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Denny

@dennywhere.bsky.social

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Aged 34. Teamster 41. Rabble Rouser. Anxious Sexy Anarcho Syndicalist. He/They in KCMO. Opinions posted here are not my own – they are those of Akulos, The Opinion Serpent.

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · Jul 17

In this thread I will post whatever stupid Wikipedia page or pages I looked at on a given day.

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 2m

Good lands at uncommon would make most draft formats better!

[That Rockwell painting of the guy standing up in a crowd idk I'm not gonna go find it .png]

Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 3h

I'm going to bed with a toothache in case anyone wants to submit me for a Medal of Honor/Freedom/Etc

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 4h

Ooooh nooooo

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry I missed out. I was going something JUST as sexy. (Playing World of Warcraft)

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 5h

You know where your towel is, for sure.

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dirté @dirte.net · 1d

accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 2d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1d

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 1d

This is how your aux cord could power stuff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom...

Phantom power - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1d

*mouth all red*: i gotta refill the hummingbird feeder. Something musta got into it

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 1d

I ran this in my first ever commander deck, Numot the Devastator.

I used this to win the good old fashioned way, though:

Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 1d

Godzilla emerging from the dirt is my favorite. I don't remember an explanation for why he's there. And he's not been seen underground before or since iirc.

Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 2d

I got it on my phone. It's Changed how I use the toilet.

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · Jun 8

DIG through the ditches
And BURN through the witches
And WORK as a waitress
In a COCKTAIL BAR

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 2d

>the day bluesky puts images in DMs

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Eyepatch Wolf but like spooky or a ghost or something @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 2d

hey guys.

im gonna have to ask that people be more responsible when clipping my twitch streams. moments like this could be interpreted by bad faith actors as something i did not intend. thank you.

www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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level 3 poster olivia @livicottle.net · Feb 10

travis kelce and patrick mahomes will never see your posts about the chiefs losing the mandate of heaven but your shang dynasty friends will. Think before you post

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Dyl Shiesty (IS UNEMPLOYED AGAIN) @dylanksteury.bsky.social · Feb 10

The Kansas City Chiefs have lost the Mandate of Heaven

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Evil and Spooky Larry 🙀 🎃 @sweeneycow.bsky.social · Aug 27

My only take on the engagement is that it would have happened earlier and been much more annoying had the Eagles not wielded the Mandate of Heaven with tremendous power to strike down the perfidious Kansas City Chiefs amen #GoBirds

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Lusitania Truther @admiralron.bsky.social · Sep 6

if Xavier is out for the rest of the game then the Chiefs have officially lost the Mandate of Heaven 🙏

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 18d

oh man, if Karklaftis is getting flagged for that, the Chiefs have truly lost the Mandate of Heaven

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Kevin @kevyinz.bsky.social · 2d

The Chiefs have (finally) lost the Mandate of Heaven

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flags

Alt: a man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flags

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Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social · 2d

I shouldn't look at phone before sunrise