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the dogs are called havanese because whenever you see one, you hava nese time
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
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Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.
it’s true though, by and large the White House press corps loves rolling in this shit. They eat up his slop. They think this is fun. It’s a self-selecting group of the worst journalism has to offer.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
it’s true though, by and large the White House press corps loves rolling in this shit. They eat up his slop. They think this is fun. It’s a self-selecting group of the worst journalism has to offer.
the “but I really wanna” exception to The Constitution.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the “but I really wanna” exception to The Constitution.
ghislaine is wrapping herself up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy. it’s scaring all the guards. despicable…
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ghislaine is wrapping herself up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy. it’s scaring all the guards. despicable…
me reaping:
me sowing:
me sowing:
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
me reaping:
me sowing:
me sowing:
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature
Sadly, we’ll never know how Obama feels about Senate Dems helping Republicans dismantle the ACA. He’s simply too busy producing Netflix movies.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sadly, we’ll never know how Obama feels about Senate Dems helping Republicans dismantle the ACA. He’s simply too busy producing Netflix movies.
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with
Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes.
🙅♂️ no thank you
🙅♂️ no thank you
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes.
🙅♂️ no thank you
🙅♂️ no thank you
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
CHOTINER: now you announced, after eating your entree, that you were “literally stuffed.” Literally?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
CHOTINER: now you announced, after eating your entree, that you were “literally stuffed.” Literally?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
ME: I meant metaphorically.
CHOTINER: It was a big meal?
ME: It was a big meal, right.
CHOTINER: And yet records reflect you also ordered a dessert.
ME: desserts go to a separate stomach, OK?
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”