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Alan Fanciful
@alanfanciful.bsky.social
Writer, and sometimes reader of Berserk.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy
[board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?
Management says the Grinch Meal drove the highest ever single day of sales in company history lol
I regret to announce that the McDonald’s Grinch Meal featuring dill pickle fries and a pair of themed socks absolutely rules and I love it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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sigh
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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October 18, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I bet that felt hella good for the lake
Watch as a massive crack forms in the ice on Lake Erie.

An impressive view captured by GOES-19 earlier on Sunday.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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This is a familiar, lowly position for the right, which has spent most of the last half-century whining about how American popular culture is mean to conservatives.
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The Hilarious Decline of MAGA’s Brief Cultural Relevance
A year ago, everyone was doing the “Trump dance.” Now the president is too scared to show his face at the Super Bowl, and the right’s “alternative” halftime show features the cringey, washed-up Kid Rock.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
What a moment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
They're called sylvaneth and they're actually very dangerous #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Congrats to our union kin who transformed the Super Bowl field into a world-class stage!
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Super Bowl LX: Punter's Delight
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM