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EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
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I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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My wife has officially cleared the British Museum for the jewel theft. My theory is she swiped Taylor Swift’s jet so that I would be able to honestly alibi her,
An iMessage convo Wife: Can I have caffeine? Me: There is caffeine in the fridge, I'll grab it for you in a mo Me: Someone just stole the French Crown Jewels! Wife: It was me. Me: They found the empress Josephine's tiara/crown outside the Louvre in a dumpster or something after the job, which is kinda funny Read 11:50 AM My Wife: It didn't fit.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Those are rookie numbers, gotta push those up.
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October 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Fine fine

Here you go <3
Clippy is thursty. The much hated “Clippy” character dripping in cum with a finger in its ‘mouth’ and also another finger through its lower loops. There is paper from a legal pad below it, the paper is badly damaged and also soaked in semen.
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
What the actual fuck.

I have everything within @moderation.bsky.app set to warn, bedge, or show right now. Why are my filter settings not being respected?
A label on a hidden post reading “Content Blocked This content has been hidden by the moderators. Source: @moderation.bsky.app
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
A Dril tweet from may 23 2012 It reads IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
This would probably work better if you weren’t denying you said something immediately after saying it. Maybe spin things out for a few more replies.
Public Record Sourcerer (@publicrecdsource.bsky.social) saying “Good for you. Glad you know (these people) who certainly exist.” On August 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
August 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
I’m a big fan of this one (they’re cheaper uncolored but this picture came up first and I can honestly tell you that it’s just as good a pink in person)

But like… I have to buy 5 in order to be able to find one at any given time and at $16 for 3 the price point is amazing.
A product description of a WORKPRO open axis box knife/handle for utility knives. It is 145mm open and 83 mm when closed. It weighs 53g grams. It is 23 mm from the front of the handle to the back. It is so much smaller than your hand. This one is a very fun shade of magenta.
July 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
It is.
A reply to governor Roy Cooper reading: “Maybe don't use the same christofascist bullshit language as they do when arbitrarily justifying your decision by telling us how hard you prayed to baby Jesus? Keep your fucking religion to yourself and out of our government.”
July 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Fair. She’s mostly wearing sensible librarian shoes/burkies/that one style of boot with no laces that THE ENTIRETY OF THE STARE WASHINGTON IS ADDICTED TO, but I am a loving brother to my little sister and passed the word on.
A sent iMessage reading: “Apparently they're still making Jellies shoes but now they allegedly don't make your feet bleed and stuff. The company name is Melissa. Anyways, someone on the internet said I had to tell you that “ .
July 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
I guess this is a good point regarding “you gotta remember what your training data shows” as well.
A reply to a tweet my Swanny @swanny14 reading: Replying to @jasonlk @Replit @grok as someone who has implemented change freezes at scale you need to remove the devs (replit) ability to change production or it will continue to change things. devs ignore rules unless they can't technically do the thing .
July 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Right? Or just “wait, so people don’t shit themselves to death like that?”

Or just this hall of famer
A tweet by Donald @getfiscal from April 10th 2018 that reads: me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?" me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?"
July 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
<3 !

Glad you like it.

You can have this if you want, too (might be less your jam, I dunno).
The sickos “yes ha ha ha yes” meme.except the sicko has been replaced by a drawing of a red panda with it’s tongue sticking out of it’s mouth. The shadow on the moon is the color for the panda instead of being black for some reason.
July 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Hold I got one for this
The sickos “yes ha ha ha yes” meme but the old Bluesky logo of clouds in a blue sky has been shooped over the sicko’s head.
July 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
The sickos “yes haha yes” meme except someone has added a red panda so it looks like the sicko is carrying around a red panda in one of those chest baby carriers.
July 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
My email is not a place of honor.
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July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Homeskillet appears to be having A Normal One
@tifosiotaku.bsky.social replying to @aftermath.site ‘s article about XBox layoffs but saying “Bernie was never going to become president. Let it go, bro.” Alex appears to have written the reply a full day after Aftermath posted the link to the article.
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Not even the point but also: lol, lmao
A screenshot of a post: Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff.bsky.social. . WTF are you talking about? Bush was proven right about Iraq. June 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM .
June 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
A dinosaur with feathers from the Bible:
An oriental turtle dove
June 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
So, you show up two years after something got started and think of yourself a founder, then?
A screenshot of clearsky account information that shows that an account signed up December 14th, 2024. It reads: “registration and history: User @melissawoodruff.bsky.social registered 12/14/2024 at PDS: 4Phttps://oysterling.us-west.host.bsky.network” .
June 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
The sickos meme where a person is looking in through a window and saying “yes, ha ha ha, yes!” except the sicko’s head has been replaced by the BlueSky logo (a blue butterfly).
June 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
A “sickos yes, ha ha ha, yes” variant. The Watcher from Marvel comics is looking in through a window saying “yes, ha ha ha, yes”.
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A Bluesky exchange. Harry @harry-is-human.bsky.social Strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of health care. EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social AND YET IT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT!
May 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, and Floater’s single big hits were worse than the average of the rest of their respective discographies.
norman rockwell illustration “the four freedoms” Specifically it’s the one where the white white dude who looks moderately like Abe Lincoln stands up in a brown coat and pants with a blue shirt and I think he’s arguing against desegregation in schools or something?
May 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Everyone, but mostly me (ty!)
Fallout screenshot. Two building with green text saying “[Everyone liked that]”.
May 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
babblingfringe.bsky.social
Wait, no, have this instead.
Today eating out some white lady. She’s mostly naked and you can see her tits but for some reason she’s also still wearing a shirt? Anyways, he might or might not be about to get his hands in there too.
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM