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Reading Carney's full speech, which I recommend, was disorienting at first because it's like my brain trauma-erased the entire concept that world leaders can still make speeches like this, not just ramble incoherently about hotel water pressure while announcing an invasion of Poughkeepsie
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Reading Carney's full speech, which I recommend, was disorienting at first because it's like my brain trauma-erased the entire concept that world leaders can still make speeches like this, not just ramble incoherently about hotel water pressure while announcing an invasion of Poughkeepsie
If those White House fuckheads were able to Weekend at Bernie’s a 6’3”, 300lbs dead body from one airplane to another without anyone seeing it, much less a cabin full of reporters with cameras, it would be, by far, the most competently executed thing any of them had ever done.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If those White House fuckheads were able to Weekend at Bernie’s a 6’3”, 300lbs dead body from one airplane to another without anyone seeing it, much less a cabin full of reporters with cameras, it would be, by far, the most competently executed thing any of them had ever done.
What is the greatest line in cinema
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
What is the greatest line in cinema
I liked the FIRE AND BLOOD history book on which HOUSE OF THE DRAGON is based, but now that we’re several years in I don’t think that story is compelling enough to sustain excitement over how many years it’s gonna take to finish that show. Especially when viewers know what happens in the end.
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I liked the FIRE AND BLOOD history book on which HOUSE OF THE DRAGON is based, but now that we’re several years in I don’t think that story is compelling enough to sustain excitement over how many years it’s gonna take to finish that show. Especially when viewers know what happens in the end.
I love how these guys do the thinking part only after they’ve spent billions of dollars on making the stupid thing.
“If enough people don’t use this thing, it won’t make money.”
“If enough people don’t use this thing, it won’t make money.”
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I love how these guys do the thinking part only after they’ve spent billions of dollars on making the stupid thing.
“If enough people don’t use this thing, it won’t make money.”
“If enough people don’t use this thing, it won’t make money.”
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I am tired of this cellulite, these thighs.
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I am tired of this cellulite, these thighs.
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Ask your boss, you Nazi paedophile supporting shithead.
Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ask your boss, you Nazi paedophile supporting shithead.
This might be the most random meme I’ve ever seen.
Captain Jellico attempts to order the Waldorf Salad. Stardate: 46357.4 - colorized.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This might be the most random meme I’ve ever seen.
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I’m at Davos rn and it’s super fun actually
They have a 360 Photo Booth where the computer adds Kissingers ghost
They have a 360 Photo Booth where the computer adds Kissingers ghost
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m at Davos rn and it’s super fun actually
They have a 360 Photo Booth where the computer adds Kissingers ghost
They have a 360 Photo Booth where the computer adds Kissingers ghost
Propose we use K7K as the abbreviation for A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS.
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Propose we use K7K as the abbreviation for A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS.
This is exactly why I love bluesky.
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This is exactly why I love bluesky.
That means H.E.A.T. was created 31 years ago.
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That means H.E.A.T. was created 31 years ago.
Yesterday I got the SEALAB 2021 theme song in my head. I didn’t play it on YouTube or google it or anything that feeds the algorithm. It was just in my mind.
Today it comes up on my TikTok discovery page; a post about how great that song is.
Today it comes up on my TikTok discovery page; a post about how great that song is.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Yesterday I got the SEALAB 2021 theme song in my head. I didn’t play it on YouTube or google it or anything that feeds the algorithm. It was just in my mind.
Today it comes up on my TikTok discovery page; a post about how great that song is.
Today it comes up on my TikTok discovery page; a post about how great that song is.
It’s super fun to find ourselves hoping for severe economic doom rained down upon us so our president doesn’t invade a European country, thus risking a NATO retaliation — or worse, risking no NATO retaliation, which would in turn encourage Russia to invade more countries and maybe start WWIII.
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It’s super fun to find ourselves hoping for severe economic doom rained down upon us so our president doesn’t invade a European country, thus risking a NATO retaliation — or worse, risking no NATO retaliation, which would in turn encourage Russia to invade more countries and maybe start WWIII.
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Venezuela's oil. Money a decent gov would use to improve the lot of Venezuelans in the way Norway's sovereign wealth fund does...
And instead it goes to an account in Qatar controlled by Trump.
I know we make this joke all the time, but this would not get past your 1st story meeting at a studio.
And instead it goes to an account in Qatar controlled by Trump.
I know we make this joke all the time, but this would not get past your 1st story meeting at a studio.
VARNEY: Are we now actively selling the oil we're taking from Venezuelan tankers?
ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT: Oh, absolutely
VARNEY: How much of that oil are we going to take?
WRIGHT: We'll take the majority of Venezuelan exports
ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT: Oh, absolutely
VARNEY: How much of that oil are we going to take?
WRIGHT: We'll take the majority of Venezuelan exports
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Venezuela's oil. Money a decent gov would use to improve the lot of Venezuelans in the way Norway's sovereign wealth fund does...
And instead it goes to an account in Qatar controlled by Trump.
I know we make this joke all the time, but this would not get past your 1st story meeting at a studio.
And instead it goes to an account in Qatar controlled by Trump.
I know we make this joke all the time, but this would not get past your 1st story meeting at a studio.
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace".
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace".
KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS: I’m only 20 minutes into this so it may take a turn for the worse, but so far this is a remarkably faithful adaptation of that first story. The tone is exactly right.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS: I’m only 20 minutes into this so it may take a turn for the worse, but so far this is a remarkably faithful adaptation of that first story. The tone is exactly right.
I still remember the scratchy texture of this comic. Like a cat’s tongue.
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I still remember the scratchy texture of this comic. Like a cat’s tongue.
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16 000 dead protestors according to Iranian doctors
Iran report says 16,500 dead in ‘genocide under digital darkness’
Witnesses tell of the brutality inflicted on those taking part in anti-regime protests
www.thetimes.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 AM
16 000 dead protestors according to Iranian doctors
Not my favorite but a very underrated one by a very underrated comedy director, Betty Thomas. One of Paul Giamatti’s best performances.
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Not my favorite but a very underrated one by a very underrated comedy director, Betty Thomas. One of Paul Giamatti’s best performances.
I think the most severe trailer:movie quality ratio I’ve ever seen is ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO.
youtu.be/7JrCqCz6CBA?...
youtu.be/7JrCqCz6CBA?...
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I think the most severe trailer:movie quality ratio I’ve ever seen is ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO.
youtu.be/7JrCqCz6CBA?...
youtu.be/7JrCqCz6CBA?...
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Tribute to Anne Nocenti by Art Adams.
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Tribute to Anne Nocenti by Art Adams.
I hate that this is happening but it’s so cool to see a city unite against a common threat with smart little things like this.
Also my go-to local restaurants and shops are keeping their doors locked and letting legit customers in as they come. Most have observers posted up. There was armed security guarding the locked door at Culver’s the other day who checked the sight lines before letting me out with my Butterburger.
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I hate that this is happening but it’s so cool to see a city unite against a common threat with smart little things like this.
To be fair, “They currently have two dogsleds as protection, one added recently” is quite funny.
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
To be fair, “They currently have two dogsleds as protection, one added recently” is quite funny.