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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield

(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS
Michael Caine as Scrooge leaning out his window with a big smile at the end of Muppet Christmas Carol
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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For some reason, the screen they chose for “Hijack” is Idris Elba looking like he just trusted the wrong fart
Idris Elba looking like he just filled his diaper.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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hey-oo!
Sarah Morgan from Starfield in the middle of a Blue-ish Starfield logo with the text SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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anyway, here’s Starfield’s Sarah Morgan standing in a crate.

I do not know why the crate is there. It’s a bug.

I also don’t know why she is standing in it.

but I’m sure A.I. works great probably.
Starfield screenshot. Two space travelers on a snowy ice planet. One of them is standing in a red crate or plastic tub. There is no reason for this. It’s a bug.
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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anyway, my Starfield captain always gets a little sad when she takes down her xmas tree, so just give her a little space ok?
Starfield screenshot of Cap'n Raven leaping for joy in front of her lit Xmas tree (surrounded by presents). It's in the middle of the bridge of a spaceship.
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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"sorry to bother you again. what about today?"
Michael Caine as Scrooge wearing his old time sleeping hat and robe, smiling, leaning out his window in the snow.
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I know it’ll be awesome.

BTW, as a former Starfield visitor, you might appreciate Liz’s other gift to me:
A real life replica of a starfield coffee mug with the words “MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?”on it.
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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MERRY DEATHMAS
A black t shirt with DEATH RECORDS on it and a logo of a dead bird
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Happy Easter
A Christmas tree with presents all around it
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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“Shut the fuck up, it’s way too early for that shit”
Michael Caine as Scrooge leaning out the window on Christmas morning, smiling.
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo:
A photo of a white man with a very curly round hairdo on his very square head. he is wearing a striped shirt. He is holding a black kitty. One of them is named Jeff, we must assume.
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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the radicalization of Nicki Minaj was inevitable, I guess
Domino Effect meme: a man takes a knee before a small domino labeled “Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s nuts swell up because of the vax” and it about to tip it over, leading to the largest domino labeled “Nicki Minaj Speaks at TPUSA”
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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"You there, boy, what the fuck is all this shit?"
Michael Caine as Scrooge wearing his sleeping cap and robe, leaning out the window. It is snowing and he is smiling.
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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anyway, check this shit out
Snowy mountains and blue sky with some fluffy clouds through my kitchen window.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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turkey is neither good nor bad but a secret third thing
Norman Rockwell painting of guy at town meeting saying something brave.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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OH WE HAD ENTENMANN'S, friendo!

That weird raspberry...longboy? extendo-danish? I don't know what that thing was.

this sad fuck:
An Entenmann's raspberry...longdanish? I don't know. It was sort of a danish with raspberry stuff in it. the cake was yellow and the icing was sort of crunchy sugar. it was "NOT GREAT"
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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FRIENDLY'S JUBILEE ROLL FACTS:

* it was discontinued in 2021
* it was mediocre and unremarkable in every way
* if I never get to eat one again I will be very sad
* if I do get to eat one again I will be very disappointed
A Friendly's Jubilee Roll seen from the end. It's got a cylinder of chocolate ice cream running inside of a loaf/log of vanilla ice cream (with choc chips) There is a pink cream thing that isn't ice cream running along the top with sprinkles. The pink thing is flanked by two rows of fudgeish stuff topped with nuts.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“In the Starfield, No One Can Hear You Jingle”

(@weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social possibly relevant to your interests)
Starfield screenshot, spacecraft interior, a festively lit christmas tree with presents around it, and Cap’n Raven leaping for joy in front of it, with a black Mohawk hairdo. Starfield screenshot, lit christmas tree with presents around it inside a spaceship. In the foreground, a little toad faced grazer named “Lemon” putters around. His sister “Lime” is around here someplace.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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HEY
Starfield’s Sarah Morgan looking like she disliked that with the caption: SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"sir, a second big weird blowjob story has hit Bill Clinton..."
Bush on 9/11 getting the news
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I *might* have taken a few pics like this...
Starfield screenshot, a spacesuited person on a desolate, craggy moon, looking into the distance at a yellow/greenish planet in the sky. Starfield screenshot, a female character wearing a spacesuit but no helmet, with medium length black hair. She is standing on the top of a snowy mountain with a beautiful orange sunset in the distance.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Really didn't think we had the technology to top Billy Bob Thornton's look. Always nice to be surprised.
Billy Bob Thornton wearing a...sigh...it's hard to explain. A black fedora(ish) over some kind of black head scarf. Big hoop earring. Pirate-ish beard and mustache. Black jacket with a name tag that says "Bud". and a bunch of gold chains like he's a rapper from the olden times.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Well, I’d just like to know WHAT you mean by th— hang on. Don’t look at that. I’m trying to delete it. Don’t look at that picture. Ah, crap…
Starfield screenshot, Cap’n Raven, wearing her cool purple Va’ruun outfit with a purple Mohawk standing on her spaceship in front of a fireplace and a snowman complete with top hat. She has her arms wide as if to say YEAH??? WHAT???
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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drop something green
Starfield screenshot: a frog-shaped spaceship named "Frogue One" on a landing pad on some lifeless moon.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Also, @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social I know you’ll appreciate Cora Coe’s…erm…advanced size?

This is one weird fuckin’ bug. And I can’t find anything online to figure out the cause. She’s just…BIG.

#MegaCora
Several crew members on a space ship in Starfield. In the foreground, there is a 12 year old who is…scaled up in size so she’s taller than the adults…but the same proportions. It’s weird, man.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM