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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · May 23

My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!

Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 2d

SOMEONE IN THE DODGER DUGOUT: you know you have Sasaki, right

DAVE ROBERTS: oh, RIGHT.

Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 2d

oh now Roki Sasaki is available and warming

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 2d

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 7d

ex gf voicemail in bandcamp emo instrumental song that's way too dark and incriminating

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 8d

Just had this baby

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 14d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Jun 9

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16d

Menswear instagram guy: What, you were gonna wear a flannel this fall? what are you fuckin mentally disabled or something?

Me: I'm Sorry

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16d

Don't read this. Look away

Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16d

In times like these, it is imperative that you hit the Oppa Gang Nan Style

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17d

Thinking of a new AI company just called Intelligence with the slogan "There's Nothing Artificial About It." Ouuhhh, take my money, oooouuhh!!!!

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17d

don't read this. Look away

Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17d

Austin Powers shows us what can happen when we let Austin power

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17d

stepping on a land mine - the tactile "CHNK" of the pressure plate depressing underfoot, lifting your leg milliseconds before an explosion erupts underneath that blows you to smithereens, one that you yourself beckoned from beneath the ground - has got to be the most satisfying way to die

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18d

And who beat the Mac Donald cashier

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18d

maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Sep 20

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19d

asking the Sephora employee to mix all the perfumes in one bottle so i can try "the ultimate scent"

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20d

Me at a beach house reading Loomings!! Lamest mother fuckers who follow me you know!!!!

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20d

simply irresistible

Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20d

Zoolander showed us what can happen when males model

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24d

Massive Attack's "Unfinished Sympathy" playing in SFO bathroom.... perhaps I judged this city too harshly

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Sep 2

sure.... i'll watch this entire video instead of going to bed

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Aug 26

In Defense of Male Manipulators

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Aug 26

(bringing date to a restaurant called Bar Del Monte) This is a little something I like to call, Bar Del Monte

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Aug 22

Still, reading his NYT piece "Roger Federer as Religious Experience" is like mainlining a shot of espresso

Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Aug 22

always maintained DFW's nonfiction is where he really sings and revisited two essays of his tonight and in both of them he denigrates masturbation/porn as "hollow." Fuck you

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