EasilyDistracted
babblingfringe.bsky.social
EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
My wife has officially cleared the British Museum for the jewel theft. My theory is she swiped Taylor Swift’s jet so that I would be able to honestly alibi her,
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Those are rookie numbers, gotta push those up.
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fine fine

Here you go <3
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What the actual fuck.

I have everything within @moderation.bsky.app set to warn, bedge, or show right now. Why are my filter settings not being respected?
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This would probably work better if you weren’t denying you said something immediately after saying it. Maybe spin things out for a few more replies.
August 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m a big fan of this one (they’re cheaper uncolored but this picture came up first and I can honestly tell you that it’s just as good a pink in person)

But like… I have to buy 5 in order to be able to find one at any given time and at $16 for 3 the price point is amazing.
July 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It is.
July 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fair. She’s mostly wearing sensible librarian shoes/burkies/that one style of boot with no laces that THE ENTIRETY OF THE STARE WASHINGTON IS ADDICTED TO, but I am a loving brother to my little sister and passed the word on.
July 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I guess this is a good point regarding “you gotta remember what your training data shows” as well.
July 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Right? Or just “wait, so people don’t shit themselves to death like that?”

Or just this hall of famer
July 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
<3 !

Glad you like it.

You can have this if you want, too (might be less your jam, I dunno).
July 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hold I got one for this
July 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
July 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My email is not a place of honor.
July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Homeskillet appears to be having A Normal One
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not even the point but also: lol, lmao
June 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A dinosaur with feathers from the Bible:
June 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So, you show up two years after something got started and think of yourself a founder, then?
June 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
June 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
May 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, and Floater’s single big hits were worse than the average of the rest of their respective discographies.
May 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Everyone, but mostly me (ty!)
May 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wait, no, have this instead.
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM