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bob barker 🍸
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Metal dude in a metal mood

I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots
Correct take
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by bob barker 🍸
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
congrats to all my friends who cannot merge bug fixes
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
also like, what could anyone do to stop them. if he does that he does it.
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Do not wait to upgrade your frameworks because then a senior dev will have to take time to do it and that’s just very expensive janitorial work
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’ll take me a day to upgrade this framework but 1.5 negotiating its landing on the main branch
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by bob barker 🍸
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
All the zoomers in my life constantly asking why Cheri Bustos isn’t running for president
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Most joyless fuckers in existence
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
This is also what makes the conservative reaction so funny: you all hate ass that much?
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
You can get a battery powered Chinese system for like, dirt cheap, and Jeff Bezos and google would have zero ability to check on it
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM