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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 8h

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 9h

We should see her 3 times every commercial break during football games, not Kevin Hart.

The Lint-Licker insult hurler. Woman wearing an animal print top in an off-white/yellow painted room.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, they captured his final moment like he just got hit by a full screen hadouken from Ryu. Rough.

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 15h

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Ducky needs a hug 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 18h

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 17h

Turns out the real problem with alcohol was that we were drinking too little of it much too slowly

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21h

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 1d

2:12 am... going back for more deli Chinese

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh hey, we're both playing corner? Double coverage. Smart."

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I don't really buy the "Vance would be worse than Trump because he's competent" line. No one likes/fears/respects him. Just about everyone wants to smack him in the back of the head.

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Aug 1

stonks are down, bring back the memes

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 3d

The chants the crowd would do would be insane. Now I want him to go.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 3d

Additionally, I think they're underestimating how much people will tune it out (cause who doesn't at least partially dissociate in TSA lines?), but also how annoying people will find it.

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 3d

Qatar gave Trump the luxury 747 that he wanted and now we are LETTING THEM BUILD A MILITARY BASE ON US SOIL

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

help

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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 4d

A friend sent me this article and genuinely it’s f***ing insane and I can strongly recommend reading it. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster

The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.

futurism.com

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 4d

For Skattebo that's just the end of a play. If he wanted to *taunt* I think we'd know it.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 4d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 4d

Although our grocery bills are rising like 5% week-over-week, at least we can rest easy knowing that dipshit in Argentina is getting bailed out from his own incompetence.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 5d

I'm a Kraken fan, but the Kings' new alternate uniform has me looking at it like Patrick Bateman looking at Paul Allen's business card

LA King's alternate jersey. Look at that subtle black and silver coloring, that tasteful thick band on the body and arms. Oh my God, it even has sparkling silver fabric.

Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 5d

My "In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world [...] Today, we celebrate our independence day!" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 5d

🚨 HAPPENING NOW: This present moment in time.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 6d

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