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Metal dude in a metal mood

I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots
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This cannot be a good sign.
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
github has decided its time to stop working today
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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some things transcend language
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Everyone always asks how long something will take to do the work, but they never ask how long it’ll take to integrate said work
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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i mean i get it btu also
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Fun little convo with a reader born in 2002 curious about Dick Cheney.

youtu.be/wGtdfk60bUg?...
Episode 1: Rick Perlstein on bipartisan politics and media.
YouTube video by Rewoundpolitics
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The author of this should check their carbon monoxide detectors
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 19h
Bad Bunny's style has always defied expectations. So, amid intense speculation that he would use his Super Bowl outfit to subvert masculine stereotypes, stage a protest or publicly lambast ICE (again), it was perhaps no surprise that he did precisely none of those things. https://cnn.it/4kv3OY6
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Machine politics says far more about our electorate than the WAR stuff, none of the models the pundits use account for it
from my mutual over Discord
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Valentina Gomez finally found how much she can go off the deep end and not have the GOP yeet you
“Unfortunately, an opportunistic candidate for Congressional District 31 chose to turn this joyous occasion into a campaign gimmick for social media clout,” the chair of the Williamson County GOP said.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I’m glad last nights halftime show was about uniting the country around one thing: big booty latinas
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
We’ve decided that rather than parent kids, we’re going to rearrange society to deprive everyone of something instead
As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.
"As a parent, I am deeply concerned about what my child is accessing online. Albeit not enough to check or to install some very basic software that would prevent them from accessing dodgy material online. That's why the Online Safety Act is so important."
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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i think about this every day and the more history i learn, the truer it becomes
so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Apparently Kid Rock lip synced
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Whoops
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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such a canonical post i would have sworn it was 10 years older
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Noted zeitgeist knower: Cheri Bustos

Fucking clown operation
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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Listen to @bloodwork.show
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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we already had a system that worked it was "look through the little hole in the door"
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Got laid last night. P cool
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity.

And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.

www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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the hell did you just say to me you
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM