Asstown Baker
@asstownbakery.bsky.social
Asstown resident and owner of the Asstown Bakery. One of these days I will jump through my own asshole. Anxious and sexy. I like fruity people and outdoor showers
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Asstown Baker
@asstownbakery.bsky.social
· Jan 17
Syphilis?? Isn’t that that one dude that keeps rolling that big ass rock up that there hill?
Everyone, I’m slowly making my way through the United States and I’m wondering where in New Mexico should I go? Don’t say some smart ass “DOn’T Go” comment - I want to see all the states so tell me what the best city there is thank you 😎
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Everyone, I’m slowly making my way through the United States and I’m wondering where in New Mexico should I go? Don’t say some smart ass “DOn’T Go” comment - I want to see all the states so tell me what the best city there is thank you 😎
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i just don’t think i can give up emojis guys, idc if it’s cringe, how will you know what i really mean without them
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i just don’t think i can give up emojis guys, idc if it’s cringe, how will you know what i really mean without them
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Excuse me, you seem to be lost. This is Shit Posting Bluesky. You seem to have wandered in from Sanctimonious Bluesky.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Excuse me, you seem to be lost. This is Shit Posting Bluesky. You seem to have wandered in from Sanctimonious Bluesky.
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Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
Who up playing harmonica and banging their tin cup against the bars of horny jail?
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Who up playing harmonica and banging their tin cup against the bars of horny jail?
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who up getting downright psychotic in their notes app
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
who up getting downright psychotic in their notes app
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Massage place in my extremely Amish town just got busted for jacking people off
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Massage place in my extremely Amish town just got busted for jacking people off
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Me, with no evidence whatsoever, “omg she hates me”
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me, with no evidence whatsoever, “omg she hates me”
I love to bitch and moan about my period dramatically like the exact opposite of a dainty proper lady
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I love to bitch and moan about my period dramatically like the exact opposite of a dainty proper lady
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Fuck runny eggs, I mean I am happy for those of you who like them but no they gross me out
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Fuck runny eggs, I mean I am happy for those of you who like them but no they gross me out
My ex husband was always threatening to file a grievance blah de bloo 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My ex husband was always threatening to file a grievance blah de bloo 🙄
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genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
I want to make sex with my boyfriend in the Overlook Hotel Hedge Maze
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I want to make sex with my boyfriend in the Overlook Hotel Hedge Maze
Ok I don’t find Shining Shelley Duvall sexy at all but I can see how some people might
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ok I don’t find Shining Shelley Duvall sexy at all but I can see how some people might
*asking for a reasonable accommodation at work from HR because i don’t have any friends in real life
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
*asking for a reasonable accommodation at work from HR because i don’t have any friends in real life
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This is monumental.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is monumental.
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Taking a leave of absence from work to focus on alchemy
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Taking a leave of absence from work to focus on alchemy
Oh no no no, a good cult has to have some sex in it, Heaven’s Gate you done fucked up
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Oh no no no, a good cult has to have some sex in it, Heaven’s Gate you done fucked up
Grokipedia sounds like the stupidest most edgelord idea ever right now
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Grokipedia sounds like the stupidest most edgelord idea ever right now
The fruitiest woodwind? Probably the flute
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The fruitiest woodwind? Probably the flute
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cups are bullshit, if anything sports should have exposed penis and balls
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
cups are bullshit, if anything sports should have exposed penis and balls