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· Jan 5
[at the blood bank]
"oh no, I just labeled all these blood bags incorrectly."
"so they aren't type As?"
"no they're all typos."
"oh no, I just labeled all these blood bags incorrectly."
"so they aren't type As?"
"no they're all typos."
[watching giant slalom]
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
[watching giant slalom]
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
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Ok, back of the napkin math, let's $100/sqft to buy and $75/sqft to retrofit - both high side estimates - means 218 million sqft of detention centers, or approximately 50% of the total sqft of all existing US prisons 👍👍👍
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ok, back of the napkin math, let's $100/sqft to buy and $75/sqft to retrofit - both high side estimates - means 218 million sqft of detention centers, or approximately 50% of the total sqft of all existing US prisons 👍👍👍
i believe this might be the most comprehensive listing of tanking ideas on a podcast
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i believe this might be the most comprehensive listing of tanking ideas on a podcast
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
let it be known.
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
let it be known.
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
chris paul uses 3X as many exclamation points as I would've guessed
Chris Paul retires from the NBA
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
chris paul uses 3X as many exclamation points as I would've guessed
Cissoko: "Let me seeeeeee thattttt dooooooouuuuugh"
Sidy Cissoko was active for his 50th game last night and is now out of NBA eligibility on his two-way contract. For Portland to have Cissoko active for any further games, they'll need to sign him to a standard contract.
Caleb Love has used 45 of his 50 games of NBA eligibility.
Caleb Love has used 45 of his 50 games of NBA eligibility.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Cissoko: "Let me seeeeeee thattttt dooooooouuuuugh"
of the defenders one has seen in the past several years across leagues, aiming for a key stop in a one on one match, we are witnessing Shams Charania smoked attempting to keep reigning Celeb game MVP from scoring.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
of the defenders one has seen in the past several years across leagues, aiming for a key stop in a one on one match, we are witnessing Shams Charania smoked attempting to keep reigning Celeb game MVP from scoring.
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
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dudes rock
We’ve got a sleeveless cross-country skier, surely making NFL offensive linemen proud
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
dudes rock
Hell yeah.
you lose this time, cancer
you lose this time, cancer
Nikola Topić makes his season debut 💙
After battling testicular cancer and undergoing chemotherapy, the OKC guard hits the floor and wastes no time getting on the stat sheet.
#NBA
After battling testicular cancer and undergoing chemotherapy, the OKC guard hits the floor and wastes no time getting on the stat sheet.
#NBA
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hell yeah.
you lose this time, cancer
you lose this time, cancer
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
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I'm still SHOCKED by the obscene rise in billionaire election spending since Citizens United in the NYT piece, despite already knowing that election corruption w/ $ was profound. (Recall that BCRA fought dangerous campaign $ in *2002*)
The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.
The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm still SHOCKED by the obscene rise in billionaire election spending since Citizens United in the NYT piece, despite already knowing that election corruption w/ $ was profound. (Recall that BCRA fought dangerous campaign $ in *2002*)
The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.
The article data didn't have a graph, so I made one to show it.
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I think if the league tries hard enough, we can get 20 teams to tank.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I think if the league tries hard enough, we can get 20 teams to tank.
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Falling Down (1993)
I saw Speed (1994) the day of the OJ chase.
I saw Speed (1994) the day of the OJ chase.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Falling Down (1993)
I saw Speed (1994) the day of the OJ chase.
I saw Speed (1994) the day of the OJ chase.
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
Not a sitcom, but I find the Dan Humphrey - Blair Waldorf romance to be utterly forced and extremely stupid.
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Not a sitcom, but I find the Dan Humphrey - Blair Waldorf romance to be utterly forced and extremely stupid.
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if your doctor does things in a more modern way the prep was fine too imo you just waste a day on the toilet which is annoying. procedure is nothing and first meal after is epic
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
if your doctor does things in a more modern way the prep was fine too imo you just waste a day on the toilet which is annoying. procedure is nothing and first meal after is epic
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just had my first one in November and it was a piece of cake. the 24 hours beforehand sucked but the peace of mind is well worth it
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
just had my first one in November and it was a piece of cake. the 24 hours beforehand sucked but the peace of mind is well worth it
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the prep sucks but the procedure is a breeze. I had light sedation and it was the best nap I've ever had
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
the prep sucks but the procedure is a breeze. I had light sedation and it was the best nap I've ever had
I scheduled my first colonoscopy this morning. I’d been putting it off.
Get screened everybody
Get screened everybody
James Van Der Beek, the 'Dawson's Creek' star who later mocked his own hunky persona, has died at 48.
James Van Der Beek, the 'Dawson's Creek' star who later mocked his own hunky persona, has died at 48
James Van Der Beek, best known as Dawson on “Dawson’s Creek,” has died at 48, according to a statement from his family posted on Instagram.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I scheduled my first colonoscopy this morning. I’d been putting it off.
Get screened everybody
Get screened everybody