Denny
@dennywhere.bsky.social
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Aged 34. Teamster 41. Rabble Rouser. Anxious Sexy Anarcho Syndicalist. He/They in KCMO. Opinions posted here are not my own – they are those of Akulos, The Opinion Serpent.
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dennywhere.bsky.social
In this thread I will post whatever stupid Wikipedia page or pages I looked at on a given day.
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tiddypills.bsky.social
john carpenter must have been so scared of his friends
dennywhere.bsky.social
I haven't done anything sluddy in like two years and it's starting to get to me.
dennywhere.bsky.social
Make it an anime TBH
dennywhere.bsky.social
This is such a bummer man. We deserve good TRON movies.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
dennywhere.bsky.social
[Falling out of an air duct]

She SC on my Johnson til I'm A Family Company
dennywhere.bsky.social
Someone in the OP comments mentioned this but it is absolutely crazy to imagine telling these brilliant and exhausted programmers that they're about to launch a media franchise that will certainly outlive everyone in the room.
dennywhere.bsky.social
You fool. You idiot. If you turn 360° you're upside down.
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ryannorth.ca
I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
dennywhere.bsky.social
You can microwave your soup with a spoon in it if you're pure of heart
dennywhere.bsky.social
"Jenn" is short for "Jennerative AI"
dennywhere.bsky.social
I think about this shit a lot.

The original pokémon games are held together with faith and goto.
comfybasilisk.bsky.social
what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
the first thing runescape teaches you is that bronze is yuri between tin and copper
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
skincare hack don’t leave the house don’t talk to anyone
dennywhere.bsky.social
God we're really gifting a tapped Fish for incredible value here, huh.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
dennywhere.bsky.social
May I offer you a Stitch in this trying Time?
A Star Trek deep Space nine Garak action figure, a model of the defiant, and a copy of a stitch in Time by Andrew Robinson
dennywhere.bsky.social
If it seems like I'm online a lot today it's because one of my wisdom teeth is damaged and leaking Posting Chemicals into my brain.

I called into work about it.
dennywhere.bsky.social
Hey we don't know each other but I'm ready to diagnose you based solely on the DS9 display name.
dennywhere.bsky.social
I'd say no but -someone- was chewing on my childhood toys
dennywhere.bsky.social
Why the fuck was Raphael a medic and Michaelangelo an engineer? These plastic toys piss me the fucjk off !
vorthosjay.bsky.social
Soon, my beloved.

Sooooon.
Star Trek TMNT action figures from the 90s.
dennywhere.bsky.social
I was actually thinking these exact words earlier today.

We all have brain poisoning.
ginnydi.com
PSL: pumpkin-sucking lips
dennywhere.bsky.social
I hope someone who wronged you gets hit by a bus and fuckin dies.