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The squirrel tweet guy
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From my understanding, the new NBA All-Star format is guys named Jalen versus the world
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wife: "Hey can you take the dog ou...what are you doing?"

Me: [presses mute] "you know, I don't interrupt or bother YOU when you're taking work calls, ok?"

Wife: "I'm trying to get the cheez balls from the pantry."

Me: [closes pantry door]
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I really enjoyed reading this.

One challenge to looking historically is that the value of the things being traded is dynamic:

1) *The very best* players are worth more, in both a basketball and financial (kill the individual max!) sense than they ever have been.
Going all in for Giannis is tempting, but history suggests it could end in disaster. “The NBA,” says one exec, “is not very good at learning from its mistakes.”

New from me, at The Ringer: When going ALL IN goes wrong

www.theringer.com/2025/12/09/n...
Should You Go All In for Giannis? History Screams No.
NBA teams love going all in for superstars. It almost never works.
www.theringer.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Those too
What about Jaylens
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
From my understanding, the new NBA All-Star format is guys named Jalen versus the world
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The stockings were hung by the chimney with fervor in hopes that St. Nicholas would bring
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social we are starting Gossip girl
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
group dms. please.
v1.111 is live today!

We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.

Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Klaus! Make us a new organization name!"
"Real sexy. Just like you asked, boss."
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
pizzabite is a delicious word.

make it a pangram Sam Ezersky, you coward
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I tried to read the first sentence of this and began to get a headache.
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
portrayals of dracula make a lot more sense when you think about it this way
that being said nobody is more bloodthirsty and radical than a white guy in a suit
Larry and David Ellison's extremism flies under the radar because they both look so normal.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish, he'll eventually understand the application of the tragedy of the commons and its application to overfishing."

~ ancient economic saying
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
as a frequent swimmer at my local YMCA, I can only describe using the recently redone pool as a "rush of indoor fins"
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@theuptownfive.bsky.social there is one paragraph in here that's absolutely maddening
The Miami Heat are barely running any plays or setting ball screens. How did they end up here? It starts with a chance meeting with a former D3 coach. Story with @fredkatz.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Inside the Heat and their offensive turnaround: 'We have to evolve'
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I heard from @treytheexplainer.bsky.social that the bulls are back
Watched Chicago-Golden State this morning. What did you guys do to the Bulls.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
OG forgetting several key strategies here: "Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge"
Not sure what my favorite part of this is: Bane trying to get a foul called on OG for the gentle shove or Tony Brothers looking at this play and signaling Magic ball without calling a foul on Bane (Bane got a tech on review)
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Insurance companies: "Nice necklace you got there. It'd be a shame if someone.... UPPED YOUR PREMIUMS."
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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As it’s the season to debate whether *that film* is a Christmas movie, here’s a seasonal treat: a cat that looks like it’s falling from Nakatomi Plaza
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Incredible bsky ratio here, @bubbaprog.xyz
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
is tyrese maxey in the mvp talk and if not why not
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
will elect anyone who is steadfastly against cancer
This regressive move will literally kill people. It's making kids' liver cancer great again. And it's a sign of more harm to come.

CDC panel recommends delaying birth dose of hepatitis B vaccine www.statnews.com/2025/12/05/c... via @statnews.com
CDC panel recommends delaying birth dose of hepatitis B vaccine
The CDC's ACIP panel voted to recommend delaying the birth dose of the hepatitis B vaccine, ending a policy that has reined in the virus.
www.statnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if you make three good posts in a row, @samesadecho.bsky.social yells HES (SHES\THEYRE) ON FIRE!
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM