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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also: Don't let me start riffin, goddamn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pure sexual energy with these fellas
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pure sexual energy with these fellas
Some fun character posters we made for our lovely talent.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Some fun character posters we made for our lovely talent.
Let's see what the weaklings in the audience have to say so far
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let's see what the weaklings in the audience have to say so far
And here's our final laurel graphic! Feel very lucky to have been able to play to so many audiences this year. They loved Roberto Ferrari!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
And here's our final laurel graphic! Feel very lucky to have been able to play to so many audiences this year. They loved Roberto Ferrari!!
trailer for my film Cherry-Colored Funk lol. It is being released tomorrow on Youtube on a short film channel called Omeleto. I am excited to share it with you all. Roberto is coming...
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
trailer for my film Cherry-Colored Funk lol. It is being released tomorrow on Youtube on a short film channel called Omeleto. I am excited to share it with you all. Roberto is coming...
i love tech discourse...
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i love tech discourse...
Just had this baby
September 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just had this baby
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
maybe i'm stupid and maybe the point is these are obviously over-specific gimmicks that people will post and interact with simply bc they're outrageous. But what's the fucking point of these. (Posting pictures because they're outrageous )
sure.... i'll watch this entire video instead of going to bed
September 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
sure.... i'll watch this entire video instead of going to bed
amazon ad for something called schylling needoh which appears to be an egg of some sort.
August 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
amazon ad for something called schylling needoh which appears to be an egg of some sort.
life-affirming news followed by a devastating blow
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
life-affirming news followed by a devastating blow
the new Superman movie is too woke. This happened verbatim...
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the new Superman movie is too woke. This happened verbatim...
Must be a peese of cheese up there.
July 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Must be a peese of cheese up there.
excited to have been featured in maybe the most important know your meme page of the year
July 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
excited to have been featured in maybe the most important know your meme page of the year
good way to win an argument
July 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
good way to win an argument
let's just say the public is catching on in a big big way
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
let's just say the public is catching on in a big big way
here is something i've been working very hard on this week
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
here is something i've been working very hard on this week
things are going great on Twitter
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
things are going great on Twitter
the censored "ass", put a sea shanty over it, and are making millions of dollars without my permission while my party has to decide when to turn to cannibalism as the winter skies darken and we are still hundreds of miles from the pass
June 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the censored "ass", put a sea shanty over it, and are making millions of dollars without my permission while my party has to decide when to turn to cannibalism as the winter skies darken and we are still hundreds of miles from the pass
the getty images bitch has logged on
June 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the getty images bitch has logged on
(Marvel cinematic universe voice) Aaaaaaand we're popping off aren't we,
May 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
(Marvel cinematic universe voice) Aaaaaaand we're popping off aren't we,
My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...
(gasping) Not HBO Max!
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
(gasping) Not HBO Max!