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A girl left a comment on my MySpace profile selfie that said “laser beam sex eyes.”
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maybe the pope doesn’t need a take on everything. If I was a kid and the pope said not to do anything, it would only make me want to do it.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I always loved this sleeve design. But somewhat hauntingly, this 35 year old record was a re-release with new mixes. The original “Situation” was the b-side to “Only You,” released an astonishing 43 years ago. The original 12” mix still sounds cutting edge.

youtu.be/bs4T7kZ_Uog?...
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I feel like cinematic possibilities of noir movies set in the 1990s with period-appropriate music is underexplored.
Noir 90s by Daniel Brody on Apple Music
Playlist · 62 Songs
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November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’d make them use shitty AI to insert the xenomorph into classic films it wasn’t in. Like you’d be watching Citizen Kane and all of a sudden the alien bursts out of his mother’s chest and that’s why he bought a tacky house.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Rikki’s experiencing something really common to freelancers; work scheduling is such that a brief gap has been created at a really inconvenient moment. Please consider kicking in a few bucks towards his modest goal.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Kash always looks like he’s in danger of getting caught at any moment. Because he is.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“Device hoarding” un fucking real

Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
it’s enough to make you wonder if some people have never even seen another person before.
What the fuck this is
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I would like to think if I’d weaseled my way into power with the express orders to do as much evil as possible, I wouldn’t also lecture about it at symposia.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The last DC comic on sale in 2025 just left for the printer -- the spectacular ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN #15. This has been one of the most exciting, challenging, and rewarding years of my twenty-year career at this company. Thank you to all of you who've been showing up for these books; we're so proud.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It's okay, NatSec experts have only been screaming this from the rooftops until their vocal cords exploded for, ooh... ten years, give or take?
MAGA isn't American.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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This is…brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ah, you think darkness is your ally, Charlie Brown?
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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GO AWAY.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Better than Trump’s asinine “plan.” But I don’t love the territory points. If Russia keeps even one inch of Ukraine, they’re incentivized to invade again one day with the hope that a similar peace plan would ensure they keep some amount of that territory. Rinse and repeat until they’ve got the lot.
❗️🇪🇺🇺🇦 The full text of the EU plan to end the war in Ukraine is published by The Telegraph
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation.

They include a rockstar, six billionaires, a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM