from her secret testicle hoard
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
Hell yeah
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hell yeah
I mean yeah, but we don't really know each other well enough for that to be appropriate, QR code
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I mean yeah, but we don't really know each other well enough for that to be appropriate, QR code
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
Could it have been black and dusty? What color was his right hand?
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Could it have been black and dusty? What color was his right hand?
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
No, if anything you should have MORE phones
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
No, if anything you should have MORE phones
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
It's because they DRANK FROM THE HOSE and DIDN'T HAVE SMARTPHONES and WERE LATCHKEY KIDS and WEREN'T OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING and SUCKED BIGFOOTS DICK FROM BEHIND
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's because they DRANK FROM THE HOSE and DIDN'T HAVE SMARTPHONES and WERE LATCHKEY KIDS and WEREN'T OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING and SUCKED BIGFOOTS DICK FROM BEHIND
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
Casino Royale opens with James Bond running through a drywall for no reason
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
No loss, the Land of Gooch is where all the action is
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
No loss, the Land of Gooch is where all the action is
The action IS the ass
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The action IS the ass
He's ready to rock and roll at the drop of an ass
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
He's ready to rock and roll at the drop of an ass
Boner corn
What do you call these kind of beans? Settling a debate with @devingaffney.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Boner corn