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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 2h

I don't hate ties in football because every game means a lot and if two teams are equal, then the record should reflect that. But in baseball, each game is much less important and it's way more fun for fans to see a walkoff than a tie

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 2h

You guys are nuts. The ghost runner rule is fine. There's 162 games, just get it over with. And I sure as hell do not want to sit through a 12 inning tie

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 3h

Anyone feeling romantic about long inning games should save this image to sober themselves up

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 3h

Insane to imagine the Mariners could win the Vedder Cup and the World Series in the same year

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 4h

The randomness of the calls from the MLB replay office makes me doubt it's corruption, but it almost seems impossible that they're this inept

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 5h

yeah, real Synth Guys get all judgy about them cuz they're straight up copies of vintage gear, but I don't have $7k for a real Model D and this thing was like $200. the Pro-800 (copy of a Prophet 600) is my fav tho, so much fun to twist on

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 7h

We're twistin knobs tonight

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 10h

Can you imagine? In the US it would only be a matter of who could get there first to shut that down, the health or fire department

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 13h

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 15h

Protip: most of the time when you buy used stuff from Amazon it's brand new, sealed in original package and it saves like 30%. I've even bought stuff in "used-very good" condition and it says there could be slight damage or wear and the only thing that's damaged is the box it's in.

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Cars are still bad @jondoesnotexist.bsky.social · 16h

“Everyone who is rich enough or close enough to reactionary politics is effectively in a cult with beliefs loonier than the median Heaven’s Gate member” is a relatively straightforward description of the current moment. I don’t know how we live like this

Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 19h

I dunno, man... I dunno. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction

In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry but I fell for the Tommy Cutlets hype train and I need to see a few more games from Jaxson before I'm ready to be hurt again

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 1d

Aw man. One of my favorites growing up. That sucks

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 1d

New meme format

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 1d

Where consumers believe Lays potatoes are grown

53% - In the ocean
22% - Moon/outer space
16% - 3d printed
8% - Don't know/Not sure
<1% - Farm/field

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Lay’s is America’s top-selling brand of potato chips. Its maker doesn’t think it has been clear enough to consumers the chips are made with farm-grown potatoes.

PepsiCo’s Plan to Boost Lay’s Sales: ‘Real Potatoes’

The soda and snacks giant is giving products a MAHA-era makeover with natural ingredients.

on.wsj.com

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 3d

I wish Crazy Eddie was alive to see it

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 4d

The people who run the site won't create an actual moderation team and try to handle it all themselves. They banned a lot of people for making Charlie Kirk jokes. Meanwhile they refuse to do anything about Jesse Singal and others who say pretty inflammatory things about trans people.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5d

The admiration, the bat flip, the zoom to Fried 🫡

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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 8d

ok it’s time

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 6d

Going on live stream hours after being arrested for murdering two girls to taunt the girls parents and lecture them that they should've been monitoring their social media... Can you even imagine how awful *his* parents are? He's 17 and he's back on stream hours after being arrested for murder

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Miriam Posner @miriamposner.com · 7d

Please, take it from a Californian born and bred: you cannot trust Gavin Newsom. I don’t care if he has Good Posters working for him; he’ll sell vulnerable people down the river without blinking an eye.

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Maury Compson @maurycompson.bsky.social · 7d

The dude is right there under the sign.

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 7d

The lady who runs it is a dumbass

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 7d

Sticking your neck out for a guy who is useful only to a handful of bigots and has no real constituency should pay off in the long run, I'm sure

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 7d

Your gonna get cancelled for this one bub

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