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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Writer, podcaster, comedian - a real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @. CV: Small Beans | CRACKED | Some More News | IGN | 1900HOTDOG patreon.com/c/smallbeans
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Dec 8
This is an ongoing thread of MEDIA, ADVICE, TRUISMS that are actually (usually) true, and AMAZING PROJECTS. Below this tweet are replies that split the thread into each of those four topics. Fully soliciting additions, arguments and jokes! Help me raise my son!
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 5d
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screenshot of the Steam marketplace, a game called "Isekai Sex Boutique." The trailer says "Enjoy a funny, relaxing, and horny life simulation!"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 6d
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Simpsons screencap from an Itchy and Scratchy episode parodying daytime reality TV. Itchy "backstage" with a forlorn look and a chyron that says "Feels HE is the victim."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 8d
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Star Trek: The Next Generation. Dr. Crusher wears a bizarre tech-helmet and holds some sci-fi gadget. She's working on an unconscious Worf and says to Troi "Yes, normal."
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 21
My 2024 GOTY UFO 50 is finally out on the Switch, after being confined to Steam for quite some time. I just want people to know that so more folks can experience this wondrous thing.
a screenshot of a video game with the number 4b at the bottom
Alt: UFO 50 gif showing many of the games in quick succession
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 21
This post really overperformed by my standards. People are pretty excited to consider me a failure! That's nice. Something to look forward to.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 20
I've done (at least) one story, poem, movie, play, novel, webseries, TTRPG campaign, sketch, improv show, standup set, comic book and album of music.

What I'm getting at is I HAVE to make a video game. If I die before making at least one video game, please consider me a failure.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 4h
Found a lead artist for a simple game idea and have begun the very long process of mechanics development! We'll unfail this fleeting existence yet.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 20
I've done (at least) one story, poem, movie, play, novel, webseries, TTRPG campaign, sketch, improv show, standup set, comic book and album of music.

What I'm getting at is I HAVE to make a video game. If I die before making at least one video game, please consider me a failure.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 19
Tindr? I hardly knowr!
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 1d
whew

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Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival
Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
......(longest pause ever recorded in Earth's history, eyes shift back and forth no less than eighty-four thousand times, over nine hundred throat clearings)..................................what kind of pizza?
Huffington Post Headline: "I Ate Pizza As My 3-Year-Old Daughter Lay Dying In Her Bedroom. Can I Ever Forgive Myself?"
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GKIDS Films @gkids.com · 1d
Satoshi Kon's iconic thriller PERFECT BLUE is coming to 4K Collector's Edition for the first time ever on December 23. 💙

Pre-order now: brnw.ch/21wWugE
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 19
new Best Pickup Line Ever just dropped
A quote from the Director of Ghost in the Shell. The quote is "Ruins; I like ruins; I like museums; I like fish; I like birds; I like water...and I like girls."
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Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 3d
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
I get it cuz she’s putin her lil mouse feet everywhere.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
We should really cover it @ganz.bsky.social
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
I miss when the President would just commit one tidy murder to cover up uncoerced adult sex. More innocent times.
The movie poster for Absolute Power.
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
He's on a streak!
Trump meme - "We're going to win so much you'll be tired of winning."
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
Dang! Would you believe my hand-carved marionette came to life, but I wished on the wrong star and now their nose has the OPPOSITE of the Pinocchio curse on it? huge if true
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d
Actually mind-bending to think we live at a time where you can post an out-of-context meme just referencing "the pedophile" and everyone is aware immediately that you mean the sitting President of the United States.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 1d
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From the show The Office. Michael Scott says "Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again."
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 2d
When you finally get your wife to join a campaign after ten years of haranguing them about it.
Tom Hanks in the film Mazes and Monsters. Sub - "I am Pardieu, a holy man. In reaching the ninth level I have acquired many magic spells and charms, the greatest of which is the graven eye of Timor, but I also have a sword, which I only use should my magic fail me." Wendy Crewson in the film Mazes and Monsters. Sub - "I am Glacia the Fighter."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 2d
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Star Trek: The Next Generation. Dr. Crusher says to Capt. Picard while working on a comatose patient - "We may lose the ability to distinguish between thought and reality."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 4d
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Bobby Hill says "is it okay that I feel like I don't want to live anymore?"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 4d
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Mark Corrigan from Peep Show. He's thinking "Am I evil? I don't feel evil."
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 2d
For all other POVs of logging on, please follow my new concept acct @logonlog.bsky.social!
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · Aug 19
logging on (AI POV)
Two people in weird rubber suits with anxious expressions, one says "We're human."
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 2d
If you wanna drop a like or comment, here's the regular -

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The Most In-Depth Groundskeeper Willie Video Ever Made | Simpsons Taught Me Everything
YouTube video by Cracked
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