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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
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CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...๐
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
That's preferable. You're likely set for life.
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That's preferable. You're likely set for life.
never go to the grocery store full.... You won't buy a single thing
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
never go to the grocery store full.... You won't buy a single thing
(gravely) Mi casa es su casa.
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
(gravely) Mi casa es su casa.
How could Sydney Sweeney betray me one thousand times... Hiw could she do this
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
How could Sydney Sweeney betray me one thousand times... Hiw could she do this
Menswear instagram guy who is obviously like 4'11" >>>>>>>>>>
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Menswear instagram guy who is obviously like 4'11" >>>>>>>>>>
Accidentally came to pick up my car from the shop an hour early and all the mechanics were circled around it with the hood up jacking off into it
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Accidentally came to pick up my car from the shop an hour early and all the mechanics were circled around it with the hood up jacking off into it
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new year, new project
Introducing Shift Notes
Send me notes about work
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January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
new year, new project
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Me: (breaking spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot)
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
January 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me: (breaking spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot)
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
(70 year old guy hit in the dick) My member!!
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(70 year old guy hit in the dick) My member!!
(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
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velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
I've been thinking this phrase about once every four minutes for my entire day
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've been thinking this phrase about once every four minutes for my entire day
(complimenting your life) Your life is Fire
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
(complimenting your life) Your life is Fire
Every single time I scroll past this I read it initially as "Hitler." Bro you wrote this one!
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every single time I scroll past this I read it initially as "Hitler." Bro you wrote this one!
(exasperated 1700s guy) Hither we go again ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
(exasperated 1700s guy) Hither we go again ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Thank you so much. We were selling them at fests but ran out. But might do another order and then sell online if people are interested
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thank you so much. We were selling them at fests but ran out. But might do another order and then sell online if people are interested
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December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Interview up via Director's Notes where I mansplain for six paragraphs about the Cherry-Colored Funk soundtrack
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
Cherry-Colored Funk by Chelsie Pennello // Comedy // Directors Notes
Orchestrating a symphony of controlled chaos, Chelsie Pennello & Corbett Blair reveal how they used the tiny confines of an ice cream shop set to full effect.
directorsnotes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Interview up via Director's Notes where I mansplain for six paragraphs about the Cherry-Colored Funk soundtrack
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
directorsnotes.com/2025/12/11/c...
Going to have to look this one up.
Mature Women 60 Years Of Age! 4 Hours of Creampies In The Pussies Of Women Born In the Mid-Showa Period (1950s/60s) And Who Lived Right Through The Showa Period.
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Going to have to look this one up.