Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
this is why I married the weirdest girl I knew.
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
this is why I married the weirdest girl I knew.
my hacky-sack is a Stradivarius. it needs to be used regularly, or it loses its sparkle
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
my hacky-sack is a Stradivarius. it needs to be used regularly, or it loses its sparkle
oh, they help her surprise her family by adding an extra free surprise and suddenly they're the bad guy. real nice.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
oh, they help her surprise her family by adding an extra free surprise and suddenly they're the bad guy. real nice.
if she did it by throwing them into a volcano, she could probably qualify for tax-exempt status as a religion.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
if she did it by throwing them into a volcano, she could probably qualify for tax-exempt status as a religion.
it's basically blue flavor, but with yellow also
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
it's basically blue flavor, but with yellow also
not sure "we need to spend a lot more money on these piece of shit stormtroopers" is the right tone for this moment, senator
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
not sure "we need to spend a lot more money on these piece of shit stormtroopers" is the right tone for this moment, senator
wait, wait, you want to spend MORE money on these goon squads?
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wait, wait, you want to spend MORE money on these goon squads?
see, this way it's an accident when it definitely still kills you
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
see, this way it's an accident when it definitely still kills you
no link though huh? smdh
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
no link though huh? smdh
hey, gavin's out there working to bridge the gap between the "right" and the "also the right"
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
hey, gavin's out there working to bridge the gap between the "right" and the "also the right"
a direct appeal to the president? to that guy? that's the plan? are you fucking kidding?
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
a direct appeal to the president? to that guy? that's the plan? are you fucking kidding?
well whatever you want to call it, I still say the godfather should have been about big bugs.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
well whatever you want to call it, I still say the godfather should have been about big bugs.
"Don't give him what he has."
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
"Don't give him what he has."