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Jeff Mac

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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · Jan 17

swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 8h

Fate whispered to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm."

The Warrior whispered back, "I am the St-" but was hit by lightning and died instantly after pooping himself a little

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 8h

if I were a billionaire, I would instantly go insane like literally all of them do

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 8h

"this INCREDIBLY easy to use political attack fodder is just a distraction from this screenshot of a spreadsheet in my powerpoint deck called 'diesel-power for the new middle class'"

-dem strategists, probably

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 9h

oh, no way, they had antifa back then, who were they up against? just out of curiosity.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 9h

well, I'll have to look at it. we're looking at eating many famous babies, you know, a lot of people tell me they want me to eat that little baby, I say "wait a minute" but a lot of very smart people are telling me you have to eat the baby. so we're eating the baby. and I think we'll do very well.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 9h

"first to die"

this tracks. I am both curious and weak.

Zesty Rico 🖕🧊 @juicyricoxxl.bsky.social · 1d

What is your horror movie role this Halloween? 🎃 👻 🔪

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 10h

yeah, and they never say this shit about their mortgages or electric bills. "oh, we can't pay the electric bill, we'd go broke!"

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 15h

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to work a helicopter.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

not loving the feeling that every fictional dystopia would be kind of a lateral move now, like transferring to a different school that accepts ALL your credits

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

sorry I put our call on mute, boss, I was at the xylophone run in the middle of "Africa" in my head. had to rock it.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

has a lot of questions about your order, I assume?

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

(cue chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries busting thru the door like Lenny & Squiggy) HELLooooooo

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

the first multi-sentence conversation I had with the lady I married was in myspace(!!!) DMs

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I'll try to opt out on a medical waiver. get a note or something.

or I'll request "locust." I think I could really get somewhere in the "plague that screams with its legs" game

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 12h

Whoa!

Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 16h

JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h

Drunk sounding dinosaur costumed lounge act singing Tears for Fears and he brought a Subway sandwich with him

Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 14h

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

honestly, I think a lot depends upon the tone of voice in which it was expressed to you

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

depressive nonpixie nightmare middle aged man

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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 13h

Zut alors. *drags on Gauloises*

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

wait are you telling me it's not 'what french hell is this?'

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

listen, I know A.I. isn't very good at anything, but we have to start using it or it won't take our jobs and then crash the economy

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

sure, and I think we'd all like to know which one we're talking about

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

wait are you telling me it's not 'what french hell is this?'

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 14h

well...looking UP at me probably, but your greater point stands.