Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Was trying to think of what stupid trends will happen in 2026 and I could see alchemy coming back. Maybe it already is back.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Was trying to think of what stupid trends will happen in 2026 and I could see alchemy coming back. Maybe it already is back.
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
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nice errand, man—is it for fools?
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
nice errand, man—is it for fools?
Looked at an Adirondack chair on Wayfair once three years ago and they will never let me forget. Marked for life as a person interested in chairs.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Looked at an Adirondack chair on Wayfair once three years ago and they will never let me forget. Marked for life as a person interested in chairs.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Imagine what they're doing we don't know about.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Imagine what they're doing we don't know about.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
I was annoyed by Roberto then I was rooting for Roberto. The magic of cinema.
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was annoyed by Roberto then I was rooting for Roberto. The magic of cinema.
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We need a new international holiday called Meal Day, the day when everyone eats a big meal. Its mascot would be the Meal Day Ape, who tries to steal and/or sabotage your meal through nefarious means. At the end of the day the ape is apprehended and sentenced to toil in the mines until next year
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
We need a new international holiday called Meal Day, the day when everyone eats a big meal. Its mascot would be the Meal Day Ape, who tries to steal and/or sabotage your meal through nefarious means. At the end of the day the ape is apprehended and sentenced to toil in the mines until next year
Thank you to residents of Jersey City for rejecting McGreevey. Not sure what he was thinking trying to get back in somewhere.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Thank you to residents of Jersey City for rejecting McGreevey. Not sure what he was thinking trying to get back in somewhere.
Rip to Claude. Visited him a few times at the Cal Academy. May be enjoy alligator heaven.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Rip to Claude. Visited him a few times at the Cal Academy. May be enjoy alligator heaven.
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A few years ago I got to play a show at Cal Academy right by Claude’s enclosure and would like to retroactively consider it a performance FOR Claude
RIP Pale King
RIP Pale King
Claude the Albino Alligator Passes Away at Age 30
Beloved Academy icon will be dearly missed.
www.calacademy.org
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A few years ago I got to play a show at Cal Academy right by Claude’s enclosure and would like to retroactively consider it a performance FOR Claude
RIP Pale King
RIP Pale King
Grits turned out weirdly this morning, more like a gruel. Added savory things did not fix. Corn is the enemy of the day.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Grits turned out weirdly this morning, more like a gruel. Added savory things did not fix. Corn is the enemy of the day.
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Past me is always leaving annoying little situations for present me to deal with. Fortunately I can just fob those off on future me. It's the perfect system
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Past me is always leaving annoying little situations for present me to deal with. Fortunately I can just fob those off on future me. It's the perfect system
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If your man doesn't treat you like a white-breasted nuthatch, LEAVE HIM
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If your man doesn't treat you like a white-breasted nuthatch, LEAVE HIM
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Sitting in the sun after walking in the woods because it will probably snow tomorrow. Ruining it all by looking at phone.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sitting in the sun after walking in the woods because it will probably snow tomorrow. Ruining it all by looking at phone.
Going to purchase rice crackers today. Haven’t had them in a long time. Thank you Sokanyan.
Sokanyan, a cat from Soka City who loves the local Soka senbei rice crackers, was at the World Character Summit.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Going to purchase rice crackers today. Haven’t had them in a long time. Thank you Sokanyan.
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Bed at 9:30pm feels so good when you are tired. Seems to be the key.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Bed at 9:30pm feels so good when you are tired. Seems to be the key.
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Love saying stuff like “You actually don’t eat for another 30 minutes” to the cats as if time exists in their world.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Love saying stuff like “You actually don’t eat for another 30 minutes” to the cats as if time exists in their world.
He is in relax mode but suspicious that I will ruin it (I did not).
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He is in relax mode but suspicious that I will ruin it (I did not).
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