Apple Bottom Jings
@afraidofwasps.bsky.social
driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
That's preferable. You're likely set for life.
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That's preferable. You're likely set for life.
(gravely) Mi casa es su casa.
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
(gravely) Mi casa es su casa.
I've been thinking this phrase about once every four minutes for my entire day
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've been thinking this phrase about once every four minutes for my entire day
Every single time I scroll past this I read it initially as "Hitler." Bro you wrote this one!
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every single time I scroll past this I read it initially as "Hitler." Bro you wrote this one!
Thank you so much. We were selling them at fests but ran out. But might do another order and then sell online if people are interested
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thank you so much. We were selling them at fests but ran out. But might do another order and then sell online if people are interested
Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥