❄️the antisocialite, filthy animal❄️
@ladylofi.bsky.social
More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
#MissPiggy
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
#MissPiggy
Pinned
These crosses they wear are the severe thunderstorm warnings of pure bullshit
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Another winter approaches and the apartment's strays still don't have a permanent home.
If you're near KC and have room for two beautiful cats please let me know.
We love Brunk & Fluff and want them to be safe.
If you're near KC and have room for two beautiful cats please let me know.
We love Brunk & Fluff and want them to be safe.
Apartment complex is telling renters not to feed the strays.
With it getting colder, I need to find a home for this big tuxedo man and the fluffy brown cat he cuddles with and gets food for.
If you live in KC area hit me up.
I will deliver them to you.
I'll help with other costs.
With it getting colder, I need to find a home for this big tuxedo man and the fluffy brown cat he cuddles with and gets food for.
If you live in KC area hit me up.
I will deliver them to you.
I'll help with other costs.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another winter approaches and the apartment's strays still don't have a permanent home.
If you're near KC and have room for two beautiful cats please let me know.
We love Brunk & Fluff and want them to be safe.
If you're near KC and have room for two beautiful cats please let me know.
We love Brunk & Fluff and want them to be safe.
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broke: eww a cybertruck
bespoke: 🎶you've got a fash car
bespoke: 🎶you've got a fash car
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
broke: eww a cybertruck
bespoke: 🎶you've got a fash car
bespoke: 🎶you've got a fash car
There are 2 kinds of whyte ppl: Those who cook like everyone else bc everyone else makes good shit and then
there's the unseasoned kind. Eww.
there's the unseasoned kind. Eww.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There are 2 kinds of whyte ppl: Those who cook like everyone else bc everyone else makes good shit and then
there's the unseasoned kind. Eww.
there's the unseasoned kind. Eww.
The dogs are gonna have to hold it bc all of them refuse to go out when it's raining
Been raining all night and now it's turned into a couple more hours with heavy storms🙄
Been raining all night and now it's turned into a couple more hours with heavy storms🙄
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The dogs are gonna have to hold it bc all of them refuse to go out when it's raining
Been raining all night and now it's turned into a couple more hours with heavy storms🙄
Been raining all night and now it's turned into a couple more hours with heavy storms🙄
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America : "Gimme a call when you get your shit together"
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
America : "Gimme a call when you get your shit together"
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Omg I love this!!
Guy goes to a fish market, rescues an octopus, then teaches it to play the piano 🤯 they are both so smart 🤩🥰
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Omg I love this!!
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Trying to find a non-male pet sitter to stay in my home overnight for not a fuckton of money between 12/26-30 is proving difficult. Eva can't board with other dogs, and she can't be left alone more than 8 hours. Anyone in Denver have a rec? 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to find a non-male pet sitter to stay in my home overnight for not a fuckton of money between 12/26-30 is proving difficult. Eva can't board with other dogs, and she can't be left alone more than 8 hours. Anyone in Denver have a rec? 🥲
Confession: I stopped peeling carrots. It's a waste of time and carrot, imo. I just scrub em under water and move em right over to the cutting board
I just don't care anymore
I just don't care anymore
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Confession: I stopped peeling carrots. It's a waste of time and carrot, imo. I just scrub em under water and move em right over to the cutting board
I just don't care anymore
I just don't care anymore
Went out and checked, filled all tires ahead of first winter storm
(still had to reread instructions bc compressed air is a little scary)
Self-sufficiency WIN
(still had to reread instructions bc compressed air is a little scary)
Self-sufficiency WIN
Ya girl bought an air compressor, got over the initial fear of unknown, followed directions, and
now 2 cars and a camper all have proper tire pressure
💪💪💪
now 2 cars and a camper all have proper tire pressure
💪💪💪
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Went out and checked, filled all tires ahead of first winter storm
(still had to reread instructions bc compressed air is a little scary)
Self-sufficiency WIN
(still had to reread instructions bc compressed air is a little scary)
Self-sufficiency WIN
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
North American Turkey
Red Fox
Coyote
Pronghorn
Bobcat
North American Turkey
Red Fox
Coyote
Pronghorn
Bobcat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bear
Bobcat
Moose
Coyote
Skunk (which Uncle Herb insisted on calling a wood pussy)
Black bear
Bobcat
Moose
Coyote
Skunk (which Uncle Herb insisted on calling a wood pussy)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
North American Turkey
Red Fox
Coyote
Pronghorn
Bobcat
North American Turkey
Red Fox
Coyote
Pronghorn
Bobcat
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the deviled egg girls: thread
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the deviled egg girls: thread
Miss me with that shit no thank you #kcwx
This map shows the National Weather Service’s forecast snow totals. In Iowa, there’s a chance that even higher totals area realized.
Confidence is increasing for 8+ inches in Chicago and Madison, the bulk of which falls on Saturday.
For Indianapolis and Columbus, amounts walk a tightrope.
Confidence is increasing for 8+ inches in Chicago and Madison, the bulk of which falls on Saturday.
For Indianapolis and Columbus, amounts walk a tightrope.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Miss me with that shit no thank you #kcwx
I came down with a cold on Monday and have been absolutely decimated by it; canceled every plan since.
Still exhausted but the kids deserve *something* resembling a lovely Thanksgiving
Roasted Lamb rib roast encrusted with a lemon garlic rosemary spread
Stuffing
Funeral Potatoes
Homemade Rolls
Still exhausted but the kids deserve *something* resembling a lovely Thanksgiving
Roasted Lamb rib roast encrusted with a lemon garlic rosemary spread
Stuffing
Funeral Potatoes
Homemade Rolls
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I came down with a cold on Monday and have been absolutely decimated by it; canceled every plan since.
Still exhausted but the kids deserve *something* resembling a lovely Thanksgiving
Roasted Lamb rib roast encrusted with a lemon garlic rosemary spread
Stuffing
Funeral Potatoes
Homemade Rolls
Still exhausted but the kids deserve *something* resembling a lovely Thanksgiving
Roasted Lamb rib roast encrusted with a lemon garlic rosemary spread
Stuffing
Funeral Potatoes
Homemade Rolls
If I've been put in charge of the green beans this year, it's green beans almondine, not that nasty stuff
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If I've been put in charge of the green beans this year, it's green beans almondine, not that nasty stuff
Ever the clumsy one, I fumbled the holiday recipe box and what once was organized is no more
Picked it all up, arranged like a deck of cards, shut the lid, and it went right back into the cabinet as is
Future me is going to be so pissed at present me
In other news, the rolls are gonna be awesome
Picked it all up, arranged like a deck of cards, shut the lid, and it went right back into the cabinet as is
Future me is going to be so pissed at present me
In other news, the rolls are gonna be awesome
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ever the clumsy one, I fumbled the holiday recipe box and what once was organized is no more
Picked it all up, arranged like a deck of cards, shut the lid, and it went right back into the cabinet as is
Future me is going to be so pissed at present me
In other news, the rolls are gonna be awesome
Picked it all up, arranged like a deck of cards, shut the lid, and it went right back into the cabinet as is
Future me is going to be so pissed at present me
In other news, the rolls are gonna be awesome
My girl, @queenoftacos.bsky.social almost had the cadence down without even trying!!
cc: @ygrene.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social
cc: @ygrene.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My girl, @queenoftacos.bsky.social almost had the cadence down without even trying!!
cc: @ygrene.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social
cc: @ygrene.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social
How I feel after consuming the cup noodles
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How I feel after consuming the cup noodles
I'm a 24yr-long tortoise keeper.
This is the stuff everyone needs.
This is the stuff everyone needs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm a 24yr-long tortoise keeper.
This is the stuff everyone needs.
This is the stuff everyone needs.
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trump was selling his ass to anyone willing to pay
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
trump was selling his ass to anyone willing to pay
Go and cancel turkey two days ahead of Thanksgiving AFTER EVERYONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT FROZEN BIRDS A WEEK AGO AND HAS HAD THEM DEFROSTING AND TAKING UP VALUABLE SPACE IN THE FRIDGE.
OKAY MAGA WEIRDO.
OKAY MAGA WEIRDO.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Go and cancel turkey two days ahead of Thanksgiving AFTER EVERYONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT FROZEN BIRDS A WEEK AGO AND HAS HAD THEM DEFROSTING AND TAKING UP VALUABLE SPACE IN THE FRIDGE.
OKAY MAGA WEIRDO.
OKAY MAGA WEIRDO.
Blackbird. Empowerment all day.
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Blackbird. Empowerment all day.
Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Oh dang. In all my years of schooling and adult years, there wasn't any stretch of time that wasn't Ruthless except for living at one cul-de-sac address for a several years
I might add that this Ruth was an absolute doll, sweetest lady, and best mom ever to lovely adopted Haitian girls
I might add that this Ruth was an absolute doll, sweetest lady, and best mom ever to lovely adopted Haitian girls
My daughter’s 4th grade class is absolutely Ruthless.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh dang. In all my years of schooling and adult years, there wasn't any stretch of time that wasn't Ruthless except for living at one cul-de-sac address for a several years
I might add that this Ruth was an absolute doll, sweetest lady, and best mom ever to lovely adopted Haitian girls
I might add that this Ruth was an absolute doll, sweetest lady, and best mom ever to lovely adopted Haitian girls